Bawdy Storytelling

This week, Bawdy gets #Anthropomorphic: When first time storyteller The Ceiling Cat Prophet learns that her son is a Furry, she’s not thrilled - but at least he’s not a Gay Republican. Wanting to make sure that her teenage son isn’t exposed to adult content too early, this supportive Ultra-liberal Polyamorous Buddhist Burning Man-attending Russian immigrant starts escorting him to Furvert events, and soon her adult content red bracelet has her in a sling, being tag-teamed by a Sabretooth Tiger and a Raccoon at FurCon. Oh, and Dixie won Foxy Mary 2019! #Furry #FurCon #Award #SPI #Irreverent

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Song:

‘What does the Fox say?’ by Ylvis


Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance/
right now. Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, May 9th: ‘Libertine!’
https://bawdylibertinesea.eventbrite.com


San Francisco, CA


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com


Tickets and more info available at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_71_the_Ceiling_Cat_Prophet.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 1:04pm PDT

“The Beautiful and the Damned” you say? When Shawn Silverman’s marriage ends, he’s advised to do all the things he couldn’t do with his Ex. So he joins OKCupid and promptly meets F. Scott SuperFan Nickie, whose fetish for archery and flesh hooks feels like going from 0 to 120 after his 7 year relationship. How can he possibly keep up with this wild child? Utilizing a trail of literary tributes and some rather dodgy GPS instructions, he shows this ButtSex Champion that while the Vanilla may be lacking in needle play skills, they more than make up for it by paying careful attention. Zelda would be so proud! #AnalHook #BrokenBones

 

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by Kama Sutra. As a fan of Bawdy Storytelling, you can get 20% off anything you order at Kama Sutra sensual products when you use the promo code DIXIE - on anything! Get yours now at KamaSutra.com

 

Music:

‘Surprise Surprise’ from A Chorus Line Soundtrack

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance. 

Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

Thursday, May 9th: ‘Libertine!’
https://bawdylibertinesea.eventbrite.com

Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

Thursday, June 6th: Bawdy’s 5 Year Seattle Anniversary!

https://bawdy5yearseattle.eventbrite.com


San Francisco, CA

Thursday, April 18th: ‘Gateway Drug’
https://bawdysgatewaydrugsfo.eventbrite.com


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_70__Shawn_Silverman.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:08am PDT

Yes, they’re REAL! On this episode, PiercedAngel can only dream of sporting a pair of bodacious Blouse Bunnies - till she learns about the Titty Fairy and Bodacious Bazonga financing (The Girl Can’t Help It), Jefferson Bergey surprises us with a song about Dixie’s secret superpower (Applause Boobs), and Allison Moon decides that getting a breast reduction isn’t about the patriarchy at all - it’s about her own comfort and pleasure (Thanks for the Mammaries). Y’all, it’s Episode 69, and this one’s all about Breasts!

You can watch the videos of these stories and songs at:

PiercedAngel: http://bit.ly/BawdyPiercedAngel

Allison Moon:http://bit.ly/AllisonMoon

Jefferson Bergey: http://bit.ly/JeffersonBergeyMammarian

#JayneMansfield #MamieVanDoren #MarilynMonroe #Motorboats #BreastEnlargement #Addictive #BodyAutonomy #BreastReduction

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by Calm

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Original song:

‘The Mammarian’ written and performed by Jefferson Bergey

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

BandCamp: https://jeffersonbergey.bandcamp.com/

iTunes:https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/come-for-me/1183577553

Follow him on Facebook & enjoy the Facebook Live/Livestream of his Risqué performances each Monday night at Scopo Divino wine bar in San Francisco –he’s at https://www.facebook.com/jefferson.bergey


Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance/
right now. Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

 

Saturday, April 13th 2019 ‘The Group-On Extravaganza’ special event (Seattle)
http://bit.ly/BawdyGroupExtra

Thursday, May 9th: ‘Libertine!’
https://bawdylibertinesea.eventbrite.com

Saturday & Sunday, May 11-12th
2019 ‘Storytelling with Dixie’ Live Weekend Storytelling Retreat (Seattle)
https://storytellingwithdixiesea.eventbrite.com


San Francisco, CA

Thursday, April 18th: ‘Gateway Drug’
https://bawdysgatewaydrugsfo.eventbrite.com


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_69_AlisonMoon_PiercedAngel.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 7:55pm PDT

Midori shares a spectacular personal story at Bawdy - be gentle, it’s her first time! When a mysterious older man begins to ask after her in her small suburban town, nerdy straight A exchange student (and Jane Austin reader) Midori sees an opportunity to escape the overeager teenage boys at her high school, a chance to engage in the fine art of courtship - but just who’s wooing who? She savors long talks over tea with suave dresser Donald at the only espresso-serving cafe in town - conversations about Poetry, Opera, Jazz, Travel, and Mozart - and soon, she crafts her plan. With the help of her 2 best girlfriends, a pair of hand-sewn fishnet stockings and a trip to Planned Parenthood, the night of her sexual rite of adulthood is finally here…um, why do they call it ‘Virginity’ anyway? #Graduation

 

(Back story on the ‘fucking your head’ comment that Midori makes as she steps up to the microphone: I was wearing a giant Peacock headpiece and a Dark Garden corset for my 12 Year Anniversary shows, and Midori kept cracking egg jokes about the Peacock that I was wearing on my head)

This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by Kama Sutra. Right now (and just because you’re Bawdy) you can get 20% off anything you order at Kama Sutra sensual products when you use the promo code DIXIE - on anything! Get yours now at KamaSutra.com

Storyteller bio: Dan Savage calls Midori “The Supernova of Kink!” She is an artistic visionary who has touched lives across the globe with her expertise in sexuality, personal fulfillment, and kinky adventures. Using her “head-heart-hands” methodology she facilitates tackling challenging topics and creating space where people are allowed individual self-exploration. Her passion is fully on display in her transformative small group intensives, including Rope Dojo ®, ForteFemme: Women’s Dominance Weekend Intensive, and The Wanted Man intensive with Marcia Baczynski. For more information on her upcoming classes and events, please visit: http://www.FHP-Inc.com/classes

 

When she's not traveling and teaching, she's creating provocative and haunting art and performances. You can see (and support) her art at https://www.patreon.com/PlanetMidori

Song: ’Assflower’ by Shirley Gnome

Shirley Gnome on Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mIuBgdyX3viAc4nws3730

On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ShirleyGnome/

Website: http://www.shirleygnome.com/

And on her label, 604 Records: http://604records.com/website/artists/shirley-gnome/


Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large


Love Bawdy Storytelling? 

Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com


Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at
Good Vibrations
https://www.goodvibes.com/
Babeland
https://www.babeland.com/


Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance/
right now. Here’s what’s coming up:


Seattle, WA

 

Saturday, April 13th 2019 ‘The Group-On Extravaganza’ special event (Seattle)
http://bit.ly/BawdyGroupExtra

Thursday, May 9th: ‘Libertine!’
https://bawdylibertinesea.eventbrite.com

Saturday & Sunday, May 11 -12th
2019 ‘Storytelling with Dixie’ Live Weekend Storytelling Retreat (Seattle)
https://storytellingwithdixiesea.eventbrite.com


San Francisco, CA

Thursday, April 18th: ‘Gateway Drug’
https://bawdysgatewaydrugsfo.eventbrite.com


Friday, May 17th: ’UnicornFest!’
https://bawdyunicornfestsfo.eventbrite.com


Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re
coming to your city! – at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged!)

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_68_Midori.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 2:09pm PDT

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