Karin Jones knows that turning Fifty and hitting Menopause are not the end of her sexual story. Newly single, she’s feeling bolder and more confident than she ever did as a wife and mother. So when this single, sexually-awakened woman moves to London and joins the billions on Tinder and OKCupid, online success quickly leads her to George, a new lover who recognizes that special glimmer in her eye. Together they attend her first sex party in an upscale hotel. For a moment, Karin worries that her dimpled, over 40 ass may ruin her first orgy –  until her medical training saves the day, and earns her a standing ovation!

Song: ‘Packs A Wallop’ Written and Performed by Creature Hole 

See where they’re appearing next and hear their music at

https://creaturehole.com/

Music:

Bow Down Mister - Boy George

Feel Good - Gorillaz

Give Me Love - George Harrison

Back it up Boys - Peaches

London Song - Ray Davies

Somewhere in London - Lionel Richie

It was London - The Kooks

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon

Love Bawdy Storytelling? Keep this podcast going by supporting our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy 

Or make a one-time donation via Paypal at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com 

Shout-out: Thank you to our prize sponsors for Bang-O! You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations (San Francisco) and Babeland (Seattle) at our live shows – or you can get your own at 

Good Vibrations 

https://www.goodvibes.com/ 

Babeland 

https://www.babeland.com/ 

Tickets to upcoming live Bawdy Storytelling shows: 

‘The Naughty Bits’ on December 6th in Seattle, WA 

http://bit.ly/BawdyNaughtSea 

‘Happy Endings’ on December 13th in San Francisco, CA 

http://bit.ly/bawdyhappy2018 

And I hope you’ll join me at PodCon  

(January 19-20^th, 2019 in Seattle, WA) 

Tickets at https://www.podcon.com/ 

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia 

Sound Engineer: David Grosof 

Project Manager: Dana Hanna 

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore 

Want more Bawdy? 

Find out about upcoming podcast episodes – and if we’re coming to your city! – at  

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe 

(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged, I love hearing from you)

Soren knows that single men aren’t allowed in the Orgy Dome. But when this #VanLife traveler is adopted by a kink-centric theme camp at Burning Man, a trio of sexual adventurers invite him to join them, and they introduce this newbie to puppy play, sadism, consensual electrical play – and the importance of excessive hydration. 

Surf’s up, Perverts!

Song: ‘Storm’ Performed by Jamie Foxx

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Love Bawdy Storytelling? Keep this podcast going by supporting our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or make a one-time donation via Paypal at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Shout-out: Thank you to our prize sponsors for Bang-O! You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations (San Francisco) and Babeland (Seattle) at our live shows – or you can get your own at

Good Vibrations

https://www.goodvibes.com/

Babeland

https://www.babeland.com/

Tickets to upcoming live Bawdy Storytelling shows:

‘The Naughty Bits’ on December 6th in Seattle, WA

http://bit.ly/BawdyNaughtSea

‘Happy Endings’ on December 13th in San Francisco, CA

http://bit.ly/bawdyhappy2018

And I hope you’ll join me at PodCon 

(January 19-20^th, 2019 in Seattle, WA)

Tickets at https://www.podcon.com/

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Project Manager: Dana Hanna

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Want more Bawdy?

Find out about upcoming podcast episodes – and if we’re coming to your city! – at 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

(personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged, I love hearing from you)

Nonstop college parties are not enough when you have Attention Deficit Disorder. Claire Webber’s ADD demands that she up the anté on every social situation, because gravity bongs and keggers just feel…inadequate. One night, a pile of stolen male clothing and a repurposed five-and-dime pervertible inspire Claire to experiment with gender transformation. Despite plans to keep it platonic, Claire’s alter-ego proves irresistible to her sensible dorm-mate, so Chelsea (and her boyfriend Luke) bargain to nullify their roommate agreement.Together, this threesome discovers what this hot new man is packing in his pants!

Our Storyteller:

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. Her website is ihateclairewebber.com

Song: ‘As Girls Go’ by Suzanne Vega

Music:

'Rebel Rebel' - David Bowie

'Androgyny' - Garbage

'Pull up to the bumper' - Grace Jones

'Magic Stick' - Lil Kim and 50 Cent

'Peacock' - Katy Perry

'Wings on my Penis' - Die Antwoord

Love Bawdy Storytelling? Keep this podcast going by supporting our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or make a one-time donation via Paypal at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Shout-out: Thank you to our prize sponsors for Bang-O! You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations (San Francisco) and Babeland (Seattle) at our live shows – or you can get your own at

Good Vibrations

https://www.goodvibes.com/

Babeland Seattle

https://www.babeland.com/

Tickets to upcoming live Bawdy Storytelling shows:

Wed, November 14^th: Risk! & Bawdy Storytelling in Brooklyn, New York

http://bit.ly/riskbawdybrooklyn

Thursday, December 6^th: ‘The Naughty Bits’ in Seattle, WA

http://bit.ly/BawdyNaughtSea

Thursday, December 13^th: ‘Happy Endings’ in San Francisco, CA

http://bit.ly/bawdyhappy2018

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Project Manager: Dana Hanna

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Find out about upcoming podcast episodes – and if we’re coming to your city! – at 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

(Hint: your personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged)

Want more Bawdy?

Website: www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Twitter: @Bawdy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
& on Fetlife at https://fetlife.com/groups/46341

His first orgasm in grade school had Matt Lieb obsessed – how do I get more of THAT?! Pretty soon, no household object is safe from his pillaging (will you recognize something that you’ve borked in his massive list?) til one day, he affixes his eyes on the prize, that Holy Grail of masturbation: Auto-Fellatio. Are you up to the challenge? Only a limited number of people are physically capable of this act, and in this episode’s story, Matt shares some helpful tips and tricks from his own experiences – and reveals how different the act of oral stimulation on your own penis was than his hopes and dreams.

Spoiler Alert: one of his Mom’s hobbies helps him to achieve this lofty goal.

Our Storyteller: Matt Lieb is a comedian, writer, and actor from Los Angeles. As a stand up comedian in San Francisco, he was named one of the "2016 Best Comedians in the Bay Area" by SFist and has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, and the 10,000 Laughs Festival in Minneapolis. Matt's comedy has been featured on the VICELAND, Hulu, SeeSo, and Gabriel Iglesias' "Stand Up Revolution Radio" on SiriusXM. Currently, Matt is a correspondent on Emmy Nominated short form series The Star Wars Show, a writer/performer on Newsbroke on AJ+, and writer for Audible's original series Bedtime Stories for Cynics with Nick Offerman, where he has written for David Spade, Tommy Chong, Nick Thune, and more. Learn more about Matt at http://www.mattlieb.com

Song: ‘Enormous Penis’ by Da Vinci’s Notebook

Music:

Arctic Monkeys -  Knee Socks

Bananarama - Venus

Billy Idol - Dancing with Myslef

Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog

The Breakers - Rubber Gloves

The Weeping Willards - Socks

Bob James - The Sponge

Toto - Dying on my Feet

Love Bawdy Storytelling? Keep this podcast going by supporting our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Or make a one-time donation via Paypal at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Shout-out: Thank you to our prize sponsors for Bang-O! You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations (San Francisco) and Babeland (Seattle) at our live shows – or you can get your own at

Good Vibrations

https://www.goodvibes.com/

Babeland Seattle

https://www.babeland.com/

Tickets to upcoming live Bawdy Storytelling shows:

‘Packs a Wallop’ on November 9 in San Francisco

http://bit.ly/BawdyPAWsf

Risk! & Bawdy Storytelling in Brooklyn, New York

http://bit.ly/riskbawdybrooklyn

‘The Naughty Bits’ on December 6th in Seattle, WA

http://bit.ly/BawdyNaughtSea

‘Happy Endings’ on November 13th in San Francisco, CA

http://bit.ly/bawdyhappy2018

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Project Manager: Dana Hanna

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Find out about upcoming podcast episodes – and if we’re coming to your city! – at 

www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

(Hint: your personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged)

Want more Bawdy?

Website: www.BawdyStorytelling.com
Twitter: @Bawdy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
& on Fetlife at https://fetlife.com/groups/46341