Sat, 4 June 2022
Do you ever wonder if Black people go to Burning Man? Pansexual Polyamorous Poet & Woman of Color Sylvia Blalock is looking for love - but how can she be with someone who won’t let her fist them? After getting stood up for the Black and White ball due to her date’s baby mama drama, she sells his ticket and buys herself one for Burning Man - and quickly meets Mr Sparkleteeth and Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, a queer POC couple who want nothing more than to make all her dusty, dirty dreams come true. Remember: When life gives you lemons, make cocktails and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer! #DaddyImHome #Queer #POC #Pansexual #FistingTip
Song: ‘Dem Cakes Tho’ (Todrick Hall)
About the Storyteller:
Sylvia L. Blalock is a San Francisco native is the author of Uprising, a book of poetry, and is the owner/founder of Queendom Network LLC. She’s presented at the UC Berkeley Empowering Womxn of Color Conference, as well as hosting Voices That Carry, a poetry event as part of National Poetry Month.
She’s on Instagram @sylvia.blalock
Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams.
Like a Kitten: Why not gift yourself a brand new set of sexy essentials from Like A Kitten?! Like A Kitten offers subscription gift boxes, so each season you’ll receive a new shipment right to your door with all the ingredients to spice up your sex life. The Like A Kitten’s Spring subscription box price is $79.00, which is a great deal since the products in this box retail for well over $150. It’s your one-stop shop for a purrrfect evening!
Right now, Like A Kitten is offering our listeners 15% off *AND* free shipping when you go to https://likeakitten.com/DIXIE or enter code DIXIE at checkout.
Bawdy’s LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens mere hours after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. 'Y’all Means All’ is our theme and I’m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live /in person in San Francisco, or on the livestream?
Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF
EARLY BIRD ends this week! My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating’ is close to selling out, and there’s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week’s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I’ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends SOON.
Register for ‘How to be Fascinting: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds
Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.
Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it’s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\
Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links:
And THANK YOU!
ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at
Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise
Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine’s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift
Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/
Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!
Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney
Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan
Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith
& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour
& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!
Weekend Memorial Day rootbeer floats broken heart openly having adventures agreement this summer adventures puppy pile cocktails floor show watch penchant single pansexual polyamorous woman of color experiences dreamed lifestyle pansexual sample gender flavors polymourous eat them all at once sexually do fisting intimate connection touching someone’s pulse from the inside connection home men marrying kind high school sweetheart fuckbuddies rough time couple failed listless reaped long term relationship singing to each other smartphone check-ins ate dick intimidated impress him tickets Black and White Ball la dee da event vanilla upscale send me text baby mama curfew on the penis can’t go gaslight this is me pissed feelings hurt bingewatch Buffy the Vampire slayer lemonade Craigslist ticket Burning Man newspaper Aunt Flo white gown ball romantic evening August happy tribe vibe thing first public place humiliated Carrie heartbroken humiliated processed cried pity party tied sarong afro right bare kitties out Mr Sparkleteeth Denzel Washington chocolate bicycle speedo package ride double take gum commercial bing chopping baby mama shit flowers Robert partner Sheldon Big Bang Theory generator Hitachi magic wand Dixie cotton balls tips gloves pricking fingernails likely candidate giving orders not lust make that happen best safe place hand in him didn’t even know move the energy rotation going invitation goddesses burning man Sheldon calling Jesus Daryl whispers cum slow fast deep long daddy strokes where you been all my life
Want more Bawdy?