Bawdy Storytelling

Worshipping mud-covered boots,  a little church lobby folding chair bondage, or lobbing ornamental fruit - where do you start when it’s time to try a groundbreaking new sex act? After coming out 3 times to his parents, Mitch Mitchell decides it’s time to finally lose his goldstar status…. so: Grindr profile? Check. Anonymous tryst scheduled? Check. Construction site assignation? Maybe…But learning that PigBoy is a crappy tile setter might just kill the vibe. This act needs to happen, so it’s time to creative with a massive strap-on and a few choice YouTube tutorials.

Goldstar (adj) A person who has never had sex with the opposite gender. Example: a lesbian who has never slept with a man, a gay man who has never slept with a woman.

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: 

‘Born This Way’ by Rachel Lark

Website: https://www.rachellark.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rachellark

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by OpenFit. Right now during the OpenFit 30 Day Challenge, you get a special extended 30 Day free trial membership when you text BAWDY to 303030 (Thirty Thirty Thirty). Learn about Openfit’s workout and nutrition programs at OpenFit.com

Check out OMGYes.com - a video series that helps women and other vagina-havers experience more pleasure. Check out their newly released Season 2 - and Get $5 off your purchase with the promo code DIXIE
Go to OMGYes.com/Dixie to learn more.

 

Episode links:

Help Master Storyteller Nancy Donoval Relocate & Recover

GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/help-nancy-donoval

Hear Nancy's slam-winning story about sexual assault on Chicago Public Radio at:

http://www.wbez.org/episode-segments/story-slams-first-ever-national-winner

Enjoy the Ride! Explore the Sybian at https://sybian.com/


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance.

Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’

http://bit.ly/bawdy5yearsea

Pitch your story to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

Portland

 

Are you an aspiring sex educator? I’m teaching Storytelling for Sex Geeks at Sex Geek Summer Camp (June 10th-14th, 2019). Sex Geek Summer Camp is a “5 day sleepaway business camp + education retreat/seminar for sex educators and sex-positive professionals.” Learn more & Register at

https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/are-you-coming-to-sex-geek-summer-camp


San Francisco, CA

 

Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’

http://bit.ly/bawdybestfiendssfo

Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty)

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

Visiting SF and have a Kinky story? Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_76_Mitch_Mitchell.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:02pm PST

Get ready to feel Treasured and Revered! After 5 years of exclusively dating women, Bisexual narrative artist Elizabeth realizes that she’s missing that Big Dick Energy - but how will she find the right guy for the job? After a few jazz bar dates, a #TinderFail or 5 and the encouragement of a few other female adventurers, she receives an invitation to a women-call-the-shots sex party. Will she choose her volunteer wisely? And why is there no art on the walls at this soiree, anyway? #Artgasm #SexualExpression 

 

Song: 

‘Pussy is God’ - King Princess

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by Calm. Bawdy Storytelling has partnered with the Calm app to give listeners 25% off a Calm Premium Subscription - and unlimited access to all of Calm’s sleep stories, guided meditations, and anxiety and stress reduction support - with the promo code DIXIE.
Go to Calm.com/Dixie and save today!

 

Episode links:

Help Master Storyteller Nancy Donoval Relocate & Recover

GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/help-nancy-donoval

Hear Nancy's slam-winning story about sexual assault on Chicago Public Radio at:

http://www.wbez.org/episode-segments/story-slams-first-ever-national-winner

Enjoy the Ride! Explore the Sybian at https://sybian.com/


Are you an aspiring sex educator? I’m teaching Storytelling for Sex Geeks at Sex Geek Summer Camp (June 10th-14th, 2019). Sex Geek Summer Camp is a “5 day sleepaway business camp + education retreat/seminar for sex educators and sex-positive professionals.” Learn more & Register at

https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/are-you-coming-to-sex-geek-summer-camp


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance.

Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’

http://bit.ly/bawdy5yearsea

Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com


San Francisco, CA

 

Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’

http://bit.ly/bawdybestfiendssfo

Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty)

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode75_Elizabeth_Barlow.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 9:34am PST

Nothing shakes the feeling of failure like a buttplug dance party, right? When Sarah Newsome decides she wants to dispel her ‘not queer enough’, ‘not kinky enough’ blues, she joins her friend Lindsay on a camping trip to Critical Northwest, a Seattle Burning Man regional event. A Burning Man virgin, Sarah didn’t expect everyone to be so cool and poly, and she feels even more out of place than ever - till Lindsay pulls out a double dose of daring in a ziploc bag. Now everything is sparkly and she’s joining a redheaded lumbersexual on a red light adventure in a canvas s*x yurt. WOW. Sarah floats over to Kevin Bacon camp the next morning to demand a rematch. Will the second time be the charm with this dreamy Zach Galifianakis lookalike - or perhaps it was the drugs after all? Sarah’s gonna have to wade back through those bouncing buttcheeks and ballsacks to know for sure! #Chatterbox

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song:

‘Going Down’ (Uncensored) by Watsky

Watch the video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RS8a44uu0

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by OMGYes.com - a video series that helps women/vagina-havers experience pleasure. Check out their newly released Season 2! 

Get $5 off your purchase with the promo code DIXIE

Go to OMGYes.com/Dixie to learn more.

 

Help Master Storyteller Nancy Donoval Relocate & Recover

GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/help-nancy-donoval

Hear Nancy's slam-winning story about sexual assault on Chicago Public Radio at:

http://www.wbez.org/episode-segments/story-slams-first-ever-national-winner

 

Sex Geek Summer Camp: SGSC is a “5 day sleepaway business camp + education retreat/seminar for sex educators and sex-positive professionals.” Learn more & Register at

https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/are-you-coming-to-sex-geek-summer-camp

 

Enjoy the Ride! Explore the Sybian at https://sybian.com/

Caged Heat cocktail syrups: https://www.nickeldimesyrups.com/

 

Sinthetics (artisan doll company, and creators of the Vajankle and the balloon knot, which Dixie calls the Butthole) : http://sinthetics.com/


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance.

Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’

http://bit.ly/bawdy5yearsea


San Francisco, CA


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com

 

Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’

http://bit.ly/bawdybestfiendssfo

 

Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty)

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode74_Sarah_Newsome.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:16am PST

Are you ready for a different kind of Pony Play? When ASL interpreter A.C. Lobo Writer becomes addicted to Crystal Meth, sex is like a brand new 4K color TV: the real world (of growing up a fat queer kid in a latino family, rife with body issues) falls away and he feels confident, powerful and desirable. But after losing his job, friends and family to his drug addiction, A.C. decides to get sober - and dammit, now sex is like watching a tiny black and white set with rabbit ears. Can he stay off drugs and be a dirty, smelly sex pig, too? The committee of critics in his head make that feel impossible. Then one of his favorite drug-fueled fantasy events comes to town and he bravely throws a hood over his head, writes a number on his ass in permanent marker and he’s off to the races (in a dungeon). Hey, who’s stirring that pot of Mac n Cheese, anyway? #HorseFair #GayRap

 

Song:

‘Double Tap’ by MC Crumbsnatcher

Find his music & live shows at https://www.mccrumbsnatcher.com/

 

Explore the wild ride that is the Sybian at https://sybian.com/

& find A.C.Lobo on Instagram at Instagram.comPochoPowerSF

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by Simple Health, Whether you’re trying birth control for the 1st time or need to renew your Rx, Simple Health will take care of you. Fill out an online health profile & answer some questions to find the best birth control for you. A doctor reviews if you’re a good candidate for birth control, recommends a product & writes a prescription. Then,your birth control ships to your door on a recurring schedule - no interruptions. It’s free with most insurance plans, and starts at $15/month without insurance.The prescription is usually $20 but my listeners can try Simple Health for free - just go to Simplehealth.com/dixie or enter the code DIXIE at checkout.

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Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance/
right now. Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, May 9th: ‘Libertine!’
https://bawdylibertinesea.eventbrite.com

Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’

http://bit.ly/bawdy5yearsea


San Francisco, CA


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com

 

Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’

http://bit.ly/bawdybestfiendssfo

 

Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty)

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_73_AC_Lobo.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:01am PST

Here’s a new podcast for you: Purple Panties is an erotic fiction story created by New York Times best-selling author Zane. On the outside Maddox, Loren and Stephanie go against the grain when it comes to sex. But as relationships shift and physical needs change, can they keep up with the facade? Follow them on their journey as they navigate their professional and personal lives. The sun isn’t the only thing hot in Atlanta… Listen to Purple Panties now: purplepantiespodcast.com

Direct download: 72plusPurplePantiesPromoTrailer.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PST

Get ready to get Scaroused… Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has set a daunting goal for the month of April: recover from a messy divorce by reclaiming her sexuality - and what better way than with 5 foursomes, 4 threesomes, a group gangbang, and an extra credit orgy? Tanya takes a break from karaoke, Ultimate Frisbee and hosting Polyam meet-ups to focus on setting a personal sexual record to end her 20’s, and so she places sexual antic advertisements on social media for female-identified/straight guys/non-binary folks and more. Her Seattle sex-positive community of paramours, metamours and friendly kinksters end up being happy to help with her Golden Birthday celebration. Congrats on your Big 3-0 (in more ways than one), Tanya! #ItTakesAVillage #AskForWhatYouWant

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by Calm

Right now, Bawdy Storytelling has partnered with the Calm app to give listeners 25% off a Calm Premium Subscription - and unlimited access to all of Calm’s sleep stories, guided meditations, and anxiety and stress reduction support - with the promo code DIXIE.

Go to Calm.com/Dixie and save today!

Song: Sparky’s First Dress by Tight Pajamas

 

Tight Pajamas (a.k.a. Susie Davis and Jeff Greenwald) writes songs that delve into the alternative scenes thriving in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Here’s a link to their Bandcamp page and Tight Pajamas sez:
If you wish (and we hope you do), you can support our creative work by downloading our songs for a buck!   https://tightpajamas.bandcamp.com/


Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance/
right now. Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, May 9th: ‘Libertine!’
https://bawdylibertinesea.eventbrite.com

Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’

http://bit.ly/bawdy5yearsea


San Francisco, CA


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com

 

Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’

http://bit.ly/bawdybestfiendssfo

 

Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty)

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode72_Tanya_Gilstrap.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:19am PST

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