Episode 88: ‘Return the Favor’ (Jessica Cerretani)

Shouldn’t Condoms sell themselves? When sex educator wannabe Jessica Cerretani gets her dream job at a Boston’s premier prophylactic shop, she’s over the moon; not only can she make the world a safer, sexier place but people now see her as a femme fatale with mad skills. She’s in demand, and her dating life is looking up! Till her ‘Manwhore’ conveniently misses the last train one hot August night and they sizzle…and somehow fizzle. It may takes decades for her to read the whole story (on the internet) - or maybe it’s still a mystery. Wait, did that really happen? #VibratorVixen #BlogworthyBlowjob #MySpace

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘Holy Water’ (Madonna)

 

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Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

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San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

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Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

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Los Angeles CA 90036

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Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

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New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

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Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

 

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