Bawdy Storytelling

How do you give and receive pleasure while detaching from gender expectations? Storyteller and writer Matthew Beld has spent the Pandemic isolating and reflecting on who they really are, so a first time road trip celebration with new sluts feels daunting. Should they join the ass buffet? Can they be part of the orgy in the hot tub? As this proud slut embraces a more expansive non-binary identity, Matthew learns that the right people can help you find joy and connection - and that you don’t really have to know yet. It’s a bold choice, but you have to respect the confidence! #Nonbinary #ThatDressTho #Trans #TheMeatHasToGoSomewhere

 

Song: ‘I’m Good’ (The Mowgli’s)

About the Storyteller:

 

Matthew Beld is a Non-Binary storyteller and writer in San Francisco. They've performed for Bawdy Storytelling and BawdySlam, Litquake, KQED, StoryCorps, and comedy shows around the Bay Area. Most recently, they've started writing sketches with Killing My Lobster. They're interested in kink, gender, and making tall men submit. When not on stage they work in LGBTQ+ health research and training.

 

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Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ THIS SUNDAY! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, the return of beloved Best of Bawdy repeat offender Jeffrey Allen Hayes. With Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more. 

Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at 

https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year (next up: Sex and Story! I’m gonna focus on rolling that out later this year). I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at

 https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! Learn more and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Have you ever had first time anal with your best friend/ex-fiancee in a jacuzzi room at Disneyland? Comedian/Writer/Producer April Kidwell and her butt buddy Scott are having a hard time in their relationship, going from broken limbs to life tragedy to a sports injury that breaks *another* leg. So they escape by going on holiday and pushing each other’s wheelchairs from Space Mountain to Star Wars World - and then polish it off with an inaugural booty blast back in the hotel room. But the real world always bubbles up eventually, doesn’t it? What a mess! #EnterThruTheExit #FrontOfTheLine #LifeIsMessy

 

Song: ‘Let’s fall in love for the night’ (Finneas)

About the Storyteller:

 

April Kidwell is the writer, producer and star of I, Nomi - the one woman musical comedy about the life of Nomi Malone, before and after the cult classic about her life: Showgirls (you know, the 1995 erotic drama cult film directed by Paul Verhoeven). Off Broadway, April has performed in: Showgirls! The Musical! (As Nomi Malone), in Bayside! The Musical!, in San Francisco’s Drag Becomes Her (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Legally Black (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Trixie & Katya’s High School Reunion (as Christy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer Live! (As Willow); And In the Films: The Bride of Death, Eat the Rainbow, and of course, in the 2019 documentary, You Don’t Nomi.

She is a proud student and volunteer of the Earthship Academy and Foxhole homes - building off the grid, self sustainable houses made of natural and recycled materials for homeless veterans.  

Learn more about April at www.aprilkidwell.com.

 

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What’s the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ show after the San Francisco Pride Parade! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more. 

Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at 

https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Early Bird for ‘How to be Fascinating’ has been extended till this Sunday, June 19th: My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy’s Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This is our last one of these for a while as I focus on my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, coming out later this year - and this class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Do you suffering from Witzelsucht (an obsession with groan-worthy puns and jokes)? Preschool teacher Mosa Maxwell-Smith tingles with glee when people roll their eyes at her puns, wondering how she might extend that thrill to the bedroom. Driven by loneliness, she bravely attends a live /Augmented reality sex party and meets Van, a thoughtful, compassionate person who helps her explore new territory: flogging, their shared organizational kink, paronomasia-related memes and Mosa’s burgeoning boundaries. #SelfCareIsSoxy #VirtualWorld #Kinkshamed #Brattiness #BestFriendsDay

 

Song: ‘Fever Dream’ (mxmtoon)

About the Storyteller:

 

When Mosa Maxwell-Smith first discovered storytelling she craved it so much that she started hosting story parties with friends in her living room.  That was 2011, before the Moth was even in the Bay Area. She is elated by the explosion of storytelling as an art form and connector of humans over the last decade, and has been privileged to perform regularly at a variety of venues, including Story Slam Oakland, the Mill Valley Library, and (always a favorite) Bawdy. She also tells stories on a daily basis in her role as a preschool teacher (though the content is usually slightly different and the audiences smaller). Mosa is a devotee of connection and serendipity and is grateful to Dixie De La Tour for bringing more of both to her life through the gift of Bawdy. She is always delighted to be out past bedtime on a school night, telling stories to someone other than her cats.

 

 

Episode links:

 

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pun: The pun, also known as paronomasia, is a form of wordplay that involves exploiting the ambiguous meanings of words, typically of homophonic (similar sounding), homographic (identically spelled), metonymic (same meaning) or otherwise figurative nature, for humorous or rhetorical effect.

 

Are you interested in helping me build a Bawdy Book Club?

If so, Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

 

Here are the books I talked about in this episode:

 

• Bittersweet: How sorry and longing make us whole - Susan Cain 

https://susancain.net/book/bittersweet/

 

• Atlas of the Heart: Mapping Meaningful Connection and the Language of Human Experience - Brené Brown

https://brenebrown.com/book/atlas-of-the-heart/

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

What’s the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ after the San Francisco Pride Parade! Our next Bawdy happens on Sunday June 26th, and we’ll have new storytellers and a brand new music act. Wanna watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream? 

 

Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy’s Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON.

 

Register for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
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Do you ever wonder if Black people go to Burning Man? Pansexual Polyamorous Poet & Woman of Color Sylvia Blalock is looking for love - but how can she be with someone who won’t let her fist them? After getting stood up for the Black and White ball due to her date’s baby mama drama, she sells his ticket and buys herself one for Burning Man - and quickly meets Mr Sparkleteeth and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, a queer POC couple who want nothing more than to make all her dusty, dirty dreams come true. Remember: When life gives you lemons, make cocktails and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer! #DaddyImHome #Queer #POC #Pansexual #FistingTip

 

Song: ‘Dem Cakes Tho’ (Todrick Hall)

About the Storyteller:

 

Sylvia L. Blalock is a  San Francisco native is the author of Uprising, a book of poetry, and is the owner/founder of Queendom Network LLC. She’s presented at the UC Berkeley Empowering Womxn of Color Conference, as well as hosting Voices That Carry, a poetry event as part of National Poetry Month.  

She’s on Instagram @sylvia.blalock

 

Episode links:

 

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And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

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Bawdy’s LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens mere hours after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live /in person in San Francisco, or on the livestream? 

 

Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating’ is close to selling out, and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON.

 

Register for ‘How to be Fascinting: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links:

 

Payment links:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

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Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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