Bawdy Storytelling

Have you ever used an under-inflated rubber doll to jumpstart your reunion-slash-sex party? Sex educator Reid Mihalko spends more than a year hunkered down with his partner during the pandemic, which sets a personal record: the longest time he’s ever gone without a threesome. No more! Reid hatches a plan to host a writer’s retreat in a Northern California yurt with many of his sex-positive friends, and after travel and quarantining and rapid tests, nobody remembers how to connect anymore. What better way to get your strap-on gangbang going than to put that board game blow-up doll to good use? Well, this isn’t going into the memoir I’m writing, is it? #InflatableBro#Shiny #Squeaky #Plastic #LongDryPandemic #ThisIsMyLife

 

Song: ‘Do you Take it’ (The Wet Spots)

About the Storyteller:

 

Sex and relationship geek Reid Mihalko of ReidAboutSex.com helps adults and college students create more self-esteem, self-confidence, and greater health and accountability in their relationships and sex lives using an inspiring mixture of humor, personal stories, keen insight, and comprehensive sexual health information.

Reid teaches internationally, running workshops and speaking on communication skills, alternative relationship styles, and shame-free sexuality. Whether online, on stage, or at a college or university, Reid shares skills and concepts designed to help everyone be the change they want to see in the bedroom.

Reid’s workshops and college lectures have been attended by over 50,000 people from all over the globe. He has appeared in media such as Netflix’ Chelsea Does... with Chelsea Handler, Oprah's Our America With Lisa Ling on OWN, the Emmy award-winning talk show Montel, Dr. Phil's The Doctors on CBS, Bravo's Miss Advised, Fox News, in Newsweek, Seventeen, GQ, The Washington Post, and in thirteen countries and at least seven languages

Reid is also founder of Sex Geek Summer Camp, Sex Geek Conservatory, and Sex Geek School for Gifted Sex Geeks, which help sex educators learn valuable business skills that allow them to reach more people with greater ease, transform more lives, and make a better living as sexperts. Learn more at https://reidaboutsex.com

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Saturday night’s Live show in San Francisco: We’re bringing out Bawdy’s infamous games ! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O  - and listen to incredible true stories from Leland Carina, Best of Bawdy’s Matt Beld, Bonobo Community’s William Winters, Poet & Queen Sylvia Blalock and music by Coming Soon: the Musical’s Matt Herrero! Our theme for this month is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club.

Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

I’ve added another ‘How to be Fascinating’! Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary!). I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Our Patreon community is how Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you Join! Please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  (and Thank You!)

May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can’t wait to hear yours.

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Would you be nervous about meeting someone if you’d already had sex with the person, yet you’d never actually seen them? After boffing someone at a pitch dark sex party, Dixie De La Tour gets a call from this mystery man, asking her for a date - and it makes her so nervous. Is she expected to have sex with him, since it’s already happened? And what if her date doesn’t like how she looks, since they haven’t actually laid eyes on each other? Big Thanks to the Risk! Podcast for inviting Dix to perform this story on their first livestream at the start of the Pandemic, and to Jefferson Bergey for this week’s original Birthday song. Remember: ‘You stop Reading, I stop Eating’! #HappyBirthday #RepentYourSins #Insecure #MatzohBallSoup

 

Song: ‘Jack in the Box’ (Jefferson Bergey)

About the Storyteller:

 

Dixie De La Tour is a storytelling coach, sexual folklorist, professional storyteller, podcaster, teacher, impresario, community builder and most of all, a facilitator of new experiences. She is also the Founder, Curator & Host of the Award-winning storytelling series, Bawdy Storytelling (“The Moth for Pervs” - LA Weekly, “The Original Sex and Storytelling series” - Playgirl) that’s been lauded for its transformational, relatable, empowering performances. Dixie has been a featured storyteller for the National Storytelling Conference, and in addition to story and public speaking coaching for her own Bawdy series, she coaches for events such as TEDx, Women in Technology, and regularly offers ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ (her unique personal and professional storytelling system).

 

Ultimately, this story-loving southerner is passionate about storytelling’s ability to keep people safe, reduce social anxiety and connect us with strangers. Dixie has also been Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (“Saint Kiss & Make You Tell”) for her work to reduce stigma and eliminate shame, and in her free time, she enjoys being a Muppet. Discover more about Dixie De La Tour and Bawdy Storytelling at Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling, on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ on Twitter at @Bawdy and always at www.BawdyStorytelling.com Remember, Stories help you find your people!

 

People have been asking if they can gift me something for this birthday… other than joining our Patreon, you can support me and Bawdy thru these apps:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

Thank you for asking, for your generosity, & for loving me & Bawdy!

 

 

Episode links:

 

LIVE SHOW: We’re bringing out Bawdy’s infamous games for our next live show in San Francisco! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O  - and listen to incredible true stories from Leland Carina, Best of Bawdy’s Matt Beld, Bonobo Community’s William Winters and more! Our theme for this month is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club.

Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

My Storytelling Workshop is almost sold out! Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and even got 1 student their dream job - at double their previous salary!). I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Patreon: Our Patreon community is how Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you Join! Please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  (and Thank You!)

May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can’t wait to hear yours.

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

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Do you ever wonder if maybe your Mom was right? As a 15 year old ‘sexually ignorant Midwest teenager’, Ryan Vermouth’s weeping mother confronts him. She knows he’s gay… he doesn’t think so, yet he fears she might know him better than he knows himself. So when Ryan attends his college’s annual drag ball with Bisexual/Bicoastal Jenny-cum-Johnny, he learns some empowering adult lessons about lube, bondage tape, and how clarifying it can be to transform your childhood traumas into joy, connection, and new, nourishing kinks. #TwoGoodHands #Bullied #LightlyGenderBent #YouDontHaveToKnow

 

Song: ‘Sex is Good, but have you Tried’ (Donna Missal)

About the Storyteller:

 

Ryan Vermouth has always been intensely curious about people, which is why he became a social scientist, an actor, and kind of a slut. Six months and two variants ago, he was scheduled to perform at the August show until it was canceled—but he couldn't be more excited that the delay has given him a chance to be a part of Bawdy’s anniversary show (and also to further workshop his story in therapy).

 

Episode links:

May is Share-a-Story month: Wanna send me a story, in written form or in your own voice? Send your written words or voice memo recording to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I might just put you on the podcast! Bawdy is about real people and their experiences, I can’t wait to hear yours.

 

LIVE SHOW: We’re bringing out Bawdy’s infamous games for our next live show! Come play OKPervert, Sniff Test and of course, Bang-O. Our theme for this month is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco.

Wanna attend the live show, or buy livestream tickets to watch from wherever you are?

Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

WORKSHOP: Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) and tell me you wanna watch the next Livestream on May 21st,  and I’ll send you a free ticket. That can happen for every show - and our livestreams are the BEST!

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, and it’s because of people like you. Please, become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

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Has opportunity ever knocked on your back door? Travel Junkie & Stoner Kimberly Anne gets off a plane in Sydney and immediately encounters bike messenger Sam smoking a joint in the park, & that’s a great way to make friends in a new country. And when he announces he’s bisexual and really into being pegged, she realizes that this might be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Her journey Down Under is already yielding unexpected results (a new appreciation for yoga, for starters) #Powerful #POV #Considerate #TSACompliant

 

Song: ‘Enormous Penis’ (Da Vinci’s Notebook)

About the Storyteller:

 

Kimberly Anne, though new to storytelling onstage, has been telling stories to her friends in a desperate attempt to make them laugh her whole life. Kimberly is hella native to the Bay Area, and has called San Francisco her home for the past 12 years.  She loves basic bitch shit like yoga, hiking and wine. Kimberly’s favorite thing is traveling and she has visited over 20 countries, experiencing new cultures, cuisines and collecting stories of her adventures along the way.

 

Episode links:

 

LIVE SHOW: Wanna tell a story at the next Bawdy? The theme is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. To pitch me, Record a voice memo of your story - beginning, middle and end - and email it to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com (but do it SOOOON)

Wanna attend the live show, or buy livestream tickets?

Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year. #YouKnowYouWantThat

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

 

Private Coaching: I’ve launched Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work) Do you want to understand your motives? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s chat!

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) and tell me you wanna watch the next Livestream on May 21st,  and I’ll send you a free ticket. That can happen for every show - and our livestreams are the BEST!

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, and it’s because of people like you. Please, become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:09am PDT

Hey, wanna try out a Gloryhole while the Dragon Lady naps? LGBTQIA sexual health specialist & speaker Frank Strona discovers 1970s-era adult bookstores at age 17 during his first visit to the Sir Francis Drake - and quickly figures out how to get laid multiple times a day, even when traveling with Grandma! This week, we learn about pornographic video arcades, buddy screens, anonymous gay sex, and how to generously tip your doorman. #Cruising #DarkLabyrinth #SweetSpot #GuardTheBeef

Song: ‘Hot Love’ (Leisure)

About the Storyteller:

Frank Strona's vast experience in adult content mediums, LGBTQ culture, sexuality and sexual health, coupled with his long background in public health, offers a unique perspective that lends him true credibility as a navigator of change. 

Frank serves as a voice for diversity, inclusion, acceptance and health, he understands the power that being at the table as an out gay man has, and Frank knows how to leverage that power to make change for other LGBTQ folks. A long-time local Bay Area sexual health specialist, he’s been in active pursuit to improve, educate and promote gay/bi/trans men's health and sex for most of his life . 

Frank reinforces that “we” ( as in LGBTQ individuals)  have to be engaged and active partners of the development of services – and we have to be part of the delivery agents as well. As owner and lead strategic coach for MentorSF.com, he is providing agile and flexible training nationwide on adapting curricula for online learning, blogging, social media and he helps answer the question“How do I tell my story?”

Links:

• On TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@frank_mentorsf

• Frank’s TedX Provincetown Talk on Body Stigma: https://www.ted.com/talks/frank_strona_what_the_bears_can_teach_goldilocks

• His website: https://mentorsf.com/

Find more at https://linktr.ee/fvstrona

Episode links:

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

LIVE SHOWS: Wanna tell a story at the next Bawdy? The theme is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. To pitch me, Record a voice memo of your story - beginning, middle and end - and email it to BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com (and do it SOOOON)

Wanna attend the live show, or buy livestream tickets? Get tickets to the May 21st show now at https://bit.ly/BawdyCravings

Why are Bawdy’s stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year. #YouKnowYouWantThat

Register for my workshop at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingT

Private Coaching: I’ve launched Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work) Do you want to understand your motives? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s chat!

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) and tell me you wanna watch the next Livestream on May 21st,  and I’ll send you a free ticket. That can happen for every show - and our livestreams are the BEST!

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, and it’s because of people like you. Please, become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Direct download: BeefEaterFrankStrona.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:37pm PDT

Are you ready to show all the Masters & Maestros & Big Bros what you’ve got? Told live onstage at Bawdy’s 15 year Anniversary event, Educator, Artist and Rope Dojo founder Midori takes us on a bifurcated journey from flying warriors in a Shaolin Temple to an all-Male Shibari gathering in a Tokyo Swinger’s Club. Should you hide who you are so that male-dominated society isn’t threatened - or is it time to flip the script? #Rope #SoStrong #Dabbler #Feminist #Shibari #BeautifulLadyCompanion 

 

Song: ‘Take it like a Man’ (Dragonette)

About the storyteller:

 

Trailblazing educator, sexologist, artist, and irritant to banality, Midori founded Rope Dojo and ForteFemme: Women's Dominance Intensive. She penned the first English instruction book on Shibari titled, "Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" in 2001, paving the way for the popularity of rope. Dan Savage calls her the "Super Nova of Kink," while others affectionately call her Auntie Midori for her cool, tell-it-like-it-is, funny, reality-based teaching. She is also the author of "Wild Side Sex," "Master Han's Daughter," and "Silk Threads.”

You can learn, laugh and enjoy her special online classes, events and art at www.patreon.com/PlanetMidori

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/planetmidori/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MidoriReallyMidori

Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations: ask@planetmidori.com

Episode links:

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is on Friday, April 22, 2022 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. You can attend the event live or buy a Livestream ticket and watch it from home. This Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act, Katie Cookie. 

Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I want to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? It’s happening SOON. The first few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve added weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It just keeps getting better, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way later this year. Make sure you’re one of the first to know about the next ‘How to be Fascinating’; go to 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe 

Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) by April 18th and tell me you wanna watch the Livestream on April 22nd,  and I’ll send you a free ticket - but hurry, cause you need to join by April 18th. 

 Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after time away from our beloved live shows and community, but it’s because of people like you.

Become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Direct download: bawdy_221_v2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:22am PDT

Wanna know the secret to great - and sex-positive - parenting? Comedian, writer, and performer Wonder Dave tells us how his parents got it right by slipping him quality learning materials early on, and how he shared his newfound knowledge with his best friend Nate. 2 teenage boys on a sleepover, what could go wrong? Well for starters, they could establish good ground rules like no slut-shaming, discover how to clearly communicate their needs and feelings, and determine the importance of a high thread count. Hey, does that feel a little ‘toothy’ to you? #Discovery #Masturbation #BoysAndSex

 

Song: ‘Passionate’ (Backstreet Boys)

About the storyteller:

 

Wonder Dave is a comedian, writer, performer and swell human being. He is the co-creator of the Mental Health Comedy Hour, a show where comedians tell jokes and talk about mental health. Dave is a pro wrestling commentator for Hoodslam and co-host of the Oakland variety show The Ruckus and Rumpus Revival. 

 

Find him online at WonderDave.org  

And for all the social media links in one place, visit https://linktr.ee/wonderdave

 

Episode links:

 

Beducated: 

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Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I want to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve added weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It just keeps getting better, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way later this year. Make sure you’re one of the first to know about the next ‘How to be Fascinating’; go to 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe 

Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

Patreon: Want a free Livestream ticket to our next show? Become a member on Patreon (at the $10/month level or higher) by April 18th and tell me you wanna watch the Livestream on April 22nd,  and I’ll send you a free ticket - but hurry, cause you need to join by April 18th. 

 Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after time away from our beloved live shows and community, but it’s because of people like you.

Become a member of our Patreon community now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

(and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_220_V2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:58am PDT

Did you think that you’d have time to accept that invite to play, only to learn your opportunity is gone forever? Friendly Misanthrope and Sex Educator / Author Allison Moon met carpenter & seminary student Hans in college and wonders: Do they really make men who invite you to have sex like this, without ego and expectation? They do, and when you lose them you celebrate their life in the most appropriate way you can - you throw an Orgy that celebrates Hans’ relentless love of other humans, and you honor their existence & passion in the best way you possibly can. This story is from a Risk!/Bawdy Storytelling collaboration show from before the Pandemic. #Community #Retrospect #Regret #NoThanks #SobsIntoOrgasms

 

Song: ‘Bedroom Hymns’ (Florence & the Machine)

About the storyteller:

 

Allison Moon is the author of five books including the instant classic sex education guide Girl Sex 101 and the erotic memoir Bad Dyke. Her newest book is Getting It: A Guide to Hot, Healthy Hookups and Shame-Free Sex.

 

Learn more about Allison at:

https://girlsex101.com/

https://www.instagram.com/allison_moon

https://twitter.com/HeyAllieMoon

 

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Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150.

Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!

 

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I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

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WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve been adding more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It’s getting better every time, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and for my Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way. Make sure you’re one of the first to know the dates - go to 

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Or email me at Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

Rescheduled LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossedA

 

Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_219_v3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:36pm PDT

Isn’t BDSM just the Addams Family filmed in a dark 24 hour Fitness, but with sex equipment? Suspended with rope from a vaulted ceiling on Folsom Street Fair Eve, scientist and storyteller Lesley Jones yawns and fears she’s gotten too jaded for kink. Yet as she hangs there, she remembers the body issues she encountered at her first Leather event, and all the personal growth she’s gained from her years of submission. #BodyConfidence #PowerExchange #Humiliation #Flogger #HotTopic

 

About the storyteller:

 

Lesley Jones is a scientist, burner, hedonist and storyteller based in Seattle. If she were a dungeons and dragons character, her alignment would be lawful good in the streets, chaotic good in the sheets. She has performed with Bawdy Storytelling, RISK!, The Moth, The Mystery Box, and was featured on Dan Savage's Hot Mic podcast. You can find her on Twitter @science__patrol, or leaving roses and invitations to come play board games outside your door at night.

 

 

Song: ‘No Fear for Nobody’ (Maneskin)

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts THIS SUNDAY, March 27th. The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and this time I’ve added more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is this Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, and it features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, Sylvia Blalock and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at  https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed

 

 

Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_218_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:21pm PDT

Is it true that you can get dick delivered on your phone? Storyteller Jeffrey Allen Hayes works at his local LGBT Senior Center, and when his clients discover hookup apps, they have so many questions. Hired to create programs to help the seniors feel less isolated, he teaches them about Grindr - & his boss promptly reprimands him. What started out as a fireable offense has now turned into a 5 class series with powerpoint presentations, handouts and planned role-play sessions. Technology can be a catalyst for connection & Apps should be for everyone…oh, and look out for the plot twist at the end of the story! #Selfie #GPS #Boundaries #ExceedsExpectations #Pride #Discomfort

 

About the storyteller:

 

Jeffrey Allen Hayes has won Best of Bawdy multiple times. He holds an MA in Drama Therapy and works as a professional game master, facilitating games like dungeons and dragons with a focus on emotional growth and healing.

 

 

Song: ‘Computer Boy’ (Poppy)

Episode links:

 

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Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with Like A Kitten’s Build your Own Box. Like A Kitten will ship you a gift box with all your erotic essentials, from vibrators and massage oils to robes and handcuffs. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:

 

WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts soon! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next Workshop starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added more comprehensive class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOW: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s next live event on Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, and more at
https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed

 

 

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Join our Patreon by March 21st and get a free livestream ticket to the March 25th Bawdy - Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Direct download: bawdy_217_version_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 8:33am PDT

Can you give someone a Blowjob and still be a Feminist?  Nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian Marga Gomez is a Lesbian icon whose girlfriend wHortensia has moved away for grad school - but after 7 years of monogamous love, laughter, great sex and 2 expensive Uniqlo coats, Marga is unexpectedly ghosted. Preparing to go onstage in Boston on her birthday 6 months later, Marga gets a text from Hortensia that reads ‘hope you’re doing something fun’. I’ll show you FUN… feeling as though the world has stopped loving her, Marga experiences kindness from a stranger and wonders “after all those dreams, is it finally time for the blowjob experience?” & more importantly, do your skills translate to men if you’re (notoriously) really good at oral? #Monogamous #Queer #Ethnic #Age #Geography #StillComing

 

About the storyteller:

 

Marga Gomez (she, her, they, hey) is the creator of the channel “Latina Stream Queens” on YouTube.  She is also a nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian born in New York’s Harlem, raised in Washington Heights and based in San Francisco. Her parents were entertainers in the Latino community, and Robin Williams once called her "Amazing ... A lesbian Lenny Bruce." She is the winner of a GLAAD Media Award and one of the first openly LGBT comedians in the USA. Her television credits include HBO, LOGO, PBS and Netflix’ Sense8.

She is also the writer/performer of thirteen solo plays which have been produced Off-Broadway and internationally. Her acting credits also include “The Vagina Monologues” with Rita Moreno and Vicki Lawrence. During the pandemic she pivoted to livestreaming comedy and adapting her solo theater virtually and became featured in many online theater festivals.

 

youtube.com/latinastreamqueens

instagram.com/themargagomez

twitter.com/margagomez

www.margagomez.com

 

Song: ‘Put it in your Mouth’ (Akinyele)

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

 

STORYTELLING WORKSHOP: ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is back! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next Workshop starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added more comprehensive class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

Wanna work with me one on one? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s next live event is on Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco, buy a Livestream ticket, plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, and more at
https://bit.ly/BawdyFingersCrossed

 

Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Start living a fully expressed life; Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:52am PDT

Is it a Dominant act if your Master ordered you to do it to them? Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas adores her Austrian Composer husband and master, so when he decides that it’s time to revisit some (possibly traumatic) sexual territory, she worries… who will nurture and care for Herr Meister the way that he deserves? Submission doesn’t always look the way you expect it to, so together they enter uncharted territory - and come out the other side with a deeper understanding of trust and unconditional love. #Transcendent #TinyBallOfYes #TakeYourShoesOff 

 

About the storyteller:

Larger than life, phat as hell, whipsmart AND smart about whips, Mollena Lee Williams-Haas [aka "The Perverted Negress" aka "Mo" aka "Pony Oracle," but that is a longer tail] is a performer, storyteller, BDSM/Kink/Leather/AlternativeLifestyle Educatrix, Executive Pervert, librettist and Muse. She is beloved by and in service to her "Spousemeister," legendary contemporary music composer Georg Friedrich Haas.

Mollena is an outspoken footsoldier in the fight against bigotry and ignorance and a thought-leader in the world of Power Exchange dynamics. AND hey, she's been sober since 2007 and has a hard-on for living life fully and unabashedly. Learn more at https://www.mollena.com/ and on her new podcast 'All that and Mo'

Song: ‘You Owe me Nothing in Return’ (Alanis Morissette)

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with Like A Kitten’s Build your Own Box. Like A Kitten will ship you a gift box with all your erotic essentials, from vibrators and massage oils to robes and handcuffs. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

Love Personal Storytelling?

There are a few ways to work with Dixie on your stories:

 

‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is back! The first 2 workshops sold out, and the next class starts Sunday, March 27th - and I’ve added longer class times, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final performance for YOU and your friends.

Register at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinatingSunday

 

Wanna work with Dixie one on one? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable story?  I can help you communicate with clarity. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com and let’s chat!

 

LIVE SHOWS: Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show is this Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating, Livestream tickets and more:

Tickets at:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Patreon: It’s how we’re still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community. Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. Start living a fully expressed life; Become a member of our Patreon community now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_215_version_1.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:03am PDT

Is how you eat your French fries an indicator of your sexuality?

High Tech globetrotter Danjo is in a love triangle at work; he wants Kelly, but their supervisor Roger wants Danjo. A frustrated virgin whose deepthroating skills are already winning hearts and minds, Danjo’s not so sure his coworkers are right. Hey Boss, is that your arm between my buttcheeks - or is that King? #Bisexual #Gay #Experiment #ThinkTank #MenAtWork #LGBTQIA

 

About the storyteller:

 

- Danjo leads a double life. He’s a member of the high-tech elite by day, and a photographer, banjo player, and organizer of outlaw events the rest of the time. A veteran of the Bawdy stage, Danjo has previously told tales of his first sex party with the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight revival at the young age of 15, and how he lost his virginity to a woman in a foreign country that he met on the Internet.

 

Song: ‘Going Down’ (Watsky)

Episode links:

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Love Storytelling?

Wanna work with Dixie on improving your own stories. I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info, or watch for an announcement for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop in March!

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

NEW Reward! From now until Midnight on February 22nd, you can get a Free Livestream ticket to our 15 Year Anniversary show if you join Bawdy’s Patreon at the $10/month or higher level. This offer is only good for TWO weeks, so become a Member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_214_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:16pm PDT

Have you ever found yourself wandering thru a bad neighborhood at 4 AM in your blood-soaked pajamas? In this Vintage story from 2011, Comic Book Writer and Educator Jason McNamara desperately wants out of his live-in relationship, but this self-professed coward can’t seem to confront his partner Elise. So while his girlfriend leaves town to ponder their problems, Jason’s coworker Bridget shows up at his door in fishnets and a catholic school girl skirt, and suddenly his love life, home life, face and employment are changed forever. Will this cautionary tale change how you think about Non-Monogamy? #CaughtInTheAct #Redhead #Cheating #Lawyer

Wanna watch the Vintage video? It's here:

About the storyteller:

 

Jason McNamara is a comic book writer and educator who lives in Portland Oregon with his wife, her girlfriend and their four dogs. Yes, really, he writes comic books. 

You can see his work at jason-mcnamara.com

 

Song: ‘It Wasn’t Me’ (Shaggy feat. Rik Rok)

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

If you love Stories, you can work with Dixie on improving your own stories! I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

NEW Reward! From now until Midnight on February 22nd, you can get a Free Livestream ticket to our 15 Year Anniversary show if you join Bawdy’s Patreon at the $10/month or higher level. This offer is only good for TWO weeks, so become a Member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

 

Direct download: bawdy_213_final.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:54am PDT

Lucky Pierre (noun, 1940’s) The person in the middle of all the action.

What’s your ideal state of promiscuity? Sexologist, Author & Legend Carol Queen shares a vintage story - ah, memories! - about a very special ‘book’ in her sexual library. When 6 women get together to shoot their own porn, newcomer Mark shows up & volunteers to have sex with all of ‘em, and Carol offers to go last. She expects that Mark would be so exhausted after all those women, but he comes home with her for a threesome with her boyfriend, TOO. Takeaway? Make the most of life while you’re here to enjoy it, and don’t forget to recycle. #Compassion #Connection #BiEnoughForMe

 

About the storyteller:

Dr. Carol Queen is an author, editor, sociologist and sexologist active in the sex-positive feminism movement. She is also a staff sexologist at Good Vibrations and curator of the Antique Vibrator Museum, as well as director of the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco. She is known for her award-winning personal essays and books including The Sex & Pleasure Book: Good Vibrations Guide to Great Sex for Everyone and Real Live Nude Girl: Chronicles of Sex-Positive Culture. For more information see her website: www.carolqueen.com. 

 

Song: ‘Library Magic’ (The Head & The Heart)

Episode links:

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Love Stories? Want to work with Dixie on improving your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? This Special Offer for new Patreon supporters is about to end:  If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: bawdy_212_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:54pm PDT

Would you welcome someone with a disability at your masturbation party? What if they were a person of color with beautiful brown battle scars? The Ebony Goddess is excited about attending FrolicCon (a sex-positive kink-friendly convention held in Atlanta) but as someone with a spinal cord injury and partial paralysis, the Masturbate-a-Thon makes her worry she’ll be excluded - yet to her delight, 12 willing strangers make her secret fantasy come true. Hey, you got some in my hair! #Empowering #POC #Negotiation #Disability #PieceDeResistance #Applause

 

About the storyteller:

The Ebony Goddess is a disability and sexuality educator, speaker, and writer.

 

Song: ‘Bathroom Bitch’ (Holychild)

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test. 

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

STORY COACHING: Want to work with Dixie on your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? The SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters ends in 2 weeks! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Direct download: BAWDY_210_FIXED_VERSION_3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

Have you ever been to the Strap-On-A-Thon at Burning Man? Seattle Storyteller Mia Toroh wants nothing more than to attend Camp Beaverton for Wayward Girls’ signature lesbian orgy. Spying the Tinkerbell/Sinead O’Connor lookalike of her dreams, they enter the BeaverDome together, dive into the bucket of dildoes, locate real estate on the floor, make a busty new friend, & listen in on a math problem gangbang. Then oh no, she’s lost contestant #103! But don’t worry, this story has a human pony-delivered happy ending #Tantric #ThreeWayOrgasm #DefaultWorld

 

Song: ‘Kielbasa’ (Tenacious D)

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

JUST ANNOUNCED: Mollena Williams-Haas is flying in to tell a story at our 15th Anniversary show, LIVE!  Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show is on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique, there are no repeats) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco, and Full Evening Wristband option means you can attend BOTH shows. Plus you can also order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more.

Tickets at

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

STORY COACHING: Want to work with Dixie on your own stories? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your stories. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

It’s the Last week of our Patreon Special Offer! Want Stickers & other Bawdy rewards? The SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters ends in 2 weeks! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

THANK YOU for your generosity - and for loving Bawdy!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Direct download: bawdy_211_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:10pm PDT

‘Double Dommed’ (Ian Dodd)


Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Episode Description: 

 

Would you be disappointed if the Sense8 orgy you’d planned turned into a ‘Story of O’ weekend instead? Cinematographer Ian Dodd questioned whether he would ever be ‘man enough’ sexually, but that changed when he and his badass wife Margot opened up their 30 year marriage. Diving deep into polyamory & kink, they planned a Joshua Tree Forgy (c’mon, you know what that is) with lovers. But when Ian’s date cancels, he finds inspiration in a 1970’s TV commercial and conspires to make Margot’s secret fantasy come true. #DoublePenetration #WoundsAndScars #WaxPlay #Flogger #Rope #Submissive #Erotica #BodiceRipper

 

About the storyteller:

Ian Dodd lived in Los Angeles where he worked telling other people’s stories visually, as a cinematographer. He had always wanted to learn to share his own stories, so after attending a number of Bawdy live shows, he signed up for Dixie’s storytelling workshop retreat in the spring of 2019.  Ian won Best of Bawdy 2020 - where listeners vote for their favorite tellers - and told this story onstage in San Francisco at our last pre-Pandemic show. 

He is now retired and lives in Joshua Tree with his wife, Margot.

 

Song: ‘Margot’ (custom song written by Jefferson Bergey)

Links for Jefferson Bergey:
Website: http://jeffersonbergey.com/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Jefferson Bergey’s ‘Risqué show happens every Monday evening from 7 - 8:30 PM PST on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram, and it features many of the songs he’s written for Bawdy. Join us there!

 

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Like a Kitten:  Surprise your partner with an amazing Valentine Couple’s Box! The Couple’s Box comes with a beautiful heart-shaped vibrator and your choice of a dual-arousal cock ring or a red rose anal plug - and much more! Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.

 

WORKSHOP: One spot left! I’m offering ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop - but the first one sold out waaaay too fast! So I’ve added another class that starts on Monday, January 17th over 5 Monday evenings (we skip Valentine’s Day, and just added: Office Hours). 

It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are. 

Register at 

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

 

Or PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

 

Stickers & other Bawdy goodies? I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters, & it’s been EXTENDED! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal:
https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
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Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: BAWDY_209_3.0.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:58pm PDT

Have you ever sketched the beautiful woman across from you at a kimchi burrito shop, just to get a date? Queer cartoonist & first time Bawdy storyteller Elizabeth Barlow craves more than just a spicy meal and a cuddle, so when the opportunity for a novel experience with a dominant woman appears, she battles every roadblock to make her lesbian fantasies come true. Soon she’s hiding in the brambles of the local Marina, having multiple orgasms with a view…but why do I have leave my arms available again? #Boats #Sketchbook #absinthe #SpeechBubble #TeachMe

 

Song: ‘Blackberries’ (Emily Blue)

About the storyteller:

Elizabeth Barlow is a Moth StorySlam winner & Bisexual Narrative Artist who creates transformative queer art.

 

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Feeld: If you’re looking to celebrate individualism and sexuality without shame, I invite you to checkd out Feeld - it’s a fun, easy way to explore. Feeld is the alternative dating app for couples and singles. Feeld was originally designed for people seeking threesomes, and it’s the biggest dating app for threesomes today. Join now - You can download the Feeld app for free & support our show by going to https://feeld.co//Bawdy

 

WORKSHOP: I’m offering a second ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop., cause the first one sold out waaaay too fast! Just a couple of spots left, & this one happens on January 17th over 5 Monday evenings. It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are. Space is limited so register now at 

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

 

PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business?  I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links:

 

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

Both links include the Full Evening Wristband option (to see both shows!) plus you can order VIP tables, Reserved Seating and more.

 

Stickers & other Bawdy goodies? I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters, & it’s been EXTENDED! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker & Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

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