Bawdy Storytelling

Does the Pandemic have you naked on all fours, lubed up and blindfolded? Broken-hearted, gym-addicted AC Lobo has been waiting like a good boy - & now, he’s vaccinated and hooking up is on the table again! Suddenly, AC’s famine has turned to feast: he’s got not just 2 big-dicked daddies on the way, but they’ve invited a friend to come stuff him, too. Too proud to cry mercy, he hopes for his miracle…will a stuntbottom arrive in time to save his hole? #Scarcity #ShesVers #TheWorldIsHealing #GirthForYou

 

About this week’s storyteller: 

 

A.C. Lobo is a Chicano, queer, sex-positive, kinky, sober leatherman who has called San Francisco home for the last 17 years. 

Check out his Instagram and Twitter (he’s pretty!) at

@pochopowersf 

 

Song: ‘Be My Daddy’ (Lana Del Rey)

“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.” ― Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird

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Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

Giving Tuesday: Forget Black Friday this year. Do you really wanna get up before dawn to get into a fistfight with a rabid consumer over socks!? Here’s a better idea: support Bawdy Storytelling (your favorite small business) by donating this week.

We’re coming up on 2 years without the live shows we miss and love. If you love Bawdy and want it to continue, give generously right now in whatever way you can:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

 

Or: Become a member of Bawdy's Patreon at 

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Here’s what’s NEW: I’ve got a special Holiday offer for new Patreon supporters! If you join at the $10/month or higher level, you’ll get: 

 

• A playlist of allll our livestream replays

• New limited edition stickers
• A sexy access key to our private community 

• A handwritten Thank you card from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. 

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m now offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your brand storytelling for your business?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, and I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_202_AC_LoboREVISED.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:03pm PDT

I hope you’re ready cause BOOM, we’ve passed 200 episodes! We’re celebrating with part 2 of our LA collaboration show with Sex Nerd Sandra. This week’s ‘Sex Geek Secrets’ include comedian & author Sara Benincasa’s alien lovemaking, Reid Mihalko’s party foul at a queer pornstar orgy, plus a sweet-yet-dirty cover song that’s the perfect complement to Sex Nerd Sandra’s femme-centric pile-on. Wondering how the story turns out? Stick around to the very end for an update. #ProbablyProbed #SaferSexConversation #BYOP #StandingOvations #FckHerGently

 

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Quip: The quip Electric Toothbrush is loved by over 7 million mouths! quip makes dental care easy, because they deliver all the oral care essentials you need to care for your mouth. And beyond the brush, quip has everything you need to build a complete routine: quip also delivers fresh floss, toothpaste, mouthwash, and gum refills every three months from FIVE dollars. Shipping is FREE, so you can save money and skip the hustle and bustle of in-store shopping. So check out quip, the good habits company, and tell em I sent ya by going to https://www.getquip.com/Dixie to get your first refill FREE.

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Patreon: Become a member of our Patreon community & You can get free livestream tickets, get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher means that you receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patreon has new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with re-entry, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards on Patreon,  so become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

 

Want the perfect gift for your favorite Bawdy podcast fan? Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m now offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your brand storytelling for your business?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, and I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producers: Zoomkeeper Joseph & Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: 201.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 11:39am PDT

200 Episodes, y’all! We’re celebrating this momentous occasion with a full stage show: our collaboration show with Sex Nerd Sandra in LA! This week’s sex geeks include atmospheric scientist & sphincterologist Ted, physicist and porn performer Ned Mayhem, somatic sexologist Jaiya Ma - plus a kinky standard that will live on forever. #TheBodyNeverLies #AnalTransducer #LustAndLiterature #EroticCreatures

 

Song: Tom Lehrer’s ‘Masochism Tango’

 

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Like A Kitten: Has your sex fallen into the same old, dull routine? Break those boring habits with a fun sexy box from Like A Kitten. This month they’re helping you choose your own adventure with their BYOB box. A.K.A., Build Your Own Box! You get to choose one item out of each of their 6 categories: Toys, Beauty Products, Lubes and Cleansers, Games, Sexy Accessories, and Lingerie. Within each category, you have 8 or more products you can choose from, so you can customize your kit. The box only costs $69, and I love that that a portion of all sales goes to charities that focus on women’s empowerment, education, and health. So, you can feel good about feelin’ good! Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 20% off AND free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/Dixie And/or enter the code Dixie at checkout.

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

Patreon: Become a member of our Patreon community & You can get free livestream tickets, get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher means that you receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patreon has new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with re-entry, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards on Patreon,  so become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

 

Want the perfect gift for your favorite Bawdy podcast fan? Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m now offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your brand storytelling for your business?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, and I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: 200.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 7:18pm PDT

Communication, Lubrication, Relaxation, Start Small! Powerlifter, bisexual transman & sex educator Andy Miles is living his dream writer’s life in NYC, deeply in lust with a talented new FWB off Scruff. Then COVID hits, & it all goes awry, so he channels his inner Type A queer during quarantine to start a whole new kind of workout. If Lockdown means that the gyms are closed, then it’s time to train new muscles. #FrontHole #AnalTraining #Queer #Trans

 

Andy Miles is a contributing writer at Xtra, an award-winning online magazine specializing in queer and trans politics, culture, sex, relationships, and health. Andy is currently writing a memoir, I Took Your Name, about how he told his straight husband he was a man.

 

https://andybandyopadhyay.com/

https://twitter.com/ambandyopadhyay

https://www.instagram.com/andymilesmodel/

https://www.facebook.com/andy.bandyopadhyay

 

Song: ‘Dripeesha’ (Todrick Hall, featuring Tiffany Haddish)

 

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Manscaped: It’s time to give the man in your life the gift of beautiful skin, hair, and balls this holiday season. Every guy has MANSCAPED™ on their wishlist, so get your partner, dad, uncle, brother and friends the product they’ll actually use this holiday season! Hairy Jingle Balls are no more! ​Get your man a gift you’ll both enjoy: the gift of Manscaped! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with promo code Dixie at https://www.manscaped.com/

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! 

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Patreon: Become a member of our Patreon community & You can get free livestream tickets, get access to all the livestream replays, be connected to other Bawdy fans, and so much more. Sign up for The Hookup ($10/month) or higher means that you receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patreon has new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and as we struggle with re-entry, we’re saying Thank you to all of you with Insider Info and exclusive access. While other events have gone away, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the Bawdy podcast, livestreams and live shows. We’re offering great rewards on Patreon,  so become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance!)

 

Want the perfect gift for your favorite Bawdy podcast fan? Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos for you! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m now offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your brand storytelling for your business?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info - we can book a short discovery call, and I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_199_Andy_Miles.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 6:23am PDT

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