Episode 206: ‘The Worst Sex Ever’ (Dixie De La Tour)

Wanna play a game? Bawdy’s own Dixie De La Tour has a million stories, but when she realizes that she needs a truly bad sex story, she has to post an internet ad to make it happen - but things don’t go as expected. Plus Dixie celebrates her friend & hero, the notorious Ouchy the Clown (go listen to the free story on Bawdy’s Patreon) and invites you to Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary, because seeing you in person would be the best gift EVER. Happy Holidays, y’all! #SantaFetish #VannaWhite

 

Song: ‘Queen of the Freaks’ (Aviva)

About this week’s storyteller: 

 

Dixie De La Tour is a sexual folklorist, professional storyteller, podcaster, livestreamer, teacher, storytelling coach, community builder and most of all, an experience facilitator. She is also the Founder, Curator & Host of the Award-winning storytelling series, Bawdy Storytelling (“The Moth for Pervs” - LA Weekly, “The Original Sex and Storytelling series” - Playgirl) that’s been lauded for its transformational, relatable, empowering performances. In addition to story and public speaking coaching for her own Bawdy series, she coaches for events such as TEDx & Women in Technology, and has a (rare AF) storytelling workshop that starts January 11th, 2022 on Zoom. Grab your spot at https://bit.ly/IntroStorytellingwDixie

 

This story-loving southerner is passionate about storytelling’s ability to keep people safe, foster empathy and diminish social anxiety. Dixie has also been Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (“Saint Kiss & Make You Tell”) for her work to reduce stigma and eliminate shame, and in her free time, she enjoys being a Muppet. Discover more about Dixie De La Tour and Bawdy Storytelling at Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling, on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ on Twitter at @Bawdy and always at www.BawdyStorytelling.com

Episode Links:

NEW: The Storytelling with Dixie workshop starts January 11th! This workshop makes a great gift for a friend or loved one, and taking it together will bring you closer in 2022. Learn the art of storytelling from Dixie in a fun, supportive environment - and you can join us from wherever you are on Zoom. Spots are going fast and space is limited, so register now at 

https://bit.ly/IntroStorytellingwDixie

There’s an Early Bird discount, but it ends on December 31st. Questions? Contact Dixie at [e-mail]

 

I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your brand storytelling for your business?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity - and I’d love to help you find your story. Email me at [e-mail] for more info - we can book a short discovery call, and I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

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Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams. 
And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Patreon: I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters! If you join at the $10/month or higher level by December 31st, you’ll receive: 

 

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers
• Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community 

• A personal piece of custom art from Dixie

All the inspiration you’ll need you to make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true - but this special offer ends soon. Become a member of our Patreon community at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling
Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

 

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, bawdy butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with amber, ylang ylang, warm vanilla and golden honey. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? Need some Applause Tiddies?  I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Holiday present. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan… For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing [e-mail] #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!