Bawdy Storytelling

What would compel a kinkster to become electrified in the bedroom (and Is vaginal lubricant conductive)? Queer Poet & Storyteller Blythe Baldwin loves Electrical Play, although Violet Wands are way out of her budget. But when her girlfriend demands some ‘really serious nipple clamps’, Blythe stumbles across a more affordable e-stim device online. Soon Blythe and her girlfriend are shocked and surprised, and their new toy delivers the warm champagne tingles and knifelike zaps of their dreams. Taco already! Plus an embarrassed Dixie learns something new about in-person events and makes an emergency trip to the Fire Department - and the sexy firemen there teach her a thing or two about lube and a tiny, tiny cousin to the Jaws of Life. #CradleIt #Safeword #AppleProductFromHell

 

Song: ’Danger! High Voltage’ (Electric Six)

 

Queer | Lesbian l Electricity l LGBTQIA+ l e-Stim l Violet Wand | Kink | Shock | Lacrosse l Sensation Play | JT’s Stockroom l BDSM l Nipple Clamps l Young Frankenstein l Neon Wand l Sports Medicine l Catcher l Rimming l Spooning l True Love l Trans Rights l Shut Up and Write l Buzz l Edna the MiniVan l Body Image l Zap | Body Contact Probe | Glass Electrodes l Submissive l Wartenberg Wheel l Ozone l Safeword l Lube l Buttplug l Vibrator l Dave Matthews l Conductive l Nipple Piercing l

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Blythe Baldwin is a poet, storyteller, community organizer, and film maker living in Oakland, California.  She has participated in LitQuake's LitCrawl and has performed slam poetry and storytelling for 12 years throughout the Bay Area and beyond.  Blythe has spun yarns at several storytelling events in the Bay Area including: The Shout, Story Showdown, and Bawdy Storytelling.  


Episode links:

 

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Please Help: Are you a fan of Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast and live shows? Please consider a donation to Bawdy; Don’t let the censors win…it’s been a tough battle but we’re still here, and we hope to be archiving and sharing these true stories with you for a long, long time. Every dollar helps Dixie and her team continue to do this very important work. #DontLetThemEraseUs

 

Our donation links are:

 

BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? It’s through our Patreon. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your ongoing membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at

https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe

 

Shut up and Write is a national event that meets online and in-person. Is there one near you? #BodyDoubling

Website: https://shutupwrite.com/

meetup.com : https://www.meetup.com/topics/shut-up-write/

 

What is Substack?

Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/

(My Substack launch has been delayed by my life’s latest calamity, but it’ll start soon)

 

Want to enroll for my next storytelling workshop?

I’m working on a hybrid workshop (in-person AND online), so get on our email list to find out when registration opens at a:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Want to work-on-one with me? I’m currently helping people to documentaries, personal stories for the stage, book outlines, and even personal branding to help you live the live that you dream of. I can help you tell a compelling, relatable story, help you communicate with clarity, land your dream job, discover your own story (many people say it’s better than therapy)… Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got this, and can help you. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie’s VA is Roillan James

Additional support from Donal Mooney & Crystal Crowe

Bawdy’s Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Subscribe at
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_271_v3.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:18am PST

Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you’re choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer & comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew’s attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling methods helped a Bawdy Superfan not just get a great new job, but played a big part in keeping Barbie’s Trans / Non-binary family safe from impending Anti-Trans legislation in the South. Never forget: Telling your story can change your life!

 

Song: ’Downtown’ (Peaches)

 

Queer | Firsts l LGBTQIA+ l Trifecta l OKCupid | Adam4Adam | Grindr | Hung l Public Sex | Bottom l BDSM l Spanking l Pawn Stars l Degradation l Ignored l Online Dating | Radical Honesty | Sexual Conversation l Booty Call l Trysexual l Jockstrap l Military l Uniform l Humiliation l Outdoors l Ambien l Pain l Restriction l Dom l Handcuffs l Boy l Wikipedia l Blowjob l South Park l Poppers l Chain l Cuddling l Open Communication l No Judgment l Tied Up l

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Matthew Beld is a non-binary writer and comedian living in San Francisco, CA. They have performed at shows around the Bay Area including Bawdy Storytelling, KQED StoryCorps, Submission Comedy, and About Last Night. They write and teach with sketch comedy troupe Killing My Lobster and co-host the Strut Queer Open Mic in the Castro. You can find their writing about transgender livin' on the Broke-Ass Stuart website.

 

https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/03/13/transgender-crying-san-francisco/

 

https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/05/01/transamerica-pyramid-restoration-transgender/

 

https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/04/10/fertility-san-francisco-spring/


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Wanna go to Camp? I’ll be in Portland this week to teach Brand Storytelling for Sex Educators at Sex Geek Summer Camp from June 16th - 21st (there’s still time to sign up!).

 

Here’s the link to Sex Geek Summer Camp, with all the info:

https://courses.reidaboutsex.com/I-want-sex-geek-summer-camp-info

 

I’m hoping to have a gathering on June 15th in Portland. If you’re interested in a Portland meet-up, message me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I’ll let you know the plan. My last couple of PDX meetups were such fun gatherings because I love to meet the people who listen to the podcast!

 

Are you a fan of Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast and live shows? Please consider a donation of any amount to help us keep bringing these stories to your ears. Your donation (of any size) can help keep us going; other live events and venues are dropping like flies around us, but your generosity will help Dixie continue this important work.

 

Our donation links are:

 

BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU!

 

What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? It’s Patreon. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at

https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe

 

What is Substack?

Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/

(My Substack launch has been delayed by my life’s latest calamity, but it’ll start soon)

 

Want to enroll for my next storytelling workshop?

I’m working on a hybrid workshop (in-person AND online), so get on our email list to find out when registration opens at a:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Want to work-on-one with me? I’m currently helping people to documentaries, personal stories for the stage, book outlines, and even personal branding to help you live the live that you dream of. I can help you tell a compelling, relatable story, help you communicate with clarity, land your dream job, discover your own story (many people say it’s better than therapy)… Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got this, and can help you. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie’s VA is Roillan James

Additional support from Donal Mooney, Ty McKenzie & Crystal Crowe

Bawdy’s Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

 

Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Subscribe at
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_270_v2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:22pm PST

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