Bawdy Storytelling

Ever been hit on in a gay bar by an Olympic Gymnast with a fetish for older men? Writer and cartoonist Michael Patrick Duggan is feeling tired and single, and he’s ready to pack it in (why do they keep playing Gwen Stefani here, anyway?) when an Angel flies in from Planet Blowjob and invites him home to see his jockstrap. Things look promising until the gymnast whips out some Japanese tequila and becomes an elven wizard, and now the cops are on the way. Aren’t we ever gonna get to the gay stuff? #PoleVault #Chernobyl #IKnowHowThisWorksImIrish

 

Song: ‘Get Some’ (Ghosted)

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Michael Patrick Duggan is a writer and cartoonist. His latest novel is Poison & Power: Goldenheart Mysteries Book 1. He is also known for his coloring book series, including Mythical Women, Mandalas & Punctuation Marks, Myths & Monsters: Books 1 thru 3, and Moon Princesses & Space Monsters.

 

Find out more about Michael Patrick at:

HYPERLINK "http://mpatrickduggan.net/"mpatrickduggan.net

Get his coloring books and novel at

HYPERLINK "https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ"https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ

 

Episode links:

 

Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore.

And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to

DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

SAN FRANCISCO: It’s our FINAL Kinktacular Show for Folsom Street Fair! On Sunday September 25th, join us after the Fair for true stories from infamous Sex-Positive figures like Film and TV Director Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy, Leathermen’s Discussion Group’s Al Rahm Lujan, Kinkster Dolan Wolf and more. Buy tickets for the live event or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

SEATTLE: Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ is on Saturday, October 15th! It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in to be on the Bawdy stage cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible, and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about this Bawdy Live Event, and buy Tickets now at

HYPERLINK "https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022"https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

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HYPERLINK "https://www.everlywell.com/dixie"https://www.everlywell.com/dixie 

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, join the Club and become a Bawdy’s Patreon member. People like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories where you are. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level and ad-free episodes) Bawdy needs your support. Become a member now at

HYPERLINK "https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy"https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy.

Our donation links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: HYPERLINK "https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/my/profile"paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: HYPERLINK "mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com"BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact HYPERLINK "mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com"BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at HYPERLINK "https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise"https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! HYPERLINK "https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/"https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

HYPERLINK "https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe"https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

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On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/

Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling

Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341

Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV

Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at HYPERLINK "http://www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe"www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Direct download: bawdy_243_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:20am PDT

Have you checked ‘Best Threesome’ off your Google Spreadsheet? Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has just figured out that they enjoy being a service top, and is really sure that sex is great with their new partners Luna and Jacob. But are they ready for the next step: sex and drugs with them? Let’s find out. And now that the drugs are kicking in: who’s in Control? Which one of you do I call Sir? And hey, will you beat me with this Frisbee? #ChangingRoles #Endorphins #ThankYouGhosts

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Tanya Gilstrap is basically a Seattle local, even though they were born in California. They’re queer, polyamorous and an ethical slut. Tanya’s been a member of the Seattle Bawdy family for years, either taking photos at the event, acting as stage mgr or getting up and telling stories of their own. Tanya was thrilled to win Seattle's Best of Bawdy contest because they LOVE talking about Sex and Novelty. Is there anything better?!

 

Song: ‘Homemade Dynamite’ (Lorde)

 

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy, Leathermen Discussion Group’s Al Rahm Lujan. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

butt naked massage table restrained cuffs spreader bar Luna Jacob flogger bare ass sensations tingly pleasure endorphins hate giving up control special exception met working sexy projection dirty 30 volunteers idea offer myself excited poly events intimidating e eyes better boobs totally gay project interested partner gay beautiful man enormous uncut spreadsheet surveys job ultimate frisbee karaoke meet discuss negotiate hang out sex life awkward conversation threesome make out excited show messenger confirm kiss muscular cushion come hither waist pull grab hair make out session huge crowd delightful banter storytelling mentality intermission left concerned great story hesitant concerns dominant for me giggle experienced service top dominate confusion insecurity birthday month co-top needs met organic natural best threesome check off spreadsheet beginning regular group activities doing drugs sex comfortable safe entire day Sunday prepared living room massage table impact implements negotiations drugs phones penetrative sex penetration MDMA mushrooms control freak cocktail horniest bedroom bed watch luna orgasms not fully involved cat catnip adhd beat Present role character confusing name Master yes I love you pause changing roles tired master whipped hair feels bedroom uncuff request cackle sparkly glitter frisbee eating spanking asked to be orgasmed sensation drugs dissipate unexpected 

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_242_version_5.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:50am PDT

Have you checked ‘Best Threesome’ off your Google Spreadsheet? Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has just figured out that they enjoy being a service top, and is really sure that sex is great with their new partners Luna and Jacob. But are they ready for the next step: sex and drugs with them? Let’s find out. And now that the drugs are kicking in: who’s in Control? Which one of you do I call Sir? And hey, will you beat me with this Frisbee? #ChangingRoles #Endorphins #ThankYouGhosts

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Tanya Gilstrap is basically a Seattle local, even though they were born in California. They’re queer, polyamorous and an ethical slut. Tanya’s been a member of the Seattle Bawdy family for years, either taking photos at the event, acting as stage mgr or getting up and telling stories of their own. Tanya was thrilled to win Seattle's Best of Bawdy contest because they LOVE talking about Sex and Novelty. Is there anything better?!

 

Song: ‘Homemade Dynamite’ (Lorde)

 

Episode links:

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

LIVE SHOWS:

 

Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy, Leathermen Discussion Group’s Al Rahm Lujan. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

butt naked massage table restrained cuffs spreader bar Luna Jacob flogger bare ass sensations tingly pleasure endorphins hate giving up control special exception met working sexy projection dirty 30 volunteers idea offer myself excited poly events intimidating e eyes better boobs totally gay project interested partner gay beautiful man enormous uncut spreadsheet surveys job ultimate frisbee karaoke meet discuss negotiate hang out sex life awkward conversation threesome make out excited show messenger confirm kiss muscular cushion come hither waist pull grab hair make out session huge crowd delightful banter storytelling mentality intermission left concerned great story hesitant concerns dominant for me giggle experienced service top dominate confusion insecurity birthday month co-top needs met organic natural best threesome check off spreadsheet beginning regular group activities doing drugs sex comfortable safe entire day Sunday prepared living room massage table impact implements negotiations drugs phones penetrative sex penetration MDMA mushrooms control freak cocktail horniest bedroom bed watch luna orgasms not fully involved cat catnip adhd beat Present role character confusing name Master yes I love you pause changing roles tired master whipped hair feels bedroom uncuff request cackle sparkly glitter frisbee eating spanking asked to be orgasmed sensation drugs dissipate unexpected 

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_242_version_5.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:50am PDT

Are you an overeager trick or treater? Well, pull up a urinal, because this week professor Woody Shticks is here to teach you the Ancient Art of Cruising! If you’ve ever wondered how to master having unbridled sex in public places, Woody’s simple sexy procedures (up/down/flip-the-grip/stir/squeeze/repeat) and pro-tips like the tap back or the downhill doubledick will land you the Juiciest Johnson in no time. Are your knees sticky yet? #SubtletyIsForStraightPeople

 

About the Storyteller:

 

Woody Shticks is a comic stripper (comic, and stripper, usually at the same time) based in New Orleans. Follow on Instagram (mild), Twitter (spicy), or TikTok (ridiculous) @woodyshticks, or get into WoodyShticks.com!

 

Episode links:

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life?

Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy Storytelling returns to live shows with Kinktacular on Sunday, September 25th! We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with our big Folsom Kinktacular. We’re an Official Folsom Street Fair event, so join us after the Fair; we’ve got infamous perverts like Madison Young, Author Janet Hardy & more VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Feels like the First Time’ will be in Seattle on Saturday, October 15th and I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years since we did Bawdy in Seattle, and now we’ve got a new venue, new storytellers who are flying in cause they’ve heard the Seattle audience is incredible and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with our Seattle community. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, and buy Tickets now at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Every bit helps, and it’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Can a Viking teach you to have fun when you’re bleeding? Infamous storyteller Mollena Lee Williams-Haas goes on on a pervert tour of Europe, spontaneously deciding to accept an invite from a fan in Oslo. They both know this evening will end up in sex - but when she tries to explain that her period has arrived unexpectedly, he shows her a new appreciation for that time of the month. No wonder these folks conquered the fucking planet! #Celebrate #Menstruation #KnowYourNegro #Sober

 

Song: ‘Warm, Bloody and Tender’ (Rachel Lark)

Watch the official music video (Dixie’s in it!) at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGx4OLuE_xU

About the Storyteller:

 

Larger than life, phat as hell, whipsmart AND smart about whips, Mollena Lee Williams-Haas:  [aka "The Perverted Negress" aka "Mo" aka "Pony Oracle," but that is a longer tail] is a performer, storyteller, BDSM/Kink/Leather/AlternativeLifestyle Educatrix, Executive Pervert, librettist and Muse. She is beloved by and in service to her "Spousemeister," legendary contemporary music composer Georg Friedrich Haas.

Mollena is an outspoken footsoldier in the fight against bigotry and ignorance and a thought-leader in the world of Power Exchange dynamics. AND hey, she's been sober since 2007 and has a hard-on for living life fully and unabashedly. 

 

Learn more at https://www.mollena.com/ or on her podcast 'All that and Mo’ (available wherever you listen to podcasts).

 

Episode links:

 

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Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Check out this expert- led retreat at a private seaside ranch in Malibu: Looking to add more pleasure to your partnership and sex life?

Craving a deeper connection with your partner but unsure where to start? We can help. Join sexologist Nicoletta Heidegger on September 24-25 for The Pleasure Connection, an educational retreat for couples. Their experts will guide you through developing core tools like effective communication, self-regulation, tips on reigniting the spark, and more. We're not taught how to have great sex and intimacy—but it's never too late to learn. More information at http:// thepleasureconnection.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy Storytelling San Francisco: We’re celebrating Folsom Street Fair - that most high of Holy Days for Kinksters - with the Bawdy Folsom Kinktacular. We’ve got VIP tables for 2 or 4, Reserved and General Admission Seating, icy cold cocktails with dirty names and a seat for your butt after all that carousing in the sun at the Fair. Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdyKinktacular2022

 

Bawdy Storytelling Seattle is on Saturday, October 15th: I’ve just confirmed 2 brand new storytellers for this show! Have you pitched me your story yet? It’s been almost 3 years, and now we’ve got a new venue, and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return to Seattle, and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna get Motorboated onstage at our next live Bawdy? Become an #ApplauseTiddies Sponsor! As a sponsor, you choose the bra, you’ll get a sneak peek at it onstage, and you’ll get Motorboated in it, plus you get to name my bewbs for that month (they are currently named RedBear and Michael, can you do better?). I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

It’s easy. Our links are:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

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Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting ontage, Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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