Tue, 2 August 2022
Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love’s food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she’s lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice cold pumpkin guts. It’s time to mix the batter! Plus, Dixie struggles with the hardest goodbye she’ll ever face. #ASMR #Sloppy #Squishy #Slippery #Scene
Song: ‘Bon Appetit’ (Katy Perry & Migos)
About the Storyteller:
Dick Wound explores darker and more unusual kinks and fetishes on his podcast, Off the Cuffs, including fantasies of his own death, being dominated by robots, and seductive alien encounters. The podcast was established to document his journey into the kink community, but little time passed before Dick began receiving feedback from listeners and it quickly became evident that many needed guidance to begin their journey. The platform Dick has created brings together both newbies and long time kinksters, and enables them to share their stories and experiences with a worldwide audience. This has led to guest appearances on other podcasts including RISK!, This is Actually Happening, The Dildorks and dozens of others. Dick also operates and produces a second podcast, Being There, where the extraordinary aspects of everyday people’s lives are explored in a free form interview/story-telling format. Dick’s personal journey is an interesting one, and he is available to speak on the subjects of kink and BDSM with an open mind and devious sense of humor.
You can learn more about Dick Wound at
Saying goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: If you wanna help with Quake’s final Veterinary and End of Life expenses, the GoFundMe is at
And Thank you for loving my Best Boi <3
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Did you know that Bawdy is coming back to Seattle in October? We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at
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Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.
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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!
Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney
Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan
Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)
& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour
& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!
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