Bawdy Storytelling

What are the loopholes that allow us Pleasure in this world, and access to the Celestial Kingdom in the next? Storyteller, Comedian & ex-Mormon Emmett Montgomery & a few self-taught friends work it out in a story that involves Soaking, chocolate sauce, butt stuff, intercoursing and a nostalgic (2 person) first blowjob on Pioneer Day that shows him what Heaven can be. Plus Jefferson Bergey takes a familiar Bawdy adage & turns it into a filthy, filthy song #HappyHolidays #TheProvoFloat #CostcoHotDogOfCunnilingus

 

So see Emmett live! https://www.emmettmontgomery.com/

 

Song: ‘Wipe your Dick on the Drapes’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

On Patreon (he’ll even write you a custom song, TOO): 

https://patreon.com/jeffersonbergey

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Thank you to our Sponsors:

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

BRAND NEW! Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

 

Join Us: Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and can grow. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends.
And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

And in 2020, I want YOU on the podcast. Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it with bawdystorytelling@gmail.com (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

 

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_103_Emmit_Montgomery.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:57pm PST

Have you ever wondered if the long journey to womanhood influences your take on masculinity? After 3 puberties, a medically assigned celibacy & a surgery that exchanges her outie for an innie, Trans storyteller Gayle Wishart is ready for ALL the sexual experiences. And once that door finally door swings open, her wild adventure through tantra, BDSM dungeons, sex-positive kinky poly burner dance parties leads her to a new relationship with the patriarchy, and an appreciation for total surrender. Where do I stop and you begin? #TrappedBetweenGenders #LeatherDaddies #Vikings 

 

Song: ‘U Regifted my Vagina’ (Creature Hole)

Website: https://creaturehole.com/

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Thank you to our Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

You smell like…Victory! Bawdy Storytelling now offers a brand new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise

 

Join Us: Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and can grow. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends.
And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Book recommendation: ‘Your Best Year Yet!: Ten Questions for Making the Next Twelve Months Your Most Successful Ever' by Jinny Dinzler

 

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

 

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode102_Gayle_Wishart.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:57pm PST

#Giddyup & pass the nipple clamps, it’s part 2 of our LIVE Folsom Street Fair Kinktacular! This episode features Mollena Williams-Haas and Nerine Mechanique telling true stories of pony play, bondage rigging, orgasm denial, boot fetishism, whips, chains, Swedish dungeon bunkers, & how a perfectly grilled vegetarian sandwich can deliver the exquisite bliss of inner peace. Them CisPonies ain’t got nothing on us, y’all #YouAreEnough #Vajankle

 

Songs: 

 

‘The Unicorn Song’ (Rachel Lark)

Website: https://www.rachellark.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rachellark

 

& Mollena’s intro music by Pony (GinuWine)

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Thank you to our Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

Check out the new Celeb News Ride Home podcast at https://www.ridehome.info/podcast/celeb-news-ride-home/

 

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

 

Looking for the perfect gift? Bawdy Storytelling now offers exclusive merchandise for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise

 

Join Us: Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends.
And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

 

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybge

 

& 

 

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

 

 

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Epsiode_101_Kinktacular_Pt_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 10:10am PST

100 Episodes! To celebrate this momentous occasion, Dixie’s bringing you part 1 of the LIVE Folsom Street Fair Bawdy Storytelling show, featuring true tales of masochistic bottoms, International Mr. Leather, gay wrestler-wannabes, Fetlife, erotic encasement, jockstraps, glory holes - but remember, this is educational, too. Know how many textbooks you can balance on a pair of testicles? You will soon! #Kink #Urophilia #BawdyGotMeLaid

 

Song: ‘Didn’t See It Comin’ (Rachel Lark)

Website: https://www.rachellark.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rachellark

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Thank you to our Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

 

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And they have this Special Offer to Listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast: Right now, You can get 20% off your first purchase! Just visit NativeDeodorant.com and use the promo code DIXIE during checkout.

 

We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! Your support means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and the easiest way to do this is through Patreon. We’ve added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’ w/Creature Hole 

Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com

 

And our friends at Sub(version) Productions are putting this on, every Thursday in December: 

https://thebuttcrackerburlesque.com/

Tickets at :

https://thebuttcrackerburlesque.com/tickets-den-buttcracker-burlesque/

 

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode_100_Kinktacular.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 2:50pm PST

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