Bawdy Storytelling

Kat Attack can’t stop thinking about her Ex, so she puts down the Ben & Jerry’s and gathers a stable of lovers. But when one hot Jewish caveman-magician in her harem recognizes that nostalgic look on her face, he thoughtfully teaches her to connect to her spirit guides for protection (pro tip: be careful with your archetypes - they might just cockblock you). Kat’s journey from sorrowful to service top will ring true for pegging enthusiasts, book nerds, erotic hypnotists, Burning Man attendees, hippie therapists, Game of Thrones fans, and inexperienced dommes everywhere. Have you ever dated a kinky advent calendar, mi lady? (Oh, and shoutout to my pals at Camp John Waters; I hear the Blowjob Contest was a *rousing* success this year!)


Song: ‘Sexy Weekend’ - Scoundrels


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The phrase ‘Top Biscuits’ is quoted as being coined by sexuality educator Midori
(who is truly brilliant, ya know)
Find out more about Midori’s classes, workshops and intensives (oooh, Forte Femme!) at
(Remember, she’s a travel junkie so she’s probably teaching near you)

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Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:


Seattle, WA


Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

San Francisco, CA


Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? 

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Los Angeles


Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at


Chicago, IL


Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at


New York, NY


Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at


Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at


Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Direct download: Episode90_KatAttack.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 5:00am PDT