Bawdy Storytelling

Ever eyef*cked a Canadian just to get another punch on your lesbian membership card? This week, Comedian Alex Black loses their Bawdy storytelling cherry onstage at San Francisco’s infamous Punch Line. They’re nervous to share their private life onstage, but just remembering that time a hot Justin Bieber-haired older woman brought them a bag of groceries - & wine! - and then getting to #ShowThanks by fingerblasting ‘em & letting them sample their finest strap-ons… Damn, that was FUN (both the storytelling, & the Eyefucktion). Swing that closet door open! #Dryhump #Butch #GoodHead #CasualDom


Song: ‘F*ckboy’ (Baum)


Episode Links

Margaret Cho will be telling a story this Saturday night on the Bawdy Livestream! It’s on Saturday, March 13th, and our ‘Happy Accidents’ livestream features Margaret Cho, sex writer Tracy Clark-Flory, genderqueer cartoonist Archie Bongiovanni, music by Jefferson Bergey & much more! #DanceParty #Prizes 


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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible


Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode2016520Alex20BLack.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:44pm PDT