Bawdy Storytelling

Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in a rented dungeon, they both learn that spontaneity can be surprisingly hot. #UnboxMe #Spreadsheets  #RTFM #LowBattery #OrgasmControl #GoodbyeQuake

 

Song: ‘The Manual Says’ (Rachel Lark)

About the Storyteller:

 

Rachel Lark is a (formerly) Oakland-based singer/songwriter and the writer of the new musical, Coming Soon, which premiered in San Francisco in April 2022. Her music has been featured on Billboard, Upworthy, Boing Boing, Salon.com, The Savage Lovecast and more. She's been a long-time musical guest at Bawdy Storytelling, but this was Rachel Lark’s storytelling debut. 

 

To learn more about Rachel Lark, check out

patreon.com/rachellark

And

www.rachellark.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast.

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription.

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: He was the Love of my Life, and I’ll never get over this loss. If you wanna help out with Quake’s End of Life/final Veterinary expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

(Doing my job is so damn hard right now. I just wanna bury my face in his fur and grieve)

P.S. Thank you for loving Quake, too. <3

 

After almost 3 Years, Bawdy returns to Seattle on Saturday, October 15th: We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers (have you pitched me your story?) and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a Bra Registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of Patreon? 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? 

Below are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
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Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
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Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

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Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love’s food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she’s lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice cold pumpkin guts. It’s time to mix the batter! Plus, Dixie struggles with the hardest goodbye she’ll ever face. #ASMR #Sloppy #Squishy #Slippery #Scene

 

Song: ‘Bon Appetit’ (Katy Perry & Migos)

About the Storyteller:

 

Dick Wound explores darker and more unusual kinks and fetishes on his podcast, Off the Cuffs, including fantasies of his own death, being dominated by robots, and seductive alien encounters. The podcast was established to document his journey into the kink community, but little time passed before Dick began receiving feedback from listeners and it quickly became evident that many needed guidance to begin their journey. The platform Dick has created brings together both newbies and long time kinksters, and enables them to share their stories and experiences with a worldwide audience. This has led to guest appearances on other podcasts including RISK!, This is Actually Happening, The Dildorks and dozens of others. Dick also operates and produces a second podcast, Being There, where the extraordinary aspects of everyday people’s lives are explored in a free form interview/story-telling format. Dick’s personal journey is an interesting one, and he is available to speak on the subjects of kink and BDSM with an open mind and devious sense of humor.

 

You can learn more about Dick Wound at 

https://www.offthecuffs.org/

&

Patreon.com/OCPKink

 

Episode links:

 

Saying goodbye to Quake, the World’s Best Dog: If you wanna help with Quake’s final Veterinary and End of Life expenses, the GoFundMe is at 

 

https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint

 

And Thank you for loving my Best Boi <3

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Did you know that Bawdy is coming back to Seattle in October? We’ve got a new venue, we’ll have brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy’s return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all!

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Below are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

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Have you ever gotten a hand stuck in your vagina while a college party rages just 4 feet away? Sex educator and queer high femme Lilian Rogers loves the unique set of sensations that come with fisting: the openness, vulnerability, trust, the feeling of fullness… and OMG, the orgasms! So when she meets someone new on OKCupid, Lillian is prepared to teach this new-to-this partner how handballing works - but when her new partner slips right inside, she knows that it was meant to be. #Cinderella #LatexGloves #QueerDating

 

Song: ‘Gimme What I Want’ (Miley Cyrus)

About the Storyteller:

 

Lilian Rogers is a queer high femme who currently hails from Mystic, Connecticut where she runs her vintage company, Femme & Nest. She can frequently be found roaming the beach and the woods in non-hiking appropriate outfits with partner and her dog sidekick, Pigeon. Generally, Lilian is making art and trying really hard not to kill

her oversized collection of begonias, again.

 

Episode links:

 

OUR LAST LIVE SHOW/LIVESTREAM TILL LATE SEPTEMBER: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening this Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

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Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. As a sponsor, you’ll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you’ll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy’s Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

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Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

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(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

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Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

tiger hidden dragon internet online girls dot com blonde perky nipples credit card info guilty mom got home dinner lie everything masturbation stills Disney animals kay jewelry commercial porn smoking pot high school stealing pot dad gay separated found sweet daughter canister blazed high school hard copy gay porno told a story roofer jockstrap uncut schlong you seem upset sweaty red eyes crying forward didn’t know women sex men didn’t know jockstraps Valentine’s Day gift baseline lingerie massive horse father heard onstage honey really search history college Debutante ball Parents Discovery Channel humping overstuffed chair long division muscles male lion grabs neck lioness slaughtered cubs humping mother worse feelings wrong ashamed feelings bubble up lions sitting jacuzzi apartment underage cooter hours water stream straddle hot tub thinking old halloween costumes staring masturbation addict child child sexual health counselor precocious Private lions private time uncomfortable little kid pretend mother fault expositive moratorium subject matter racy naughty blues clues Simpson’s crouching

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_234_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PDT

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

tiger hidden dragon internet online girls dot com blonde perky nipples credit card info guilty mom got home dinner lie everything masturbation stills Disney animals kay jewelry commercial porn smoking pot high school stealing pot dad gay separated found sweet daughter canister blazed high school hard copy gay porno told a story roofer jockstrap uncut schlong you seem upset sweaty red eyes crying forward didn’t know women sex men didn’t know jockstraps Valentine’s Day gift baseline lingerie massive horse father heard onstage honey really search history college Debutante ball Parents Discovery Channel humping overstuffed chair long division muscles male lion grabs neck lioness slaughtered cubs humping mother worse feelings wrong ashamed feelings bubble up lions sitting jacuzzi apartment underage cooter hours water stream straddle hot tub thinking old halloween costumes staring masturbation addict child child sexual health counselor precocious Private lions private time uncomfortable little kid pretend mother fault expositive moratorium subject matter racy naughty blues clues Simpson’s crouching

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_234_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PDT

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

Episode links:

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Register for the Sex Geek Pro’s Social Media Deep Dive: If you’re ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join (like free livestream tickets!) so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

tiger hidden dragon internet online girls dot com blonde perky nipples credit card info guilty mom got home dinner lie everything masturbation stills Disney animals kay jewelry commercial porn smoking pot high school stealing pot dad gay separated found sweet daughter canister blazed high school hard copy gay porno told a story roofer jockstrap uncut schlong you seem upset sweaty red eyes crying forward didn’t know women sex men didn’t know jockstraps Valentine’s Day gift baseline lingerie massive horse father heard onstage honey really search history college Debutante ball Parents Discovery Channel humping overstuffed chair long division muscles male lion grabs neck lioness slaughtered cubs humping mother worse feelings wrong ashamed feelings bubble up lions sitting jacuzzi apartment underage cooter hours water stream straddle hot tub thinking old halloween costumes staring masturbation addict child child sexual health counselor precocious Private lions private time uncomfortable little kid pretend mother fault expositive moratorium subject matter racy naughty blues clues Simpson’s crouching

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_234_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PDT

Where do Nerds end and Perverts begin - and are you down for a little Hard Justice while bent over the hood of a Batmobile? When Bruce Wang’s long lost lover returns from Australia, she needs Bruce’s help to get her mojo back. He wants to help - and where better than ComicCon?! Brace yourselves, dear listener, cause there’s a lot of Cameos in this episode: Wolverine, Catwoman, Doctor Who, Superman, AquaMan, Boy Robin, Deadpool, that super hot Centaur guy from the Old Spice commercial - but thankfully, Squirrel Girl never makes an appearance. Yes, those really ‘out there’ fantasies can come true; all it takes is a clever, enthusiastic co-conspirator. #NerdAndPerverts #NewExperience

 

Song: ‘Trouble in Metropolis’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Learn more about Jefferson Bergey at:

JeffersonBergey.com or help him create at

patreon.com/JeffersonBergey

About the Storyteller:

 

Bruce Wang is a prolific and well-respected Comic Book Writer and Cartoonist. He is performing this story under a nom de scene (a fake name) as any good Superhero does. Bruce lives in San Francisco.

 

Episode links:

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore.

And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to 

DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ stories, with music by brand new musical performer Michael Martinez . This is our last Bawdy till Folsom Street Fair in late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Wanna be the #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our July 22nd show? Contact BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. This month’s sponsor will get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, and you get to name my bewbs. A Revelation in Fit has my bra registry so let’s do this thing, y’all! 

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle: we’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

Tags:

 

Phone call in love Australian guy happy tail divorced heartbroken not social mojo back Comic Con asian tomboy skater dude connection Tribe before Facebook FetLife nerds perverts Burning Man people Star Trek XMen Anal Play tribe meshed huge nerd professional ComicCon judged safe spaces ourselves Cons sex parties obscure novels porn art turns crank reaffirm new things new experiences that redefine who you are comfort food heavy ass play light bdsm deep connection sushi Australia new frontiers of perversion it’s gonna get nasty ready crowded hostel hotel editor editor’s husband publisher’s booth out of luck pee drunk depressed pay bill credit card deserted alleyway knees dirty pervert flogger decent hemp rope know tricks never done ready drags me realize ComicCon San Diego Wolverine t-shirt wearing mouth breathers taking pictures Doctor Who making out Catwoman packed streets stormtroopers direct Bible thumpers Deadpool drunk Santa ComicCon no hope deserted alley date dumpster honest tell you fantasized considered satisfy curiosity anybody ask demand play sex super hot head giggles dimples boyish charm convention center waterfront nobody there exposed fenced off area huge hulking shapes Batmobiles magical guard nothing lone bright blue port potty gleaming suspicions confirmed pristine door lips wrap rock hard erection tax anxiety flow going happening piss mouth see feel pressure bladder phone flashlight serene full mouth swallows gross potty banging rocking horror Kinky Salon freaking out kinksters rimjob innocent bystander sweaty tired haven’t kiss floor men’s room wash up birdbath hair comic nerds comfort stuff Disco Dazzler movie Delirium girl beer upstairs work alone relieved enough new experiences happy Elaine mojo back never though gate new horizons uncovered nerd grow up feeling respect myself comfortable bite mystery sushi new favorite flavor menu Batman AquaMan Superman Lois Lane Boy Robin Flash Green Hornet Swamp Thing Marvel Clark Kent Wonder Woman Catwoman 

 

Want more Bawdy?
www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at
www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Direct download: bawdy_233_version_2.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 12:45pm PDT

Feeling defeated by last week’s overturning of Roe v. Wade by the Supreme Court? As an antidote to the bad news, we share this origin story from Author, Psychotherapist, Kinkster, Sex Radical and Ethical Slut, Dossie Easton. This story was told at Dossie’s Story Toast in 2019, where we celebrated both her 75th birthday and the 50th Anniversary of *this*, Dossie’s life-changing trip to a new sexually empowered version of feminism. Gather your strength and be inspired by Dossie’s true tale as we prepare to challenge what’s next. #WorkToDo #TooIntelligent #TooOutspoken #TooStrong #TheRiddleOfTheUniverse

 

Song: ‘Unstoppable’ (Sia)

About the Storyteller:

 

Dossie Easton, a long time player on the San Francisco S/M scene, is co-author with Janet Hardy of The Ethical Slut, The Bottoming and Topping Books, and Radical Ecstasy:  SM Journeys to Transcendence.  

 

Dossie is a psychotherapist working with individuals, couples and more in her private practice in San Francisco, with a particular interest in how S/M journeys into Shadow can bring old wounds into the healing light of consciousness and and give them a shot of life force in the form of good hot sex. 

 

An active sex radical since 1961, Dossie was a member of the first Board of Directors of the Society of Janus in San Francisco in 1974, and active with SFSI from 1973 to 1985. Currently she makes her home in the mountains north of San Francisco, travels to teach at conferences all over the world, and wanders through the mountains around her home declaiming filthy poetry to the vultures. You can check out her website at www.dossieeaston.com.

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Calm: We’re partnering with Calm, the #1 mental wellness app, to give you the tools that improve the way you feel. For listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Dixie 

Reduce stress and anxiety through guided meditations, improve focus with curated music tracks and rest and recharge with Calm’s imaginative sleep stories, for children and adults. There’s even new daily movement sessions, designed to relax your body & uplift your mind. Go to CALM.COM/Dixie & you’ll get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription. Over 100 million people around the world use Calm to take care of their minds. Go to Calm.com slash Dixie for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library.

 

How to Be Fascinating: My final Workshop starts in just 2 weeks! ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year. This workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. Next up: Sex and Story! I’ll be rolling that out later this year - &This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at

 https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd and the theme is One of Us. We’re collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area). Buy tickets for the live performance, or you can watch from anywhere on the Livestream: Tickets at

https://bawdyoneofussf.eventbrite.com

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! New venue, brand new storyteller and a reunion with the best community anywhere. Learn more and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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How do you give and receive pleasure while detaching from gender expectations? Storyteller and writer Matthew Beld has spent the Pandemic isolating and reflecting on who they really are, so a first time road trip celebration with new sluts feels daunting. Should they join the ass buffet? Can they be part of the orgy in the hot tub? As this proud slut embraces a more expansive non-binary identity, Matthew learns that the right people can help you find joy and connection - and that you don’t really have to know yet. It’s a bold choice, but you have to respect the confidence! #Nonbinary #ThatDressTho #Trans #TheMeatHasToGoSomewhere

 

Song: ‘I’m Good’ (The Mowgli’s)

About the Storyteller:

 

Matthew Beld is a Non-Binary storyteller and writer in San Francisco. They've performed for Bawdy Storytelling and BawdySlam, Litquake, KQED, StoryCorps, and comedy shows around the Bay Area. Most recently, they've started writing sketches with Killing My Lobster. They're interested in kink, gender, and making tall men submit. When not on stage they work in LGBTQ+ health research and training.

 

Episode links:

 

Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ THIS SUNDAY! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, the return of beloved Best of Bawdy repeat offender Jeffrey Allen Hayes. With Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more. 

Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at 

https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!

 

Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking.

Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.

 

My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year (next up: Sex and Story! I’m gonna focus on rolling that out later this year). I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at

 https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! Learn more and buy Tickets at

https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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Have you ever had first time anal with your best friend/ex-fiancee in a jacuzzi room at Disneyland? Comedian/Writer/Producer April Kidwell and her butt buddy Scott are having a hard time in their relationship, going from broken limbs to life tragedy to a sports injury that breaks *another* leg. So they escape by going on holiday and pushing each other’s wheelchairs from Space Mountain to Star Wars World - and then polish it off with an inaugural booty blast back in the hotel room. But the real world always bubbles up eventually, doesn’t it? What a mess! #EnterThruTheExit #FrontOfTheLine #LifeIsMessy

 

Song: ‘Let’s fall in love for the night’ (Finneas)

About the Storyteller:

 

April Kidwell is the writer, producer and star of I, Nomi - the one woman musical comedy about the life of Nomi Malone, before and after the cult classic about her life: Showgirls (you know, the 1995 erotic drama cult film directed by Paul Verhoeven). Off Broadway, April has performed in: Showgirls! The Musical! (As Nomi Malone), in Bayside! The Musical!, in San Francisco’s Drag Becomes Her (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Legally Black (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Trixie & Katya’s High School Reunion (as Christy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer Live! (As Willow); And In the Films: The Bride of Death, Eat the Rainbow, and of course, in the 2019 documentary, You Don’t Nomi.

She is a proud student and volunteer of the Earthship Academy and Foxhole homes - building off the grid, self sustainable houses made of natural and recycled materials for homeless veterans.  

Learn more about April at www.aprilkidwell.com.

 

Episode links:

 

Everlywell: Everlywell at-home lab tests give you physician-reviewed results and personalized insights so you can take action on your health and wellness—all at an affordable and transparent cost. With over thirty tests, you’ll be able to choose the ones that make the most sense for you. Everlywell’s Food Sensitivity, Metabolism, Sleep & Stress, and Thyroid are just a few of the many options - and, their STD Test discreetly allows you to test for 7 types of STDs, all from the privacy of your own home. And for listeners of the show, Everlywell is offering a special discount of twenty percent off an at-home lab test at

https://www.everlywell.com/dixie  

Over one million people have trusted Everlywell with their at-home lab testing, so go to https://www.everlywell.com/dixie for twenty percent off your at-home lab test.

 

Helix: Ready for better sleep? Helix Sleep has a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you. Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Just go to HelixSleep.com/Dixie, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. 

Special Offer: right now, Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. That’s HelixSleep.com/Dixie for up to 200 dollars off and two free pillows!

 

What’s the opposite of Shame? PRIDE! Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ show after the San Francisco Pride Parade! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist & Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke & sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more. 

Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at 

https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

 

Early Bird for ‘How to be Fascinating’ has been extended till this Sunday, June 19th: My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is close to selling out. Why are Bawdy’s Stories so very different? Because I have a System, and it makes it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This is our last one of these for a while as I focus on my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, coming out later this year - and this class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

 

Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.

 

Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:

 

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour

 

And THANK YOU!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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