Tue, 9 August 2022
Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in a rented dungeon, they both learn that spontaneity can be surprisingly hot. #UnboxMe #Spreadsheets #RTFM #LowBattery #OrgasmControl #GoodbyeQuake
Song: ‘The Manual Says’ (Rachel Lark)
About the Storyteller:
Rachel Lark is a (formerly) Oakland-based singer/songwriter and the writer of the new musical, Coming Soon, which premiered in San Francisco in April 2022. Her music has been featured on Billboard, Upworthy, Boing Boing, Salon.com, The Savage Lovecast and more. She's been a long-time musical guest at Bawdy Storytelling, but this was Rachel Lark’s storytelling debut.
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Goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at
(Doing my job is so damn hard right now. I just wanna bury my face in his fur and grieve)
P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3
After almost 3 Years, Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story?) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at
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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!
Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney
Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan
Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)
& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour
& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!
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