Bawdy Storytelling

Should we boff on the Saber-tooth skull, or is Wooly Mammoth more your style? Paleontologist Trevor Valle is in Mexico doing fieldwork when he encounters Dawn, a blue eyed beauty who slowly warms to him. Hoping to impress his new girlfriend, he invites her to join him in the dinosaur lab late one night… If you’ve ever fantasized about sex on top of a priceless 37,000 year old fossil, this story’s for you!

#Direwolf #StrokeTheBone #Tattoos #MuseumAfterHours

 

This week’s storyteller:

Trevor Valle is a part-time field paleontologist who specializes in the recovery and preparation of fossils. You might have seen him on the History Channel, or maybe on NatGeo digging up mammoths in Siberia. After a stroke caused by a mass in his brain sidelined him in October, he moved onto his other passion, role-playing games, and plays D&D weekly online. He likes dead things, big dice, and never gets sick of puns about bones or scoring that critical hit.

 

Trevor was uninsured when he had his stroke, and could use your help. The link to the GoFundMe for his recovery can be found at:

https://gofund.me/f64407aa

 

 

Song: ‘Walk the Dinosaur’ (Was/Not Was)

 

Episode Links:

Our next Bawdy is an Official Folsom Street Fair AfterParty! It will happen on Sunday, September 26th, and this show is both a Fundraiser for Bawdy AND a post-Folsom party & Livestream. Performers announced soon, so Get your Tickets Now at 

https://bawdyfolsom2021.eventbrite.com

 

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Uberlube: Your body benefits from lube, and Uberlube is the best! Uberlube offers you the clean, natural, long-lasting performance you want, then quickly dissipates without leaving a sticky residue. Right now, They’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping, when you use the code Dixie at uberlube.com  #SupportThePodcast #LubeRocks

 

Patreon: Ready for free livestream tickets? By becoming a Patreon member, you can get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, join the #Buttplug Club and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher because members receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free podcast episodes & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with what’s next, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards when you become a member of our Patreon, so Join Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos for you! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

This week’s Podcast Producer: Zoomkeeper Joseph

Auxiliary Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: 189draft4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PST

Did you 'pretty girl’ your way through your fetish shoot? Nerd and pro-BDSM worker Sybil Hawthorne had to the first time - but never again. They want to understand every paraphilia! Sybil does research to prep for each filming, and soon this devout Epistemophile / Hierophiliac has a better understanding of the emotions behind Dacryphilia (crying), Podafilia (feet), Knismolagnia (tickling), Urolagnia (urination), Cuckoldry, Bondage, Objectophilia (inanimate objects) and many other desires. #ManMilk #Baudelaire #WoolGString

 

This week’s storyteller: 

Sybil Hawthorne is a retired fetish/BDSM model and pro-BDSM worker. Sybil has worked with companies such as Kink.com, Hardtied, Infernal Restraints, Shadowplayers, FetishNation, DungeonCorp, Hustler's Taboo and more. Their proudest modeling achievement was suspending from only their hair during a livestream for RealTimeBondage.com.

 

They have over fifteen years of lifestyle BDSM experience, having held positions ranging from slave to Domme, and now identifies as a top-heavy Switch. They are a devout hierophiliac, seeing the intersection of BDSM and spirituality as not only deliciously delightful but also a means to work through and heal trauma. 

 

 

Song: ‘Savior’ (St. Vincent)

 

Episode Links

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Feeld: Are you single and searching for a dating app that actually encourages you to embrace your sexual side? Are you in a couple and looking to find that third? Then, you need to check out Feeld. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples & singles. 
The app is inclusive to all, no matter your gender or orientation. When you join, you can choose to identify as over 20+ genders and sexualities. The New York Times wrote that Feeld’s options “put the Kinsey scale to shame.” Here’s some great news: You can download the Feeld app for free AND support the Bawdy Storytelling podcast by using this link: 

https://feeld.app.link/Dixie50
Use our code/link to let them know you heard about em on the Bawdy podcast, & I’ll see you on Feeld!

 

Patreon: You can get free livestream tickets, get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, join the #Buttplug Club and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher cause members receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patreon has new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with re-entry, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards when you become a member of our Patreon, so become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos for you! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

This week’s Podcast Producer: Zoommaster Joseph

Auxiliary Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: 188v3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PST

Can your relationship become stronger with a third person in it? Unicorn and first time storyteller Nicholette Routhier blurts out the words “Do you ever invite third parties into your relationship for sexual or nonsexual intimacy?” to her Couple Crush, and her bravery is rewarded with some of the best - and most acrobatic - sex of all 3 of their lives. When it comes to triads, who really gets the sweet end of the lollipop; the couple or their guest star? #Queerness #NonMonogamous #OrgasmInStereo

 

This week’s storyteller: 

Nicholette Routhier is a teacher of embodiment and sexual yoga, a relationship coach, professional dancer, and acrobat currently living in Salt Lake City, Utah. www.nicholetterouthier.com

 

Song: ‘Stroker Ace’ (Lovage)

 

Episode Links

Uberlube: Your body benefits from lube, and Uberlube is the best! Uberlube offers you the clean, natural, long-lasting performance you want, then quickly dissipates without leaving a sticky residue. Right now, They’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping, when you use the code Dixie at uberlube.com  #SupportThePodcast #LubeRocks

 

A woman gave a bottled water to an unhoused Florida man and started a viral kindness 'revolution' (check out Barbara Mack’s art and Etsy store, links in the article):

https://www.upworthy.com/kindness-to-homeless-man-florida-viral

 

GoFundMe for Barbara Mack (RV repairs and more):

https://bit.ly/BarbaraMackGoFundMe

 

Patreon: You can get free livestream tickets, get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, join the #Buttplug Club and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher cause members receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patreon has new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with re-entry, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards when you become a member of our Patreon, so become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos for your! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia and Bearded Scotsman Audio
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_187_Nicholette_Routhier.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PST

Can you be just a little big Pregnant? Is raw-dogging more fun? & can you change your own race by having a biracial baby?

Comedian Emily Epstein White discovers that the things people say to you when you’re knocked up can blow your mind so this week, we’re doling out sex ed & reproduction facts, tips & tricks to avoid racism, and even orgasmic birth. #Procreation #Lactation #LetsSayWereTrying #MixedRace

 

This week’s storyteller: 

New York- to-Oakland-to-Philly comedian and storyteller Emily Epstein White has been trapped in a self-cleaning toilet, has stitches from a treadmill accident, and once hung off the front of a truck like a hood ornament to avoid being run over. She performs all around Philadelphia, New York City, the Northeast, San Francisco and the Bay area, and the West Coast, (not to mention a boat in the middle of the Yangtze River in China). She has been featured on FreeSpeech TV, several times on The Q Show on Fox, and in many festivals and publications such as the 360 Comedy Festival, the She-Devil Comedy Festival, The Bechdel Test Fest, a semi-finalist twice at Helium Comedy Club's Philly Phunniest competition, the Boston Globe, and has won the San Francisco MothSlam.

Follow her ass @emeps on Twitter.

 

Song: ‘Dirty Little Secret’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Jefferson’s been writing custom songs for Bawdy for years! Learn more about him and his music at http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

 

Episode Links

Feeld: Are you single and searching for a dating app that actually encourages you to embrace your sexual side? Are you in a couple and looking to find that third? Then, you need to check out Feeld. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples & singles. 
The app is inclusive to all, no matter your gender or orientation. When you join, you can choose to identify as over 20+ genders and sexualities. The New York Times wrote that Feeld’s options “put the Kinsey scale to shame.” Here’s some great news: You can download the Feeld app for free AND support the Bawdy Storytelling podcast by using this link: 

https://feeld.app.link/Dixie50
Use our code/link to let them know you heard about em on the Bawdy podcast, & I’ll see you on Feeld!

 

Patreon: You can get free livestream tickets, get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, join the #Buttplug Club and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher cause members receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patreon has new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with re-entry, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards when you become a member of our Patreon, so become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos for your! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia and Bearded Scotsman Audio
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_186_Emily_Epstein_White.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 2:06pm PST

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