Episode 90: ‘Top Biscuits’ (Kat Attack)

Kat Attack can’t stop thinking about her Ex, so she puts down the Ben & Jerry’s and gathers a stable of lovers. But when one hot Jewish caveman-magician in her harem recognizes that nostalgic look on her face, he thoughtfully teaches her to connect to her spirit guides for protection (pro tip: be careful with your archetypes - they might just cockblock you). Kat’s journey from sorrowful to service top will ring true for pegging enthusiasts, book nerds, erotic hypnotists, Burning Man attendees, hippie therapists, Game of Thrones fans, and inexperienced dommes everywhere. Have you ever dated a kinky advent calendar, mi lady? (Oh, and shoutout to my pals at Camp John Waters; I hear the Blowjob Contest was a *rousing* success this year!)

 

Song: ‘Sexy Weekend’ - Scoundrels

 

Episode links:

Manscaped.com: Support for Bawdy Storytelling comes from Manscaped, who is #1 in men’s below the belt grooming. Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for you or your man’s family jewels. Their sexy Lawn Mower 2.0 has proprietary Skin-Safe Technology so this trimmer won’t nick or snag any nuts! Untrimmed pubes are a thing of the past. Get clean or go home! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code Dixie at Manscaped.com!

 

The phrase ‘Top Biscuits’ is quoted as being coined by sexuality educator Midori
(who is truly brilliant, ya know)
Find out more about Midori’s classes, workshops and intensives (oooh, Forte Femme!) at https://www.fhp-inc.com/classes
(Remember, she’s a travel junkie so she’s probably teaching near you)

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline’s been extended!

VOTE for your City by October 1st

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards!
We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends.
You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [e-mail]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? 

Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com

 

Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour