Bawdy Storytelling

Do you need permission to ask for exactly what you want? When nonbinary queer switch and writer Leland Carina interviews Sarge and the GangBang Girls for an article in Leatherati.com, she is so impressed with what they do. As Leland marvels at 1) The 100% Consent-based Fantasy Fulfillment 2) The Negotiation that goes into each Scene 3) The Menu of Gang Bang styles that they offer, Leland realize that this is more than a mere writing assignment. This is a way to introduce someone they love to some next level pleasure (with their consent, of course) - and a chance to experience it, too! #Safe #Celebratory #Cathartic #Surprise #Public #Private #MilitaryTakedown

 

Song: ‘Religion’ (Zand)

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Leland Carina is a Bay Area artist, writer, performer, and teacher. She first came into leather over a decade ago in San Francisco. She has authored an extensive number of articles that have been published by Leatherati.com, PQ Monthly, SALACIOUS magazine, Kink.com, and more. Her photography has been shown at the Mark I Chester gallery, in SF Weekly, and in countless sexy PR campaigns. She has modeled for Folsom Street Fair, the Portland Dykes on Bikes, graced the cover of the SF Bay Guardian, and has been a bondage and fetish model for many photographers. She was named Leather Marshal of the SF Pride Parade in 2012 and Ms Oregon State Leather in 2018.

Leland identifies as a non-binary queer switch and She/her or they/them pronouns work. She’s a Femme Daddy and a power bottom who deeply enjoys D/s dynamics and hard play. In her spare time, she enjoys designing and creating her own latex outfits, beekeeping, and indulging her fetish for collecting plants.

 

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Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

SEATTLE: Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ is happening on Saturday, October 15th! It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and this puppy is gonna sell out soon. We’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in to be on the Bawdy stage cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible. We’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community! Tell your friends about this Bawdy Live Event in 2 weeks, and Buy your Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

PORTLAND AREA: I’m considering a Portland Meetup as I pass thru on my way to the Seattle show. Are you a Bawdy Storytelling fan who’s interested in seeing Bawdy come to Portland? Do you wanna meet Dixie? Email Dix at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and if there’s enough interest, we’ll plan a Happy Hour gathering. Tell your friends to email me too - help us spread the word cause this will only work if there’s adequate interest in a gathering (and in a Live Bawdy at a later date). Thanks!

 

Patreon: Live shows are so hit and miss lately, and as we get close to a new year, I’m trying to figure out where to focus my energy. Do I spend money on equipment for online shows? Do I spend money on the exorbitant venues rate increases? There’s so safety net for Performers, esp after the pandemic. As a Bawdy Patreon member, you support this important work and ensure that it continues. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level and ad-free podcast episodes) Bawdy needs your support, now more than ever. Join the family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. 

Our donation links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting onstage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan and Ty McKenzie

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Ever been hit on in a gay bar by an Olympic Gymnast with a fetish for older men? Writer and cartoonist Michael Patrick Duggan is feeling tired and single, and he’s ready to pack it in (why do they keep playing Gwen Stefani here, anyway?) when an Angel flies in from Planet Blowjob and invites him home to see his jockstrap. Things look promising until the gymnast whips out some Japanese tequila and becomes an elven wizard, and now the cops are on the way. Aren’t we ever gonna get to the gay stuff? #PoleVault #Chernobyl #IKnowHowThisWorksImIrish

 

Song: ‘Get Some’ (Ghosted)

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Michael Patrick Duggan is a writer and cartoonist. His latest novel is Poison & Power: Goldenheart Mysteries Book 1. He is also known for his coloring book series, including Mythical Women, Mandalas & Punctuation Marks, Myths & Monsters: Books 1 thru 3, and Moon Princesses & Space Monsters.

 

Find out more about Michael Patrick at:

HYPERLINK "http://mpatrickduggan.net/"mpatrickduggan.net

Get his coloring books and novel at

HYPERLINK "https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ"https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ

 

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Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore.

And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to

DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

SAN FRANCISCO: It’s our FINAL Kinktacular Show for Folsom Street Fair! On Sunday September 25th, join us after the Fair for true stories from infamous Sex-Positive figures like Film and TV Director Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy, Leathermen’s Discussion Group’s Al Rahm Lujan, Kinkster Dolan Wolf and more. Buy tickets for the live event or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

SEATTLE: Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ is on Saturday, October 15th! It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in to be on the Bawdy stage cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible, and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about this Bawdy Live Event, and buy Tickets now at

HYPERLINK "https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022"https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

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Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, join the Club and become a Bawdy’s Patreon member. People like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories where you are. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level and ad-free episodes) Bawdy needs your support. Become a member now at

HYPERLINK "https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy"https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy.

Our donation links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: HYPERLINK "https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/my/profile"paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: HYPERLINK "mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com"BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact HYPERLINK "mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com"BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at HYPERLINK "https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise"https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! HYPERLINK "https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/"https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

HYPERLINK "https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe"https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

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Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling

Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341

Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV

Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at HYPERLINK "http://www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe"www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Direct download: bawdy_243_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:20am PDT

Have you checked ‘Best Threesome’ off your Google Spreadsheet? Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has just figured out that they enjoy being a service top, and is really sure that sex is great with their new partners Luna and Jacob. But are they ready for the next step: sex and drugs with them? Let’s find out. And now that the drugs are kicking in: who’s in Control? Which one of you do I call Sir? And hey, will you beat me with this Frisbee? #ChangingRoles #Endorphins #ThankYouGhosts

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Tanya Gilstrap is basically a Seattle local, even though they were born in California. They’re queer, polyamorous and an ethical slut. Tanya’s been a member of the Seattle Bawdy family for years, either taking photos at the event, acting as stage mgr or getting up and telling stories of their own. Tanya was thrilled to win Seattle's Best of Bawdy contest because they LOVE talking about Sex and Novelty. Is there anything better?!

 

Song: ‘Homemade Dynamite’ (Lorde)

 

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy, Leathermen Discussion Group’s Al Rahm Lujan. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_242_version_5.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:50am PDT

Have you checked ‘Best Threesome’ off your Google Spreadsheet? Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has just figured out that they enjoy being a service top, and is really sure that sex is great with their new partners Luna and Jacob. But are they ready for the next step: sex and drugs with them? Let’s find out. And now that the drugs are kicking in: who’s in Control? Which one of you do I call Sir? And hey, will you beat me with this Frisbee? #ChangingRoles #Endorphins #ThankYouGhosts

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Tanya Gilstrap is basically a Seattle local, even though they were born in California. They’re queer, polyamorous and an ethical slut. Tanya’s been a member of the Seattle Bawdy family for years, either taking photos at the event, acting as stage mgr or getting up and telling stories of their own. Tanya was thrilled to win Seattle's Best of Bawdy contest because they LOVE talking about Sex and Novelty. Is there anything better?!

 

Song: ‘Homemade Dynamite’ (Lorde)

 

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy, Leathermen Discussion Group’s Al Rahm Lujan. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_242_version_5.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:50am PDT

Are you an overeager trick or treater? Well, pull up a urinal, because this week professor Woody Shticks is here to teach you the Ancient Art of Cruising! If you’ve ever wondered how to master having unbridled sex in public places, Woody’s simple sexy procedures (up/down/flip-the-grip/stir/squeeze/repeat) and pro-tips like the tap back or the downhill doubledick will land you the Juiciest Johnson in no time. Are your knees sticky yet? #SubtletyIsForStraightPeople

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Woody Shticks is a comic stripper (comic, and stripper, usually at the same time) based in New Orleans. Follow on Instagram (mild), Twitter (spicy), or TikTok (ridiculous) @woodyshticks, or get into WoodyShticks.com!

 

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life?

Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy & more VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_241_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:29pm PDT

Can a Viking teach you to have fun when you’re bleeding? Infamous storyteller Mollena Lee Williams-Haas goes on on a pervert tour of Europe, spontaneously deciding to accept an invite from a fan in Oslo. They both know this evening will end up in sex - but when she tries to explain that her period has arrived unexpectedly, he shows her a new appreciation for that time of the month. No wonder these folks conquered the fucking planet! #Celebrate #Menstruation #KnowYourNegro #Sober

 

Song: ‘Warm, Bloody and Tender’ (Rachel Lark)

Watch the official music video (Dixie’s in it!) at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGx4OLuE_xU

About the Storyteller:

 

Larger than life, phat as hell, whipsmart AND smart about whips, Mollena Lee Williams-Haas:  [aka "The Perverted Negress" aka "Mo" aka "Pony Oracle," but that is a longer tail] is a performer, storyteller, BDSM/Kink/Leather/AlternativeLifestyle Educatrix, Executive Pervert, librettist and Muse. She is beloved by and in service to her "Spousemeister," legendary contemporary music composer Georg Friedrich Haas.

Mollena is an outspoken footsoldier in the fight against bigotry and ignorance and a thought-leader in the world of Power Exchange dynamics. AND hey, she's been sober since 2007 and has a hard-on for living life fully and unabashedly. 

 

Learn more at https://www.mollena.com/ or on her podcast 'All that and Mo’ (available wherever you listen to podcasts).

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life?

Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy Storytelling San Francisco: We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling Seattle is on Saturday, October 15th: I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

It’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_240_finished.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:52pm PDT

Have you ever stimulated a prostate through a vagina? Queer neurodivergent artist & coach Sarah Dopp encounters a generous & tech-savvy stranger on the internet, & they soon become gender identity penpals. And when Sarah discovers that Meredith has transitioned but hasn’t actually tried out her new vagina yet, she immediately hops a plane to Australia to help out because your first time should be with someone who cares about both you, and your pleasure. #Trans #LetsFindOutWhatThisThingCanDo #LikeThePastNeverHappened

 

You can watch the (10 year old!) video at

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwnRqZ5ulBE

 

Song: ‘Make Me Feel’ (Janelle Monae)

About the Storyteller:

 

Sarah Dopp is queer neurodivergent artist and certified ADHD coach living in the San Francisco Bay Area. Some of her past projects include Queer ADHD, a coaching community for the LGBTQ community, as well as Genderfork, a community expression blog for gender diversity. More of her voice can be found on TikTok or Instagram under @sarahdoppify.

 

Episode links:

 

Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore.

And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to 

DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

Bawdy Storytelling San Francisco: We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy Storytelling Seattle is on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of the Patreon model? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Here are other ways to make donating easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna work with Dixie on Private Story Coaching?Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Quake is gone. My dog Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence recently, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier.

If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss.

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
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Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_239_version_1.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:03pm PDT

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? As she dances and rejoices in the sights and the orgasms of the luminaries around her, she suddenly finds herself singled out by the cosmos - and everyone else notices it, too. #Insecure #Excluded #YouBelong

 

Song: ‘Disco Tits’ (Tove Lo)

About the Storyteller:

 

Misha Bonaventura co-produces the Bonobo Network - a  High Possibility, Low Expectation sex-positive community - alongside its founder, William Winters. She teaches and consults individuals and communities to develop their consent culture with a harm reduction and transformative justice lens. She is passionate about supporting sex positive community and helping people create more pleasure for themselves. 

Her private practice, Clearing Conversations, focuses on conflict resolution and communication coaching. Misha loves supporting the sex positive community of the Bay Area and beyond in creating sustainable, long-term relationship building.

 

Bonobo Network:
https://www.bonobonetwork.com/

 

Clearing Conversations:

http://www.clearingconversations.com/

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

When’s the next Bawdy in San Francisco? We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of the Patreon model? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Here are other ways to make donating easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Hire Me for Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Quake is gone.

Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this past week, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier.

If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss.

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

pixie skilled lovers tall blonde big bold excited crew skin glow fireplace giggles playfulness attract me energy solid calm sit center bed meditatively kicks in time bends life starts to blur mental adventure body turned on connected crystal hot scene amazing connection community stan insecurity included clear you belong ever feel excluded holding space pleasure high school parties business partner creator motivation unique place potential orgies unique everything want threesome moresomes flogging everything escape jealousy belonging attractive left out high school friend room psychedelic sex positive luminaries experience of a lifetime kind loving Kermit the Frog Albert Einstein closest friends acid trip sex educator queers ecstatic dance DJs Marin Headlands San Francisco flogging fisting fucking Romi cross kind loving responsible innovator intentionally gathered shepherd acid-induced huge AirBnB Hot tub huge bathtub opening circle flip n fucks cushion filled lounge consent talk house logistics name dig deep open life centered expand new place fulfill my purpose passes out the acid kick in connection games soak hot tub scamper master bedroom fiery

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_238_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:13pm PDT

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? As she dances and rejoices in the sights and the orgasms of the luminaries around her, she suddenly finds herself singled out by the cosmos - and everyone else notices it, too. #Insecure #Excluded #YouBelong

 

Song: ‘Disco Tits’ (Tove Lo)

About the Storyteller:

 

Misha Bonaventura co-produces the Bonobo Network - a  High Possibility, Low Expectation sex-positive community - alongside its founder, William Winters. She teaches and consults individuals and communities to develop their consent culture with a harm reduction and transformative justice lens. She is passionate about supporting sex positive community and helping people create more pleasure for themselves. 

Her private practice, Clearing Conversations, focuses on conflict resolution and communication coaching. Misha loves supporting the sex positive community of the Bay Area and beyond in creating sustainable, long-term relationship building.

 

Bonobo Network:
https://www.bonobonetwork.com/

 

Clearing Conversations:

http://www.clearingconversations.com/

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

When’s the next Bawdy in San Francisco? We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of the Patreon model? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Here are other ways to make donating easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Hire Me for Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Quake is gone.

Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this past week, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier.

If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss.

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

pixie skilled lovers tall blonde big bold excited crew skin glow fireplace giggles playfulness attract me energy solid calm sit center bed meditatively kicks in time bends life starts to blur mental adventure body turned on connected crystal hot scene amazing connection community stan insecurity included clear you belong ever feel excluded holding space pleasure high school parties business partner creator motivation unique place potential orgies unique everything want threesome moresomes flogging everything escape jealousy belonging attractive left out high school friend room psychedelic sex positive luminaries experience of a lifetime kind loving Kermit the Frog Albert Einstein closest friends acid trip sex educator queers ecstatic dance DJs Marin Headlands San Francisco flogging fisting fucking Romi cross kind loving responsible innovator intentionally gathered shepherd acid-induced huge AirBnB Hot tub huge bathtub opening circle flip n fucks cushion filled lounge consent talk house logistics name dig deep open life centered expand new place fulfill my purpose passes out the acid kick in connection games soak hot tub scamper master bedroom fiery

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_238_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:13pm PDT

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? As she dances and rejoices in the sights and the orgasms of the luminaries around her, she suddenly finds herself singled out by the cosmos - and everyone else notices it, too. #Insecure #Excluded #YouBelong

 

Song: ‘Disco Tits’ (Tove Lo)

About the Storyteller:

 

Misha Bonaventura co-produces the Bonobo Network - a  High Possibility, Low Expectation sex-positive community - alongside its founder, William Winters. She teaches and consults individuals and communities to develop their consent culture with a harm reduction and transformative justice lens. She is passionate about supporting sex positive community and helping people create more pleasure for themselves. 

Her private practice, Clearing Conversations, focuses on conflict resolution and communication coaching. Misha loves supporting the sex positive community of the Bay Area and beyond in creating sustainable, long-term relationship building.

 

Bonobo Network:
https://www.bonobonetwork.com/

 

Clearing Conversations:

http://www.clearingconversations.com/

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

When’s the next Bawdy in San Francisco? We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of the Patreon model? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Here are other ways to make donating easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Hire Me for Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Quake is gone.

Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this past week, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier.

If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss.

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

pixie skilled lovers tall blonde big bold excited crew skin glow fireplace giggles playfulness attract me energy solid calm sit center bed meditatively kicks in time bends life starts to blur mental adventure body turned on connected crystal hot scene amazing connection community stan insecurity included clear you belong ever feel excluded holding space pleasure high school parties business partner creator motivation unique place potential orgies unique everything want threesome moresomes flogging everything escape jealousy belonging attractive left out high school friend room psychedelic sex positive luminaries experience of a lifetime kind loving Kermit the Frog Albert Einstein closest friends acid trip sex educator queers ecstatic dance DJs Marin Headlands San Francisco flogging fisting fucking Romi cross kind loving responsible innovator intentionally gathered shepherd acid-induced huge AirBnB Hot tub huge bathtub opening circle flip n fucks cushion filled lounge consent talk house logistics name dig deep open life centered expand new place fulfill my purpose passes out the acid kick in connection games soak hot tub scamper master bedroom fiery

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_238_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:12pm PDT

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? As she dances and rejoices in the sights and the orgasms of the luminaries around her, she suddenly finds herself singled out by the cosmos - and everyone else notices it, too. #Insecure #Excluded #YouBelong

 

Song: ‘Disco Tits’ (Tove Lo)

About the Storyteller:

 

Misha Bonaventura co-produces the Bonobo Network - a  High Possibility, Low Expectation sex-positive community - alongside its founder, William Winters. She teaches and consults individuals and communities to develop their consent culture with a harm reduction and transformative justice lens. She is passionate about supporting sex positive community and helping people create more pleasure for themselves. 

Her private practice, Clearing Conversations, focuses on conflict resolution and communication coaching. Misha loves supporting the sex positive community of the Bay Area and beyond in creating sustainable, long-term relationship building.

 

Bonobo Network:
https://www.bonobonetwork.com/

 

Clearing Conversations:

http://www.clearingconversations.com/

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

When’s the next Bawdy in San Francisco? We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of the Patreon model? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Here are other ways to make donating easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Hire Me for Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Quake is gone.

Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this past week, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier.

If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss.

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

pixie skilled lovers tall blonde big bold excited crew skin glow fireplace giggles playfulness attract me energy solid calm sit center bed meditatively kicks in time bends life starts to blur mental adventure body turned on connected crystal hot scene amazing connection community stan insecurity included clear you belong ever feel excluded holding space pleasure high school parties business partner creator motivation unique place potential orgies unique everything want threesome moresomes flogging everything escape jealousy belonging attractive left out high school friend room psychedelic sex positive luminaries experience of a lifetime kind loving Kermit the Frog Albert Einstein closest friends acid trip sex educator queers ecstatic dance DJs Marin Headlands San Francisco flogging fisting fucking Romi cross kind loving responsible innovator intentionally gathered shepherd acid-induced huge AirBnB Hot tub huge bathtub opening circle flip n fucks cushion filled lounge consent talk house logistics name dig deep open life centered expand new place fulfill my purpose passes out the acid kick in connection games soak hot tub scamper master bedroom fiery

 

Want more Bawdy?
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Direct download: bawdy_238_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:12pm PDT

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? As she dances and rejoices in the sights and the orgasms of the luminaries around her, she suddenly finds herself singled out by the cosmos - and everyone else notices it, too. #Insecure #Excluded #YouBelong

 

Song: ‘Disco Tits’ (Tove Lo)

About the Storyteller:

 

Misha Bonaventura co-produces the Bonobo Network - a  High Possibility, Low Expectation sex-positive community - alongside its founder, William Winters. She teaches and consults individuals and communities to develop their consent culture with a harm reduction and transformative justice lens. She is passionate about supporting sex positive community and helping people create more pleasure for themselves. 

Her private practice, Clearing Conversations, focuses on conflict resolution and communication coaching. Misha loves supporting the sex positive community of the Bay Area and beyond in creating sustainable, long-term relationship building.

 

Bonobo Network:
https://www.bonobonetwork.com/

 

Clearing Conversations:

http://www.clearingconversations.com/

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

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Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

When’s the next Bawdy in San Francisco? We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://BawdyKinktacular2022.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story? I just landed 2 tellers for this show!) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of the Patreon model? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Here are other ways to make donating easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Hire Me for Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Quake is gone.

Quake was Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence this past week, so if you need some extra love or luck, you’ve got a Saint on your side! I am so proud and happy that this honor has been bestowed on him; It makes his death a tiny bit easier.

If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss.

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

pixie skilled lovers tall blonde big bold excited crew skin glow fireplace giggles playfulness attract me energy solid calm sit center bed meditatively kicks in time bends life starts to blur mental adventure body turned on connected crystal hot scene amazing connection community stan insecurity included clear you belong ever feel excluded holding space pleasure high school parties business partner creator motivation unique place potential orgies unique everything want threesome moresomes flogging everything escape jealousy belonging attractive left out high school friend room psychedelic sex positive luminaries experience of a lifetime kind loving Kermit the Frog Albert Einstein closest friends acid trip sex educator queers ecstatic dance DJs Marin Headlands San Francisco flogging fisting fucking Romi cross kind loving responsible innovator intentionally gathered shepherd acid-induced huge AirBnB Hot tub huge bathtub opening circle flip n fucks cushion filled lounge consent talk house logistics name dig deep open life centered expand new place fulfill my purpose passes out the acid kick in connection games soak hot tub scamper master bedroom fiery

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_238_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:12pm PDT

Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in a rented dungeon, they both learn that spontaneity can be surprisingly hot. #UnboxMe #Spreadsheets  #RTFM #LowBattery #OrgasmControl #GoodbyeQuake

 

Song: ‘The Manual Says’ (Rachel Lark)

About the Storyteller:

 

Rachel Lark is a (formerly) Oakland-based singer/songwriter and the writer of the new musical, Coming Soon, which premiered in San Francisco in April 2022. Her music has been featured on Billboard, Upworthy, Boing Boing, Salon.com, The Savage Lovecast and more. She's been a long-time musical guest at Bawdy Storytelling, but this was Rachel Lark’s storytelling debut. 

 

To learn more about Rachel Lark, check out

patreon.com/rachellark

And

www.rachellark.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast.

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription.

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

(Doing my job is so damn hard right now. I just wanna bury my face in his fur and grieve)

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

After almost 3 Years, Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story?) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of Patreon? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Below are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_237_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:04am PDT

Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love’s food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she’s lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice cold pumpkin guts. It’s time to mix the batter! Plus, Dixie struggles with the hardest goodbye she’ll ever face. #ASMR #Sloppy #Squishy #Slippery #Scene

 

Song: ‘Bon Appetit’ (Katy Perry & Migos)

About the Storyteller:

 

Dick Wound explores darker and more unusual kinks and fetishes on his podcast, Off the Cuffs, including fantasies of his own death, being dominated by robots, and seductive alien encounters. The podcast was established to document his journey into the kink community, but little time passed before Dick began receiving feedback from listeners and it quickly became evident that many needed guidance to begin their journey. The platform Dick has created brings together both newbies and long time kinksters, and enables them to share their stories and experiences with a worldwide audience. This has led to guest appearances on other podcasts including RISK!, This is Actually Happening, The Dildorks and dozens of others. Dick also operates and produces a second podcast, Being There, where the extraordinary aspects of everyday people’s lives are explored in a free form interview/story-telling format. Dick’s personal journey is an interesting one, and he is available to speak on the subjects of kink and BDSM with an open mind and devious sense of humor.

 

You can learn more about Dick Wound at 

https://www.offthecuffs.org/

&

Patreon.com/OCPKink

 

Episode links:

 

Saying goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: If you wanna help with Quake’s final Veterinary and End of Life expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

 

And Thank you for loving my Best Boi <3

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Did you know that Bawdy is coming back to Seattle in October? We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Below are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_236_version_1.5.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:33am PDT

Have you ever gotten a hand stuck in your vagina while a college party rages just 4 feet away? Sex educator and queer high femme Lilian Rogers loves the unique set of sensations that come with fisting: the openness, vulnerability, trust, the feeling of fullness… and OMG, the orgasms! So when she meets someone new on OKCupid, Lillian is prepared to teach this new-to-this partner how handballing works - but when her new partner slips right inside, she knows that it was meant to be. #Cinderella #LatexGloves #QueerDating

 

Song: ‘Gimme What I Want’ (Miley Cyrus)

About the Storyteller:

 

Lilian Rogers is a queer high femme who currently hails from Mystic, Connecticut where she runs her vintage company, Femme & Nest. She can frequently be found roaming the beach and the woods in non-hiking appropriate outfits with partner and her dog sidekick, Pigeon. Generally, Lilian is making art and trying really hard not to kill

her oversized collection of begonias, again.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LAST LIVE SHOW/LIVESTREAM TILL LATE SEPTEMBER: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening this Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
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Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Direct download: bawdy_235_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:35pm PDT

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

tiger hidden dragon internet online girls dot com blonde perky nipples credit card info guilty mom got home dinner lie everything masturbation stills Disney animals kay jewelry commercial porn smoking pot high school stealing pot dad gay separated found sweet daughter canister blazed high school hard copy gay porno told a story roofer jockstrap uncut schlong you seem upset sweaty red eyes crying forward didn’t know women sex men didn’t know jockstraps Valentine’s Day gift baseline lingerie massive horse father heard onstage honey really search history college Debutante ball Parents Discovery Channel humping overstuffed chair long division muscles male lion grabs neck lioness slaughtered cubs humping mother worse feelings wrong ashamed feelings bubble up lions sitting jacuzzi apartment underage cooter hours water stream straddle hot tub thinking old halloween costumes staring masturbation addict child child sexual health counselor precocious Private lions private time uncomfortable little kid pretend mother fault expositive moratorium subject matter racy naughty blues clues Simpson’s crouching

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_234_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PDT

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

tiger hidden dragon internet online girls dot com blonde perky nipples credit card info guilty mom got home dinner lie everything masturbation stills Disney animals kay jewelry commercial porn smoking pot high school stealing pot dad gay separated found sweet daughter canister blazed high school hard copy gay porno told a story roofer jockstrap uncut schlong you seem upset sweaty red eyes crying forward didn’t know women sex men didn’t know jockstraps Valentine’s Day gift baseline lingerie massive horse father heard onstage honey really search history college Debutante ball Parents Discovery Channel humping overstuffed chair long division muscles male lion grabs neck lioness slaughtered cubs humping mother worse feelings wrong ashamed feelings bubble up lions sitting jacuzzi apartment underage cooter hours water stream straddle hot tub thinking old halloween costumes staring masturbation addict child child sexual health counselor precocious Private lions private time uncomfortable little kid pretend mother fault expositive moratorium subject matter racy naughty blues clues Simpson’s crouching

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_234_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PDT

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_234_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PDT

Where do Nerds end and Perverts begin - and are you down for a little Hard Justice while bent over the hood of a Batmobile? When Bruce Wang’s long lost lover returns from Australia, she needs Bruce’s help to get her mojo back. He wants to help - and where better than ComicCon?! Brace yourselves, dear listener, cause there’s a lot of Cameos in this episode: Wolverine, Catwoman, Doctor Who, Superman, AquaMan, Boy Robin, Deadpool, that super hot Centaur guy from the Old Spice commercial - but thankfully, Squirrel Girl never makes an appearance. Yes, those really ‘out there’ fantasies can come true; all it takes is a clever, enthusiastic co-conspirator. #NerdAndPerverts #NewExperience

 

Song: ‘Trouble in Metropolis’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Learn more about Jefferson Bergey at:

JeffersonBergey.com or help him create at

patreon.com/JeffersonBergey

About the Storyteller:

 

Bruce Wang is a prolific and well-respected Comic Book Writer and Cartoonist. He is performing this story under a nom de scene (a fake name) as any good Superhero does. Bruce lives in San Francisco.

 

Episode links:

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore.

And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to 

DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ stories, with music by brand new musical performer Michael Martinez . This is our last Bawdy till Folsom Street Fair in late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle: we’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Direct download: bawdy_233_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:45pm PDT

Feeling defeated by last week’s overturning of Roe v. Wade by the Supreme Court? As an antidote to the bad news, we share this origin story from Author, Psychotherapist, Kinkster, Sex Radical and Ethical Slut, Dossie Easton. This story was told at Dossie’s Story Toast in 2019, where we celebrated both her 75th birthday and the 50th Anniversary of *this*, Dossie’s life-changing trip to a new sexually empowered version of feminism. Gather your strength and be inspired by Dossie’s true tale as we prepare to challenge what’s next. #WorkToDo #TooIntelligent #TooOutspoken #TooStrong #TheRiddleOfTheUniverse

 

Song: ‘Unstoppable’ (Sia)

About the Storyteller:

 

Dossie Easton, a long time player on the San Francisco S/M scene, is co-author with Janet Hardy of The Ethical Slut, The Bottoming and Topping Books, and Radical Ecstasy:  SM Journeys to Transcendence.  

 

Dossie is a psychotherapist working with individuals, couples and more in her private practice in San Francisco, with a particular interest in how S/M journeys into Shadow can bring old wounds into the healing light of consciousness and and give them a shot of life force in the form of good hot sex. 

 

An active sex radical since 1961, Dossie was a member of the first Board of Directors of the Society of Janus in San Francisco in 1974, and active with SFSI from 1973 to 1985. Currently she makes her home in the mountains north of San Francisco, travels to teach at conferences all over the world, and wanders through the mountains around her home declaiming filthy poetry to the vultures. You can check out her website at www.dossieeaston.com.

 

Episode links:

 

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Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

How to Be Fascinating: My final Workshop starts in just 2 weeks! ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year. This workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. Next up: Sex and Story! I’ll be rolling that out later this year - &This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at

 https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd and the theme is One of Us. We’re collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area). Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! New venue, brand new storyteller and a reunion with the best community anywhere. Learn more and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Direct download: bawdy_232_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:19pm PDT

How do you give and receive pleasure while detaching from gender expectations? Storyteller and writer Matthew Beld has spent the Pandemic isolating and reflecting on who they really are, so a first time road trip celebration with new sluts feels daunting. Should they join the ass buffet? Can they be part of the orgy in the hot tub? As this proud slut embraces a more expansive non-binary identity, Matthew learns that the right people can help you find joy and connection - and that you don’t really have to know yet. It’s a bold choice, but you have to respect the confidence! #Nonbinary #ThatDressTho #Trans #TheMeatHasToGoSomewhere

 

Song: ‘I’m Good’ (The Mowgli’s)

About the Storyteller:

 

Matthew Beld is a Non-Binary storyteller and writer in San Francisco. They've performed for Bawdy Storytelling and BawdySlam, Litquake, KQED, StoryCorps, and comedy shows around the Bay Area. Most recently, they've started writing sketches with Killing My Lobster. They're interested in kink, gender, and making tall men submit. When not on stage they work in LGBTQ+ health research and training.

 

Episode links:

 

Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ THIS SUNDAY! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, the return of beloved Best of Bawdy repeat offender Jeffrey Allen Hayes. With Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more. 

Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at 

https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year (next up: Sex and Story! I’m gonna focus on rolling that out later this year). I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at

 https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! Learn more and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_231_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Have you ever had first time anal with your best friend/ex-fiancee in a jacuzzi room at Disneyland? Comedian/Writer/Producer April Kidwell and her butt buddy Scott are having a hard time in their relationship, going from broken limbs to life tragedy to a sports injury that breaks *another* leg. So they escape by going on holiday and pushing each other’s wheelchairs from Space Mountain to Star Wars World - and then polish it off with an inaugural booty blast back in the hotel room. But the real world always bubbles up eventually, doesn’t it? What a mess! #EnterThruTheExit #FrontOfTheLine #LifeIsMessy

 

Song: ‘Let’s fall in love for the night’ (Finneas)

About the Storyteller:

 

April Kidwell is the writer, producer and star of I, Nomi - the one woman musical comedy about the life of Nomi Malone, before and after the cult classic about her life: Showgirls (you know, the 1995 erotic drama cult film directed by Paul Verhoeven). Off Broadway, April has performed in: Showgirls! The Musical! (As Nomi Malone), in Bayside! The Musical!, in San Francisco’s Drag Becomes Her (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Legally Black (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Trixie & Katya’s High School Reunion (as Christy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer Live! (As Willow); And In the Films: The Bride of Death, Eat the Rainbow, and of course, in the 2019 documentary, You Don’t Nomi.

She is a proud student and volunteer of the Earthship Academy and Foxhole homes - building off the grid, self sustainable houses made of natural and recycled materials for homeless veterans.  

Learn more about April at www.aprilkidwell.com.

 

Episode links:

 

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What’s the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ show after the San Francisco Pride Parade! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more. 

Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at 

https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Early Bird for ‘How to be Fascinating’ has been extended till this Sunday, June 19th: My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy’s Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This is our last one of these for a while as I focus on my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, coming out later this year - and this class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:16am PDT

Do you suffering from Witzelsucht (an obsession with groan-worthy puns and jokes)? Preschool teacher Mosa Maxwell-Smith tingles with glee when people roll their eyes at her puns, wondering how she might extend that thrill to the bedroom. Driven by loneliness, she bravely attends a live /Augmented reality sex party and meets Van, a thoughtful, compassionate person who helps her explore new territory: flogging, their shared organizational kink, paronomasia-related memes and Mosa’s burgeoning boundaries. #SelfCareIsSoxy #VirtualWorld #Kinkshamed #Brattiness #BestFriendsDay

 

Song: ‘Fever Dream’ (mxmtoon)

About the Storyteller:

 

When Mosa Maxwell-Smith first discovered storytelling she craved it so much that she started hosting story parties with friends in her living room.  That was 2011, before the Moth was even in the Bay Area. She is elated by the explosion of storytelling as an art form and connector of humans over the last decade, and has been privileged to perform regularly at a variety of venues, including Story Slam Oakland, the Mill Valley Library, and (always a favorite) Bawdy. She also tells stories on a daily basis in her role as a preschool teacher (though the content is usually slightly different and the audiences smaller). Mosa is a devotee of connection and serendipity and is grateful to Dixie De La Tour for bringing more of both to her life through the gift of Bawdy. She is always delighted to be out past bedtime on a school night, telling stories to someone other than her cats.

 

 

Episode links:

 

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pun: The pun, also known as paronomasia, is a form of wordplay that involves exploiting the ambiguous meanings of words, typically of homophonic (similar sounding), homographic (identically spelled), metonymic (same meaning) or otherwise figurative nature, for humorous or rhetorical effect.

 

Are you interested in helping me build a Bawdy Book Club?

If so, Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

 

Here are the books I talked about in this episode:

 

• Bittersweet: How sorry and longing make us whole - Susan Cain 

https://susancain.net/book/bittersweet/

 

• Atlas of the Heart: Mapping Meaningful Connection and the Language of Human Experience - Brené Brown

https://brenebrown.com/book/atlas-of-the-heart/

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

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Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

What’s the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ after the San Francisco Pride Parade! Our next Bawdy happens on Sunday June 26th, and we’ll have new storytellers and a brand new music act. Wanna watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream? 

 

Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy’s Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON.

 

Register for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_229_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:14pm PDT

Do you ever wonder if Black people go to Burning Man? Pansexual Polyamorous Poet & Woman of Color Sylvia Blalock is looking for love - but how can she be with someone who won’t let her fist them? After getting stood up for the Black and White ball due to her date’s baby mama drama, she sells his ticket and buys herself one for Burning Man - and quickly meets Mr Sparkleteeth and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, a queer POC couple who want nothing more than to make all her dusty, dirty dreams come true. Remember: When life gives you lemons, make cocktails and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer! #DaddyImHome #Queer #POC #Pansexual #FistingTip

 

Song: ‘Dem Cakes Tho’ (Todrick Hall)

About the Storyteller:

 

Sylvia L. Blalock is a  San Francisco native is the author of Uprising, a book of poetry, and is the owner/founder of Queendom Network LLC. She’s presented at the UC Berkeley Empowering Womxn of Color Conference, as well as hosting Voices That Carry, a poetry event as part of National Poetry Month.  

She’s on Instagram @sylvia.blalock

 

Episode links:

 

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And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

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Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Bawdy’s LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens mere hours after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live /in person in San Francisco, or on the livestream? 

 

Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating’ is close to selling out, and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON.

 

Register for ‘How to be Fascinting: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links:

 

Payment links:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:10am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
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Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he’s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip’s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don’t seem quite so important now, because Brendan’s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

 

Song: ‘Finally Woken’ (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

 

Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Storytelling Workshop: I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’ and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

French poodle lanky dorky socially awkward seductive sultry high speed train high school French teacher tour company Marie Loire Valley Strasbourg Louvre Paris Paris to Marseille TGV Train Grand Vitesse Concorde on rails electric aluminum speed safety nerd France was great train station immersive education sink or swim platform cafe sit in front Parisian ticket cafe au lait croissant humming shiny old clunky train potential adults pondering woman stunning luminous big brown eyes cream colored coat Le Monde professional erudite adult sophisticated Thursday Marie normal train car window Paris outskirts faster giddy bar car too young walking aisle contact sits down bonjour hand flower traces palm index finger world shrinks electric feeling hair body pant continues index finger perfect red lips mouth tongue finger warm wet country virgin hick sweating numb cream colored coat doubles head down nap cranes neck window down space abdomen underhand unzipped hard virgin lava coach teacher red white explodes Audrey spotless eyes smiles wicked smile warm eyes bonjour to au revoir real stammering warm seat bright sun Marseille processing read penthouse forum older brothers fake small town dreams true

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_227_version_4.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:42am PDT

Have you ever used an under-inflated rubber doll to jumpstart your reunion-slash-sex party? Sex educator Reid Mihalko spends more than a year hunkered down with his partner during the pandemic, which sets a personal record: the longest time he’s ever gone without a threesome. No more! Reid hatches a plan to host a writer’s retreat in a Northern California yurt with many of his sex-positive friends, and after travel and quarantining and rapid tests, nobody remembers how to connect anymore. What better way to get your strap-on gangbang going than to put that board game blow-up doll to good use? Well, this isn’t going into the memoir I’m writing, is it? #InflatableBro#Shiny #Squeaky #Plastic #LongDryPandemic #ThisIsMyLife

 

Song: ‘Do you Take it’ (The Wet Spots)

About the Storyteller:

 

Sex and relationship geek Reid Mihalko of ReidAboutSex.com helps adults and college students create more self-esteem, self-confidence, and greater health and accountability in their relationships and sex lives using an inspiring mixture of humor, personal stories, keen insight, and comprehensive sexual health information.

Reid teaches internationally, running workshops and speaking on communication skills, alternative relationship styles, and shame-free sexuality. Whether online, on stage, or at a college or university, Reid shares skills and concepts designed to help everyone be the change they want to see in the bedroom.

Reid’s workshops and college lectures have been attended by over 50,000 people from all over the globe. He has appeared in media such as Netflix’ Chelsea Does... with Chelsea Handler, Oprah's Our America With Lisa Ling on OWN, the Emmy award-winning talk show Montel, Dr. Phil's The Doctors on CBS, Bravo's Miss Advised, Fox News, in Newsweek, Seventeen, GQ, The Washington Post, and in thirteen countries and at least seven languages

Reid is also founder of Sex Geek Summer Camp, Sex Geek Conservatory, and Sex Geek School for Gifted Sex Geeks, which help sex educators learn valuable business skills that allow them to reach more people with greater ease, transform more lives, and make a better living as sexperts. Learn more at https://reidaboutsex.com

Episode links:

 

Saturday night’s Live show in San Francisco: We’re bringing out Bawdy’s infamous games ! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O  - and listen to incredible true stories from Leland Carina, Best of Bawdy’s Matt Beld, Bonobo Community’s William Winters, Poet & Queen Sylvia Blalock and music by Coming Soon: the Musical’s Matt Herrero! Our theme for this month is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club.

Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’! Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary!). I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Our Patreon community is how Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you Join! Please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  (and Thank You!)

May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can’t wait to hear yours.

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_226_v2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:22am PDT

Would you be nervous about meeting someone if you’d already had sex with the person, yet you’d never actually seen them? After boffing someone at a pitch dark sex party, Dixie De La Tour gets a call from this mystery man, asking her for a date - and it makes her so nervous. Is she expected to have sex with him, since it’s already happened? And what if her date doesn’t like how she looks, since they haven’t actually laid eyes on each other? Big Thanks to the Risk! Podcast for inviting Dix to perform this story on their first livestream at the start of the Pandemic, and to Jefferson Bergey for this week’s original Birthday song. Remember: ‘You stop Reading, I stop Eating’! #HappyBirthday #RepentYourSins #Insecure #MatzohBallSoup

 

Song: ‘Jack in the Box’ (Jefferson Bergey)

About the Storyteller:

 

Dixie De La Tour is a storytelling coach, sexual folklorist, professional storyteller, podcaster, teacher, impresario, community builder and most of all, a facilitator of new experiences. She is also the Founder, Curator & Host of the Award-winning storytelling series, Bawdy Storytelling (“The Moth for Pervs” - LA Weekly, “The Original Sex and Storytelling series” - Playgirl) that’s been lauded for its transformational, relatable, empowering performances. Dixie has been a featured storyteller for the National Storytelling Conference, and in addition to story and public speaking coaching for her own Bawdy series, she coaches for events such as TEDx, Women in Technology, and regularly offers ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ (her unique personal and professional storytelling system).

 

Ultimately, this story-loving southerner is passionate about storytelling’s ability to keep people safe, reduce social anxiety and connect us with strangers. Dixie has also been Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (“Saint Kiss & Make You Tell”) for her work to reduce stigma and eliminate shame, and in her free time, she enjoys being a Muppet. Discover more about Dixie De La Tour and Bawdy Storytelling at Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling, on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ on Twitter at @Bawdy and always at www.BawdyStorytelling.com Remember, Stories help you find your people!

 

People have been asking if they can gift me something for this birthday… other than joining our Patreon, you can support me and Bawdy thru these apps:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

Thank you for asking, for your generosity, & for loving me & Bawdy!

 

 

Episode links:

 

LIVE SHOW: We’re bringing out Bawdy’s infamous games for our next live show in San Francisco! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O  - and listen to incredible true stories from Leland Carina, Best of Bawdy’s Matt Beld, Bonobo Community’s William Winters and more! Our theme for this month is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club.

Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

My Storytelling Workshop is almost sold out! Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and even got 1 student their dream job - at double their previous salary!). I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Patreon: Our Patreon community is how Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you Join! Please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  (and Thank You!)

May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can’t wait to hear yours.

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_225_version_3.mp3
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Do you ever wonder if maybe your Mom was right? As a 15 year old ‘sexually ignorant Midwest teenager’, Ryan Vermouth’s weeping mother confronts him. She knows he’s gay… he doesn’t think so, yet he fears she might know him better than he knows himself. So when Ryan attends his college’s annual drag ball with Bisexual/Bicoastal Jenny-cum-Johnny, he learns some empowering adult lessons about lube, bondage tape, and how clarifying it can be to transform your childhood traumas into joy, connection, and new, nourishing kinks. #TwoGoodHands #Bullied #LightlyGenderBent #YouDontHaveToKnow

 

Song: ‘Sex is Good, but have you Tried’ (Donna Missal)

About the Storyteller:

 

Ryan Vermouth has always been intensely curious about people, which is why he became a social scientist, an actor, and kind of a slut. Six months and two variants ago, he was scheduled to perform at the August show until it was canceled—but he couldn't be more excited that the delay has given him a chance to be a part of Bawdy’s anniversary show (and also to further workshop his story in therapy).

 

Episode links:

May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can’t wait to hear yours.

 

LIVE SHOW: We’re bringing out Bawdy’s infamous games for our next live show! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O. Our theme for this month is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco.

Wanna attend the live show, or buy livestream tickets to watch from wherever you are?

Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

WORKSHOP: Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) and tell me you wanna watch the next Livestream on May 21st,  and I’ll send you a free ticket. That can happen for every show - and our livestreams are the BEST!

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, and it’s because of people like you. Please, become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_224_v2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:40pm PDT

Has opportunity ever knocked on your back door? Travel Junkie & Stoner Kimberly Anne gets off a plane in Sydney and immediately encounters bike messenger Sam smoking a joint in the park, & that’s a great way to make friends in a new country. And when he announces he’s bisexual and really into being pegged, she realizes that this might be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Her journey Down Under is already yielding unexpected results (a new appreciation for yoga, for starters) #Powerful #POV #Considerate #TSACompliant

 

Song: ‘Enormous Penis’ (Da Vinci’s Notebook)

About the Storyteller:

 

Kimberly Anne, though new to storytelling onstage, has been telling stories to her friends in a desperate attempt to make them laugh her whole life. Kimberly is hella native to the Bay Area, and has called San Francisco her home for the past 12 years.  She loves basic bitch shit like yoga, hiking and wine. Kimberly’s favorite thing is traveling and she has visited over 20 countries, experiencing new cultures, cuisines and collecting stories of her adventures along the way.

 

Episode links:

 

LIVE SHOW: Wanna tell a story at the next Bawdy? The theme is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. To pitch me, Record a voice memo of your story - beginning, middle and end - and email it to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com (but do it SOOOON)

Wanna attend the live show, or buy livestream tickets?

Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year. #YouKnowYouWantThat

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

 

Private Coaching: I’ve launched Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work) Do you want to understand your motives? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s chat!

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) and tell me you wanna watch the next Livestream on May 21st,  and I’ll send you a free ticket. That can happen for every show - and our livestreams are the BEST!

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, and it’s because of people like you. Please, become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_223_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:09am PDT

Hey, wanna try out a Gloryhole while the Dragon Lady naps? LGBTQIA sexual health specialist & speaker Frank Strona discovers 1970s-era adult bookstores at age 17 during his first visit to the Sir Francis Drake - and quickly figures out how to get laid multiple times a day, even when traveling with Grandma! This week, we learn about pornographic video arcades, buddy screens, anonymous gay sex, and how to generously tip your doorman. #Cruising #DarkLabyrinth #SweetSpot #GuardTheBeef

Song: ‘Hot Love’ (Leisure)

About the Storyteller:

Frank Strona's vast experience in adult content mediums, LGBTQ culture, sexuality and sexual health, coupled with his long background in public health, offers a unique perspective that lends him true credibility as a navigator of change. 

Frank serves as a voice for diversity, inclusion, acceptance and health, he understands the power that being at the table as an out gay man has, and Frank knows how to leverage that power to make change for other LGBTQ folks. A long-time local Bay Area sexual health specialist, he’s been in active pursuit to improve, educate and promote gay/bi/trans men's health and sex for most of his life . 

Frank reinforces that “we” ( as in LGBTQ individuals)  have to be engaged and active partners of the development of services – and we have to be part of the delivery agents as well. As owner and lead strategic coach for MentorSF.com, he is providing agile and flexible training nationwide on adapting curricula for online learning, blogging, social media and he helps answer the question“How do I tell my story?”

Links:

• On TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@frank_mentorsf

• Frank’s TedX Provincetown Talk on Body Stigma: https://www.ted.com/talks/frank_strona_what_the_bears_can_teach_goldilocks

• His website: https://mentorsf.com/

Find more at https://linktr.ee/fvstrona

Episode links:

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

LIVE SHOWS: Wanna tell a story at the next Bawdy? The theme is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. To pitch me, Record a voice memo of your story - beginning, middle and end - and email it to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com (and do it SOOOON)

Wanna attend the live show, or buy livestream tickets? Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

Why are Bawdy’s stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year. #YouKnowYouWantThat

Register for my workshop at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

Private Coaching: I’ve launched Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work) Do you want to understand your motives? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s chat!

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) and tell me you wanna watch the next Livestream on May 21st,  and I’ll send you a free ticket. That can happen for every show - and our livestreams are the BEST!

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, and it’s because of people like you. Please, become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:37pm PDT

Are you ready to show all the Masters & Maestros & Big Bros what you’ve got? Told live onstage at Bawdy’s 15 year Anniversary event, Educator, Artist and Rope Dojo founder Midori takes us on a bifurcated journey from flying warriors in a Shaolin Temple to an all-Male Shibari gathering in a Tokyo Swinger’s Club. Should you hide who you are so that male-dominated society isn’t threatened - or is it time to flip the script? #Rope #SoStrong #Dabbler #Feminist #Shibari #BeautifulLadyCompanion 

 

Song: ‘Take it like a Man’ (Dragonette)

About the storyteller:

 

Trailblazing educator, sexologist, artist, and irritant to banality, Midori founded Rope Dojo and ForteFemme: Women's Dominance Intensive. She penned the first English instruction book on Shibari titled, "Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" in 2001, paving the way for the popularity of rope. Dan Savage calls her the "Super Nova of Kink," while others affectionately call her Auntie Midori for her cool, tell-it-like-it-is, funny, reality-based teaching. She is also the author of "Wild Side Sex," "Master Han's Daughter," and "Silk Threads.”

You can learn, laugh and enjoy her special online classes, events and art at www.patreon.com/PlanetMidori

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/planetmidori/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MidoriReallyMidori

Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations: ask@planetmidori.com

Episode links:

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is on Friday, April 22, 2022 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. You can attend the event live or buy a Livestream ticket and watch it from home. This Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act, Katie Cookie. 

Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I want to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? It’s happening SOON. The first few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve added weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It just keeps getting better, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way later this year. Make sure you’re one of the first to know about the next ‘How to be Fascinating’; go to 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe 

Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) by April 18th and tell me you wanna watch the Livestream on April 22nd,  and I’ll send you a free ticket - but hurry, cause you need to join by April 18th. 

 Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after time away from our beloved live shows and community, but it’s because of people like you.

Become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:22am PDT

Wanna know the secret to great - and sex-positive - parenting? Comedian, writer, and performer Wonder Dave tells us how his parents got it right by slipping him quality learning materials early on, and how he shared his newfound knowledge with his best friend Nate. 2 teenage boys on a sleepover, what could go wrong? Well for starters, they could establish good ground rules like no slut-shaming, discover how to clearly communicate their needs and feelings, and determine the importance of a high thread count. Hey, does that feel a little ‘toothy’ to you? #Discovery #Masturbation #BoysAndSex

 

Song: ‘Passionate’ (Backstreet Boys)

About the storyteller:

 

Wonder Dave is a comedian, writer, performer and swell human being. He is the co-creator of the Mental Health Comedy Hour, a show where comedians tell jokes and talk about mental health. Dave is a pro wrestling commentator for Hoodslam and co-host of the Oakland variety show The Ruckus and Rumpus Revival. 

 

Find him online at WonderDave.org  

And for all the social media links in one place, visit https://linktr.ee/wonderdave

 

Episode links:

 

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Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I want to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve added weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It just keeps getting better, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way later this year. Make sure you’re one of the first to know about the next ‘How to be Fascinating’; go to 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe 

Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) by April 18th and tell me you wanna watch the Livestream on April 22nd,  and I’ll send you a free ticket - but hurry, cause you need to join by April 18th. 

 Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after time away from our beloved live shows and community, but it’s because of people like you.

Become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:58am PDT

Did you think that you’d have time to accept that invite to play, only to learn your opportunity is gone forever? Friendly Misanthrope and Sex Educator / Author Allison Moon met carpenter & seminary student Hans in college and wonders: Do they really make men who invite you to have sex like this, without ego and expectation? They do, and when you lose them you celebrate their life in the most appropriate way you can - you throw an Orgy that celebrates Hans’ relentless love of other humans, and you honor their existence & passion in the best way you possibly can. This story is from a Risk!/Bawdy Storytelling collaboration show from before the Pandemic. #Community #Retrospect #Regret #NoThanks #SobsIntoOrgasms

 

Song: ‘Bedroom Hymns’ (Florence & the Machine)

About the storyteller:

 

Allison Moon is the author of five books including the instant classic sex education guide Girl Sex 101 and the erotic memoir Bad Dyke. Her newest book is Getting It: A Guide to Hot, Healthy Hookups and Shame-Free Sex.

 

Learn more about Allison at:

https://girlsex101.com/

https://www.instagram.com/allison_moon

https://twitter.com/HeyAllieMoon

 

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150.

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve been adding more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It’s getting better every time, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and for my Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way. Make sure you’re one of the first to know the dates - go to 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

Rescheduled LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA

 

Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Direct download: bawdy_219_v3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:36pm PDT

Isn’t BDSM just the Addams Family filmed in a dark 24 hour Fitness, but with sex equipment? Suspended with rope from a vaulted ceiling on Folsom Street Fair Eve, scientist and storyteller Lesley Jones yawns and fears she’s gotten too jaded for kink. Yet as she hangs there, she remembers the body issues she encountered at her first Leather event, and all the personal growth she’s gained from her years of submission. #BodyConfidence #PowerExchange #Humiliation #Flogger #HotTopic

 

About the storyteller:

 

Lesley Jones is a scientist, burner, hedonist and storyteller based in Seattle. If she were a dungeons and dragons character, her alignment would be lawful good in the streets, chaotic good in the sheets. She has performed with Bawdy Storytelling, RISK!, The Moth, The Mystery Box, and was featured on Dan Savage's Hot Mic podcast. You can find her on Twitter @science__patrol, or leaving roses and invitations to come play board games outside your door at night.

 

 

Song: ‘No Fear for Nobody’ (Maneskin)

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts THIS SUNDAY, March 27th. The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and this time I’ve added more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is this Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, and it features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, Sylvia Blalock and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at  https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed

 

 

Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_218_version_3.mp3
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Is it true that you can get dick delivered on your phone? Storyteller Jeffrey Allen Hayes works at his local LGBT Senior Center, and when his clients discover hookup apps, they have so many questions. Hired to create programs to help the seniors feel less isolated, he teaches them about Grindr - & his boss promptly reprimands him. What started out as a fireable offense has now turned into a 5 class series with powerpoint presentations, handouts and planned role-play sessions. Technology can be a catalyst for connection & Apps should be for everyone…oh, and look out for the plot twist at the end of the story! #Selfie #GPS #Boundaries #ExceedsExpectations #Pride #Discomfort

 

About the storyteller:

 

Jeffrey Allen Hayes has won Best of Bawdy multiple times. He holds an MA in Drama Therapy and works as a professional game master, facilitating games like dungeons and dragons with a focus on emotional growth and healing.

 

 

Song: ‘Computer Boy’ (Poppy)

Episode links:

 

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Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with Like A Kitten’s Build your Own Box. Like A Kitten will ship you a gift box with all your erotic essentials, from vibrators and massage oils to robes and handcuffs. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts soon! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next Workshop starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added more comprehensive class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOW: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s next live event on Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, and more at
https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed

 

 

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Join our Patreon by March 21st and get a free livestream ticket to the March 25th Bawdy - Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_217_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 8:33am PDT

Can you give someone a Blowjob and still be a Feminist?  Nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian Marga Gomez is a Lesbian icon whose girlfriend wHortensia has moved away for grad school - but after 7 years of monogamous love, laughter, great sex and 2 expensive Uniqlo coats, Marga is unexpectedly ghosted. Preparing to go onstage in Boston on her birthday 6 months later, Marga gets a text from Hortensia that reads ‘hope you’re doing something fun’. I’ll show you FUN… feeling as though the world has stopped loving her, Marga experiences kindness from a stranger and wonders “after all those dreams, is it finally time for the blowjob experience?” & more importantly, do your skills translate to men if you’re (notoriously) really good at oral? #Monogamous #Queer #Ethnic #Age #Geography #StillComing

 

About the storyteller:

 

Marga Gomez (she, her, they, hey) is the creator of the channel “Latina Stream Queens” on YouTube.  She is also a nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian born in New York’s Harlem, raised in Washington Heights and based in San Francisco. Her parents were entertainers in the Latino community, and Robin Williams once called her "Amazing ... A lesbian Lenny Bruce." She is the winner of a GLAAD Media Award and one of the first openly LGBT comedians in the USA. Her television credits include HBO, LOGO, PBS and Netflix’ Sense8.

She is also the writer/performer of thirteen solo plays which have been produced Off-Broadway and internationally. Her acting credits also include “The Vagina Monologues” with Rita Moreno and Vicki Lawrence. During the pandemic she pivoted to livestreaming comedy and adapting her solo theater virtually and became featured in many online theater festivals.

 

youtube.com/latinastreamqueens

instagram.com/themargagomez

twitter.com/margagomez

www.margagomez.com

 

Song: ‘Put it in your Mouth’ (Akinyele)

Episode links:

 

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Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

 

STORYTELLING WORKSHOP: ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is back! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next Workshop starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added more comprehensive class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

Wanna work with me one on one? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s next live event is on Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco, buy a Livestream ticket, plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, and more at
https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed

 

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Start living a fully expressed life; Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:52am PDT

Is it a Dominant act if your Master ordered you to do it to them? Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas adores her Austrian Composer husband and master, so when he decides that it’s time to revisit some (possibly traumatic) sexual territory, she worries… who will nurture and care for Herr Meister the way that he deserves? Submission doesn’t always look the way you expect it to, so together they enter uncharted territory - and come out the other side with a deeper understanding of trust and unconditional love. #Transcendent #TinyBallOfYes #TakeYourShoesOff 

 

About the storyteller:

Larger than life, phat as hell, whipsmart AND smart about whips, Mollena Lee Williams-Haas [aka "The Perverted Negress" aka "Mo" aka "Pony Oracle," but that is a longer tail] is a performer, storyteller, BDSM/Kink/Leather/AlternativeLifestyle Educatrix, Executive Pervert, librettist and Muse. She is beloved by and in service to her "Spousemeister," legendary contemporary music composer Georg Friedrich Haas.

Mollena is an outspoken footsoldier in the fight against bigotry and ignorance and a thought-leader in the world of Power Exchange dynamics. AND hey, she's been sober since 2007 and has a hard-on for living life fully and unabashedly. Learn more at https://www.mollena.com/ and on her new podcast 'All that and Mo'

Song: ‘You Owe me Nothing in Return’ (Alanis Morissette)

Episode links:

 

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Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with Like A Kitten’s Build your Own Box. Like A Kitten will ship you a gift box with all your erotic essentials, from vibrators and massage oils to robes and handcuffs. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

There are a few ways to work with Dixie on your stories:

 

‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is back! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next class starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added longer class times, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

Wanna work with Dixie one on one? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable story?  I can help you communicate with clarity. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOWS: Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show is this Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, Livestream tickets and more:

Tickets at:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Patreon: It’s how we’re still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Start living a fully expressed life; Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_215_version_1.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:03am PDT

Is how you eat your French fries an indicator of your sexuality?

High Tech globetrotter Danjo is in a love triangle at work; he wants Kelly, but their supervisor Roger wants Danjo. A frustrated virgin whose deepthroating skills are already winning hearts and minds, Danjo’s not so sure his coworkers are right. Hey Boss, is that your arm between my buttcheeks - or is that King? #Bisexual #Gay #Experiment #ThinkTank #MenAtWork #LGBTQIA

 

About the storyteller:

 

- Danjo leads a double life. He’s a member of the high-tech elite by day, and a photographer, banjo player, and organizer of outlaw events the rest of the time. A veteran of the Bawdy stage, Danjo has previously told tales of his first sex party with the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight revival at the young age of 15, and how he lost his virginity to a woman in a foreign country that he met on the Internet.

 

Song: ‘Going Down’ (Watsky)

Episode links:

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Love Storytelling?

Wanna work with Dixie on improving your own stories. I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info, or watch for an announcement for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop in March!

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

NEW Reward! From now until Midnight on February 22nd, you can get a Free Livestream ticket to our 15 Year Anniversary show if you join Bawdy’s Patreon at the $10/month or higher level. This offer is only good for TWO weeks, so become a Member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_214_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:16pm PDT

Have you ever found yourself wandering thru a bad neighborhood at 4 AM in your blood-soaked pajamas? In this Vintage story from 2011, Comic Book Writer and Educator Jason McNamara desperately wants out of his live-in relationship, but this self-professed coward can’t seem to confront his partner Elise. So while his girlfriend leaves town to ponder their problems, Jason’s coworker Bridget shows up at his door in fishnets and a catholic school girl skirt, and suddenly his love life, home life, face and employment are changed forever. Will this cautionary tale change how you think about Non-Monogamy? #CaughtInTheAct #Redhead #Cheating #Lawyer

Wanna watch the Vintage video? It's here:

About the storyteller:

 

Jason McNamara is a comic book writer and educator who lives in Portland Oregon with his wife, her girlfriend and their four dogs. Yes, really, he writes comic books. 

You can see his work at jason-mcnamara.com

 

Song: ‘It Wasn’t Me’ (Shaggy feat. Rik Rok)

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

If you love Stories, you can work with Dixie on improving your own stories! I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

NEW Reward! From now until Midnight on February 22nd, you can get a Free Livestream ticket to our 15 Year Anniversary show if you join Bawdy’s Patreon at the $10/month or higher level. This offer is only good for TWO weeks, so become a Member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_213_final.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:54am PDT

Lucky Pierre (noun, 1940’s) The person in the middle of all the action.

What’s your ideal state of promiscuity? Sexologist, Author & Legend Carol Queen shares a vintage story - ah, memories! - about a very special ‘book’ in her sexual library. When 6 women get together to shoot their own porn, newcomer Mark shows up & volunteers to have sex with all of ‘em, and Carol offers to go last. She expects that Mark would be so exhausted after all those women, but he comes home with her for a threesome with her boyfriend, TOO. Takeaway? Make the most of life while you’re here to enjoy it, and don’t forget to recycle. #Compassion #Connection #BiEnoughForMe

 

About the storyteller:

Dr. Carol Queen is an author, editor, sociologist and sexologist active in the sex-positive feminism movement. She is also a staff sexologist at Good Vibrations and curator of the Antique Vibrator Museum, as well as director of the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco. She is known for her award-winning personal essays and books including The Sex & Pleasure Book: Good Vibrations Guide to Great Sex for Everyone and Real Live Nude Girl: Chronicles of Sex-Positive Culture. For more information see her website: www.carolqueen.com. 

 

Song: ‘Library Magic’ (The Head & The Heart)

Episode links:

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Love Stories? Want to work with Dixie on improving your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? This Special Offer for new Patreon supporters is about to end:  If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_212_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:54pm PDT

Would you welcome someone with a disability at your masturbation party? What if they were a person of color with beautiful brown battle scars? The Ebony Goddess is excited about attending FrolicCon (a sex-positive kink-friendly convention held in Atlanta) but as someone with a spinal cord injury and partial paralysis, the Masturbate-a-Thon makes her worry she’ll be excluded - yet to her delight, 12 willing strangers make her secret fantasy come true. Hey, you got some in my hair! #Empowering #POC #Negotiation #Disability #PieceDeResistance #Applause

 

About the storyteller:

The Ebony Goddess is a disability and sexuality educator, speaker, and writer.

 

Song: ‘Bathroom Bitch’ (Holychild)

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test. 

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

STORY COACHING: Want to work with Dixie on your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? The SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters ends in 2 weeks! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Direct download: BAWDY_210_FIXED_VERSION_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

Have you ever been to the Strap-On-A-Thon at Burning Man? Seattle Storyteller Mia Toroh wants nothing more than to attend Camp Beaverton for Wayward Girls’ signature lesbian orgy. Spying the Tinkerbell/Sinead O’Connor lookalike of her dreams, they enter the BeaverDome together, dive into the bucket of dildoes, locate real estate on the floor, make a busty new friend, & listen in on a math problem gangbang. Then oh no, she’s lost contestant #103! But don’t worry, this story has a human pony-delivered happy ending #Tantric #ThreeWayOrgasm #DefaultWorld

 

Song: ‘Kielbasa’ (Tenacious D)

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

JUST ANNOUNCED: Mollena Williams-Haas is flying in to tell a story at our 15th Anniversary show, LIVE!  Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show is on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique, there are no repeats) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco, and Full Evening Wristband option means you can attend BOTH shows. Plus you can also order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more.

Tickets at

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

STORY COACHING: Want to work with Dixie on your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

It’s the Last week of our Patreon Special Offer! Want Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? The SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters ends in 2 weeks! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_211_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:10pm PDT

‘Double Dommed’ (Ian Dodd)


Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Episode Description: 

 

Would you be disappointed if the Sense8 orgy you’d planned turned into a ‘Story of O’ weekend instead? Cinematographer Ian Dodd questioned whether he would ever be ‘man enough’ sexually, but that changed when he and his badass wife Margot opened up their 30 year marriage. Diving deep into polyamory & kink, they planned a Joshua Tree Forgy (c’mon, you know what that is) with lovers. But when Ian’s date cancels, he finds inspiration in a 1970’s TV commercial and conspires to make Margot’s secret fantasy come true. #DoublePenetration #WoundsAndScars #WaxPlay #Flogger #Rope #Submissive #Erotica #BodiceRipper

 

About the storyteller:

Ian Dodd lived in Los Angeles where he worked telling other people’s stories visually, as a cinematographer. He had always wanted to learn to share his own stories, so after attending a number of Bawdy live shows, he signed up for Dixie’s storytelling workshop retreat in the spring of 2019.  Ian won Best of Bawdy 2020 - where listeners vote for their favorite tellers - and told this story onstage in San Francisco at our last pre-Pandemic show. 

He is now retired and lives in Joshua Tree with his wife, Margot.

 

Song: ‘Margot’ (custom song written by Jefferson Bergey)

Links for Jefferson Bergey:
Website: http://jeffersonbergey.com/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Jefferson Bergey’s ‘Risqué show happens every Monday evening from 7 - 8:30 PM PST on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram, and it features many of the songs he’s written for Bawdy. Join us there!

 

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

WORKSHOP: One spot left! I’m offering ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop - but the first one sold out waaaay too fast! So I’ve added another class that starts on Monday, January 17th over 5 Monday evenings (we skip Valentine’s Day, and just added: Office Hours). 

It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are. 

Register at 

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

 

Or PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Stickers & other Bawdy goodies? I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters, & it’s been EXTENDED! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Direct download: BAWDY_209_3.0.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:58pm PDT

Have you ever sketched the beautiful woman across from you at a kimchi burrito shop, just to get a date? Queer cartoonist & first time Bawdy storyteller Elizabeth Barlow craves more than just a spicy meal and a cuddle, so when the opportunity for a novel experience with a dominant woman appears, she battles every roadblock to make her lesbian fantasies come true. Soon she’s hiding in the brambles of the local Marina, having multiple orgasms with a view…but why do I have leave my arms available again? #Boats #Sketchbook #absinthe #SpeechBubble #TeachMe

 

Song: ‘Blackberries’ (Emily Blue)

About the storyteller:

Elizabeth Barlow is a Moth StorySlam winner & Bisexual Narrative Artist who creates transformative queer art.

 

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

WORKSHOP: I’m offering a second ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop., cause the first one sold out waaaay too fast! Just a couple of spots left, & this one happens on January 17th over 5 Monday evenings. It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are. Space is limited so register now at 

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

 

PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links:

 

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

Both links include the Full Evening Wristband option (to see both shows!) plus you can order VIP tables, Reserved Seating and more.

 

Stickers & other Bawdy goodies? I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters, & it’s been EXTENDED! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker & Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: BAWDY_208_2.0.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 8:46pm PDT

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