Bawdy Storytelling

 

Can I cut you free of your attachments with my grandfather’s knife? At a Vipassana Meditation silent retreat, Polyamorous Pansexual Ecosexual Greta Jane receives a message from her lover the Universe, who demands a Leap of Faith. A ceremony is required, and it’s time sever her 14 year relationship with her monogamous partner, sell off her earthly goods, and invite a hunky young inamorato to take a break from unspinning the patriarchy to tie her to a tree. It’s all seems so complicated, but she embraces the natural world and builds a grandmother altar, finds the perfect mossy fallen timber on a cliff above the McKenzie river, and invites her ancestors, the fairies and the guides to witness the removal of her red silk restraints. Can you see the glittering orgasms, the flood of nectar soaking the Earth? And does 2% spandex really make that big a difference? #PleasureGuide #Feminist #SmokeyTheBear

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

 

Song: ‘TreeF*cker’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Find out more about Bergey at 

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7sGKHjjKv9lWxk2XK6fyRD

 

Our next Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘F*ckbuddies’  and it’s happening this Saturday, August 29th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT. This is a Bawdy livestream you won’t want to miss! 

Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyFBLS

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 

 

How to pitch your story for the Bawdy Storytelling Livestream & Podcast: take out your phone, hit record on your voice memo, and tell me your story (beginning, middle and end). Put your name on that file, attach it to an email and send it to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com or send a google link to bawdystorytelling.com. I can’t wait to hear your story!

 

Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams - and find out when live shows resume - by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Episode Links

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Dipsea: You love stories, right? Check out Dipsea, an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions that are designed to turn you on and help you get in touch with yourself. They add new stories every week, so you’ll never get bored. Spice things up today, because as a fan of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, you get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Patreon: Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Right now, Patreon is our everything - and becoming a member of our Patreon ensures that Bawdy can make it through this difficult time. A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. Join our Patreon and you’ll get GREAT rewards in exchange for your support: Our $10/month Patreon supporters receive Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thank you so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! 

Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse? Become a Member at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or you can support Bawdy by sending your donation to

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling.com

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You!)

 

Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting this show that you love. Bawdy Storytelling offers a line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume (with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla), Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Or maybe you want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me and you too can have my little cartoon face peeking out of your butthole.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Our next Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘F*ckbuddies’  and it’s happening on Saturday, August 29th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT - and this is the Bawdy live you don’t want to miss! 

Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyFBLS

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode138_Gretta_Jane.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 7:51pm PDT

Can Sex and Kink help you manage Pain? Sex and Disability activist Caz Killjoy is busy scribbing down future plans in a bar, and it’s like honey to the bees; these guys are INTO being ignored. They just keeping comin’! So at closing time, Caz heads back to a hotel room for a night of wild sex with identical twins - wait, whose hand is that? And which orifice is it in? But when Caz wakes up with a massive pain in the ass, their whole life changes: Dismissive general practitioners become physical therapists then rheumatologists, acupuncturists, orthopedists, psychiatrists, chiropractors… It takes years for the medical community to provide an answer. UPDATE: Caz’ big reveal on our Livestream leads to a Bawdy audience member’s diagnosis, too. Details make the story, and stories change lives! #Faceblind #Neurocognitive #Bendy

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘Lowkey F2020’ (Avenue Beat)

 

Caz Killjoy is a cripsex agitator, disability activist, educator, writer, storyteller, and general pain in the ass who focuses on the things that make most people uncomfortable: accessibility; sex and kink; pain, disability, and illness; death and poverty; advocacy; and technological security. They are a co-founder of the Disability and Sexuality Access Network and a founding board member of the Kinder Foundation. Find them at @CazKilljoy and ConnectWithCaz.com.

Caz was diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome:

https://www.ehlers-danlos.com/what-is-eds/

 

 

Our next Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘F*ckbuddies’  and it’s happening on Saturday, August 29th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT - and this is the Bawdy live you don’t want to miss! 

Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyFBLS

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 

 

How to pitch your story for the Bawdy Storytelling Livestream & Podcast: take out your phone, hit record on your voice memo, and tell me your story (beginning, middle and end). Put your name on that file, attach it to an email and send it to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com or send a google link to bawdystorytelling.com. I can’t wait to hear your story!

 

Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams - and find out when live shows resume - by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Episode Links

You love stories, right? Check out Dipsea, an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions that are designed to turn you on and help you get in touch with yourself. They add new stories every week, so you’ll never get bored. Spice things up today, because as a fan of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, you get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

SOUNDS RATHER RUDE: This week, I found out that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast got some more Best Of’s! We were deemed “Best for Real Life Stories” (“Bawdy Storytelling was created so everyone can relate to the stories”)

In the UK:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/12439483/here-are-some-of-the-raunchiest-podcasts-to-get-your-senses-tingling/

In Scotland:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/5945657/here-are-some-of-the-raunchiest-podcasts-to-get-your-senses-tingling/

In Ireland:

https://www.thesun.ie/fabulous/5799657/here-are-some-of-the-raunchiest-podcasts-to-get-your-senses-tingling/

And I was lumped in with the likes of Oprah and Demi Moore (Bawdy is ‘immensely popular’ in Iceland, apparently) by https://www.mbl.is/ (one of the big news outlets in Iceland): 

https://www.mbl.is/smartland/samskipti/2020/08/18/erotisk_hladvorp_sla_i_gegn/

(use Google Translate to read it)

 

In a year like this one, momentous moments like this deserve a moment of gratitude. I’m savoring this moment but next week, I would love your help to produce the 5 Thing that make us Happy section. Please send your uplifting articles & links to us, let me know how you want to be credited, and we’ll spread the good word in our newsletter and in our podcast show notes.

Email your inspiration to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com -  & Thanks!

 

Patreon: A global pandemic and economic devastation means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. What’s keeping our podcast and livestream going? Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Right now, Patreon is our everything - and becoming a member of our Patreon ensures that Bawdy can make it through this difficult time. And the rewards you get in exchange for your support are getting better: Our $10/month Patreon supporters now receive - in addition to ad-free episodes of the podcast - new rewards like free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream recordings, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thanks so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse? Become a Member at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or you can support Bawdy by sending your donation to

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling.com

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You!)

 

Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting this show that you love. Bawdy Storytelling offers a line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume (with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla), Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Or maybe you want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me and you too can have my little cartoon face peeking out of your butthole.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Our next Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘F*ckbuddies’  and it’s happening on Saturday, August 29th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT - and this is the Bawdy live you don’t want to miss! 

Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyFBLS

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_137_Caz_Killjoy.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:48pm PDT

What’s the best way to have a threesome with your naked, masturbating super fan? As a slutty broke freegan sex blogger with 900 roommates, author, journalist and TV host Slutever (Karley Sciortino) decides that the gift economy & an account on SeekingArrangement.com is the solution to her money problems. But too many martinis in an expensive hotel lead to surprise guest appearances, intoxication, and a cartoon villain with a duffel bag full of money. Wait, have all my new (non)friends abandoned me? #ReluctantOrgyOrganizer #AccidentalProstitute

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘Sugar Daddy’ (Macy Gray)

 

Check out Slutever’s 10 part podcast series, ‘Love in Quarantine’:

https://bit.ly/SluteverLIQpodcast

 

Our Saturday, August 15th Bawdy Storytelling’s Livestream is themed ‘What is Kinky?’ And this is the Bawdy you don’t want to miss! First person stories that explore fetishes like Vore, Looning, ABDL, more - and music by the talented Rachel Lark. It’s happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

Tickets are available at https://bit.ly/BawdyWIKLivestream

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 

 

Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams - and find out when live shows resume - by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Episode Links

Bawdy was named a Best Erotic Podcast for Oprah Magazine’s inaugural Erotic Podcast list! 

Read all about it at https://bit.ly/BawdyOprahBestOf2020 

In a year like this one, momentous moments like this deserve a moment of gratitude. 

 

Are you grateful? I would love your help to produce the 5 Thing that make us Happy section. Please send your uplifting articles & links to us, let me know how you want to be credited, and we’ll spread the good word in our newsletter and in our podcast show notes.

Email your inspiration to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com -  & Thanks!

 

Patreon: A global pandemic and economic devastation means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. What’s keeping our podcast and livestream going? Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Right now, Patreon is our everything - and becoming a member of our Patreon ensures that Bawdy can make it through this difficult time. And the rewards you get in exchange for your support are getting better: Our $10/month Patreon supporters now receive - in addition to ad-free episodes of the podcast - new rewards like free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream recordings, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thanks so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse? Become a Member at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or you can support Bawdy by sending your donation to

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling.com

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You!)

 

Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting this show that you love. Bawdy Storytelling offers a line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume (with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla), Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Or maybe you want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me and you too can have my little cartoon face peeking out of your butthole.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Our Saturday, August 15th Bawdy Storytelling’s Livestream is themed ‘What is Kinky?’ And this is the Bawdy you don’t want to miss! First person stories that explore fetishes like Vore, Looning, ABDL, more - and music by the talented Rachel Lark. It’s happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

Tickets are available at https://bit.ly/BawdyWIKLivestream

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Remember: Our Livestream shows have a limited capacity, so don’t wait to buy your tickets. Be first in line by subscribing to our email list, and you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams first. Subscribe to our email list at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

How to pitch your story for the Bawdy Storytelling Livestream & Podcast: take out your phone, hit record on your voice memo, and tell me your story (beginning, middle and end). Put your name on that file, attach it to an email and send it to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com or send a google link to bawdystorytelling.com. I can’t wait to hear your story!

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams!- at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Direct download: Episode136_Slutever.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:24am PDT

What do you get someone for their first Vaginaversary? When non-binary trans person Callie Wright and wife Celes get their neo vaginas just 5 days apart, they share a post-surgery routine of checkups, dilators & the fear of that nagging statistic (1-2% of all gender confirmation surgery patients experience a total loss of sexual sensation). Getting rid of their penis feels so right, but finding sexual pleasure again on this new terrain is daunting. The perfect gift? Orgasms always fit! (Warning: this story mentions self-harm/suicide). #DungeonsAndDragons #KlingonGrunts #Snorlax

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

 

Song: ‘Burning Gold’ Christina Perri

 

Callie Wright is the host of the Queersplaining podcast, and you can find it at https://www.queersplaining.com/

 

Our Saturday, August 15th Bawdy Storytelling’s Livestream is themed ‘What is Kinky?’ And this is the Bawdy you don’t want to miss! First person stories that explore fetishes like Vore, Looning, ABDL, more - and music by the talented Rachel Lark. It’s happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

Tickets are available at https://bit.ly/BawdyWIKLivestream

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 

 

Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams - and find out when live shows resume - by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Episode Links

You love stories, so check out Dipsea, an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions that are designed to turn you on and help you get in touch with yourself. They add new stories every week, so you’ll never get bored. Spice things up today, because as a fan of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, you get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

The Ethical Slut Navigating Consent series is now online. Learn more at Navigating-Consent.com

 

We interrupt our previously scheduled ‘5 Things that make us Happy’ for this Announcement (I’m still so excited!)

Bawdy was named a Best Erotic Podcast for Oprah Magazine’s inaugural Erotic Podcast list! Read all about it at https://bit.ly/BawdyOprahBestOf2020 

 

In a year like this one, momentous moments like this deserve a moment of gratitude. I’m savoring this moment but next week, I would love your help to produce the 5 Thing that make us Happy section. Please send your uplifting articles & links to us, let me know how you want to be credited, and we’ll spread the good word in our newsletter and in our podcast show notes.

Email your inspiration to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com -  & Thanks!

 

Patreon: A global pandemic and economic devastation means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. What’s keeping our podcast and livestream going? Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Right now, Patreon is our everything - and becoming a member of our Patreon ensures that Bawdy can make it through this difficult time. And the rewards you get in exchange for your support are getting better: Our $10/month Patreon supporters now receive - in addition to ad-free episodes of the podcast - new rewards like free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream recordings, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thanks so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse? Become a Member at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or you can support Bawdy by sending your donation to

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling.com

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You!)

 

Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting this show that you love. Bawdy Storytelling offers a line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume (with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla), Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Or maybe you want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me and you too can have my little cartoon face peeking out of your butthole.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Our Saturday, August 15th Bawdy Storytelling’s Livestream is themed ‘What is Kinky?’ And this is the Bawdy you don’t want to miss! First person stories that explore fetishes like Vore, Looning, ABDL, more - and music by the talented Rachel Lark. It’s happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

Tickets are available at https://bit.ly/BawdyWIKLivestream

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Remember: Our Livestream shows have a limited capacity, so don’t wait to buy your tickets. Be first in line by subscribing to our email list, and you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams first. Subscribe to our email list at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

How to pitch your story for the Bawdy Storytelling Livestream & Podcast: take out your phone, hit record on your voice memo, and tell me your story (beginning, middle and end). Put your name on that file, attach it to an email and send it to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com or send a google link to bawdystorytelling.com. I can’t wait to hear your story!

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_135_Callie_Wright.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 9:44am PDT

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