Wed, 25 September 2019
Kat Attack can’t stop thinking about her Ex, so she puts down the Ben & Jerry’s and gathers a stable of lovers. But when one hot Jewish caveman-magician in her harem recognizes that nostalgic look on her face, he thoughtfully teaches her to connect to her spirit guides for protection (pro tip: be careful with your archetypes - they might just cockblock you). Kat’s journey from sorrowful to service top will ring true for pegging enthusiasts, book nerds, erotic hypnotists, Burning Man attendees, hippie therapists, Game of Thrones fans, and inexperienced dommes everywhere. Have you ever dated a kinky advent calendar, mi lady? (Oh, and shoutout to my pals at Camp John Waters; I hear the Blowjob Contest was a *rousing* success this year!)
Song: ‘Sexy Weekend’ - Scoundrels
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Seattle, WA
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Los Angeles
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Chicago, IL
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Wed, 18 September 2019
Oh the Irony! You get hired for a private session by a dreamy David Bowie lookalike - and then they just want you to cut their dick off. BBC broadcaster and Author Nichi Hodgson is making her rent the way few underpaid journalists can: by moonlighting as a dominatrix. It’s all in a day’s work till handsome American Sebastian walks in with his overstuffed leather briefcase and penectomy fantasy. Read aloud from his dossier of post feminist, post colonial scissor-play fantasies? That’s easy enough. But when a single appointment turns into a real relationship, Nichi slowly realizes that she can’t change who he is. Should she tell him she loves him, or clamp a pair of glinty sharp poultry scissors onto his shaft and give him what he really wants? #WhyNotBoth #HappyBirthday
Song: ‘The Eunuch's Lament’ (David Massengill, Jack Hardy, Jeff Hardy, and Peter Tork)
Episode links: Author, Broadcaster & Journalist Nichi Hodgson: Website: http://nichihodgson.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/NichiHodgson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nichihodgson/
Buy Nichi’s Books:
The Curious History of Dating: from Jane Austen to Tinder (Little, Brown):
Bound to You: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bound-You-Falling-love-dangerous-ebook/dp/B009HX7E5U/
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Seattle, WA
Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019 Hurts So Good Rebar Seattle 1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101 Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019
Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair: Sunday, September 29th, 2019 ‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty (featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!) Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa San Francisco, CA 94107 Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com
Los Angeles
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Chicago, IL
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New York, NY
Wednesday, October 30th, 2019 Chelsea Music Hall 407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011 Tickets at
Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows
Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour |
Wed, 11 September 2019
Shouldn’t Condoms sell themselves? When sex educator wannabe Jessica Cerretani gets her dream job at a Boston’s premier prophylactic shop, she’s over the moon; not only can she make the world a safer, sexier place but people now see her as a femme fatale with mad skills. She’s in demand, and her dating life is looking up! Till her ‘Manwhore’ conveniently misses the last train one hot August night and they sizzle…and somehow fizzle. It may takes decades for her to read the whole story (on the internet) - or maybe it’s still a mystery. Wait, did that really happen? #VibratorVixen #BlogworthyBlowjob #MySpace
Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large Song: ‘Holy Water’ (Madonna)
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Seattle, WA
Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019 Hurts So Good Rebar Seattle 1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101 Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019
Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair: Sunday, September 29th, 2019 ‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty (featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!) Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa San Francisco, CA 94107 Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com
Los Angeles
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Chicago, IL
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New York, NY
Wednesday, October 30th, 2019 Chelsea Music Hall 407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011 Tickets at
Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows
Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour
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Wed, 4 September 2019
Have you ever had a fantasy that you’re fearful of sharing - and then when you do, you’re shamed for wanting it? After Saren O’Grady leaves the judgmental partner who responds to her secret with ‘Jesus, what’s wrong with you?’ she reinvents herself and discovers a new passion for weightlifting - and for her hot AF personal trainer, Jake. They fall hard and bond over a shared enthusiasm for competitive bodybuilding, but then she suffers a tragic sports injury. Devastated by her body’s new limitations, Saren’s fear and depression tell her that her deadlifting dreams *and* her perfect relationship are ending. Butt don’t worry: this story’s got hope *and* anal! Hey, what’s the latin term for a Happy Ending? #GoogleIt #Worthy #BodyPositive #Bootylicious
Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large Song: ‘Butt Stuff’ (Matt Griffo) Find more Matt at https://mattgriffo.com/ On Instagram: nstagram.com/mattgriffo/ On Twitter: @MattGriffo On YouTube: /mattgriffo
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Seattle, WA
Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019 Hurts So Good Rebar Seattle 1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101 Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019
Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair: Sunday, September 29th, 2019 ‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty (featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!) Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa San Francisco, CA 94107 Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com
Los Angeles
Thursday, October 3rd, 2019 Busby’s East 5364 Wilshire Blvd. Los Angeles CA 90036 Tickets at
Chicago, IL
Friday, October 18th, 2019 Avondale Music Hall 3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641 Tickets at
New York, NY
Wednesday, October 30th, 2019 Chelsea Music Hall 407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011 Tickets at
Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows
Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour |