Bawdy Storytelling

Floggers, Ballgags & Aftercare, Oh My! Living in employee housing in a National Park, Crystal Crowe’s secret life consists of romance novels, vintage porn & OKCupid - so when she starts chatting with charlie2004, she pretends to be experienced in kink (after all, he’s 400 miles away). When he proposes that they play IRL, she wants to run, the way every man she’s known has. Is she brave enough to do this, and to make her fantasies real? And will the Parking Gods reward her if she does? #EndShame #IDontDrinkCoffee

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: Into the Wild (LP)

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards!
We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

New York, NY

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: Bawdy now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_95_Crystal_Crowe.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:40am PDT

Will someone catch you if you fall? Jenn Griffin’s life has gone from from queer activist to kinky, poly college student to the life of a heteronormative parent - how could this happen? Then one day, Jenn’s Fitbit goes off and leads her to a fanged, tattooed minister in a garden who holds all the answers. Soon, a team of Dungeon dwellers guide Jenn from binkies to BDSM, from mom to master/slave relationship, from nuclear to kink family. Never forget: when a Rockstar offers you the flogger, you can choose to #SayYes #FleshAndBlood

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘I know it’s gonna happen someday’ (David Bowie) 

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards!
We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

More on Deborah Addington (the fanged, tattooed, ordained minister in this story):

http://www.deborahaddington.com/

 

THANK YOU to the producers in Chicago who helped make my Midwest show a Success!

 

Jaq Siefert  & Subversion Productions

https://www.subversionproductions.com/

 

Jill Howe & Story Sessions

http://storysessionschicago.com/

 

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

New York, NY

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Want more Bawdy?
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Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Direct download: Episode_94_Jen_Griffin.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:23pm PDT

Sleeping with some ‘Rando’? Small town girl Kacie Rahm can only dream of this phenomenon. Growing up in an insular town where everyone knows everybody, she hopes and dreams and sets a goal: she’s gonna have sex with someone who’s not from her hometown, and she’ll do it before she starts college. On a Junior year family trip, she meets handsome older man (whoa, he’s 19) Ray in Hawaii, who clearly wants her - but Kacie bides her time. And when it’s announced that the Senior Class trip will be to Honolulu, Kacie knows exactly how she’s gonna say goodbye to parochial Chelan, WA and hello to reverse cowgirl. #TheGraduate #ComingOfAge #Closure

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘Ocean Eyes’ (Billie Eilish)

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com use the promo code Dixie and get 20% off and FREE shipping.

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards!
We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Chicago, IL

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

New York, NY

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_93_Kacie_Rahm.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:04pm PDT

Ryan Reid is handed a diploma, he’s given 3 days to move out of his college dorms, & those unpaid internships didn’t really prepare him for real life - so what should he do? How about: move into a big queer radical faerie household on the Castro, borrow someone’s leather, and put an ad out to sell his (fine) body. He’s written a few public health papers on it; how hard could prostitution really be?! When the call comes, Ryan grabs the extra large tub of crisco, heads over and this feels: Easy. But anticipating what this coked up pig is looking for? That’s much harder. Please sir, may I have another? #SwallowIt #ThatllCostYouExtra

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘ I just wanna love you (Give it to Me)’ - Jay-Z

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen slash BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

Native: Y’all, Take Care of Your Body. It's The Only Place You Have to Live!

Native is a company that creates safe, effective, simple products that people use in the bathroom everyday - products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. They have fewer, simpler ingredients - no aluminum, parabens or talc. Check out the more than 8,000 5-star reviews from their customers - and there’s No Risk to Try. They offer free returns and exchanges in the US if you’re not completely satisfied.

And they have this Special Offer to Listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast: Right now, You can get 20% off your first purchase! Just visit NativeDeodorant.com and use the promo code DIXIE during checkout.

 

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline’s been extended!
VOTE for your City by October 15th

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards!
We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Best Fiends’ with Shirley Gnome

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Seattle, WA

Tickets at 

https://bawdybestfiendssea.eventbrite.com

 

Consent Academy’s ‘Consent to Be Yourself’

Friday, October 11th (National Coming Out Day event)

Gallery Erato

309 1st Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://www.strangertickets.com/events/100203900/q-consent-to-be-yourself

 

Chicago, IL

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

San Francisco, CA

 

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on all upcoming shows are at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode92_RyanReid.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:54pm PDT

Are you a Nerd who loves research? Well, Dara M Wilson is, and what better time to study than Halloween ( or as she likes to call it, “Disneyland for people who F*ck”). And on this All Hallow’s Eve, her clever costume, a partner who wants her to initiate, and a houseful of revelers all come together for an exciting mid-party hookup. Their guests might even get to watch! It’s all perfect - until Dara’s gal shuts the party down. It’s definitely time for a tuneup, but when the ob/gyn can’t help, Dara turns to bottomless mimosas and a visit to Good Vibrations to learn something new about her own body. #ButtSex #TrickOrTreat #Halloween

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘Haunted Heart’ (Christina Aguilera)

 

Episode links:

 

Hashtag Open: Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen slash BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

Dixie’s fun photo adventure was captured by 

Natasha of Inamorata Photography

Check out Natasha’s work at inamorataphoto.com

On Twitter: @inamorata_photo

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline’s been extended!

VOTE for your City by October 15th

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards!
We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Los Angeles, CA

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Best Fiends’

 

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Seattle, WA

Tickets at 

https://bawdybestfiendssea.eventbrite.com

 

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

 

San Francisco, CA

 

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on all upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Epsiode_90_Dara_Wilson.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 7:02pm PDT

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