Episode 165 ’P*ssyNerd’ (Alex Black)

Ever eyef*cked a Canadian just to get another punch on your lesbian membership card? This week, Comedian Alex Black loses their Bawdy storytelling cherry onstage at San Francisco’s infamous Punch Line. They’re nervous to share their private life onstage, but just remembering that time a hot Justin Bieber-haired older woman brought them a bag of groceries - & wine! - and then getting to #ShowThanks by fingerblasting ‘em & letting them sample their finest strap-ons… Damn, that was FUN (both the storytelling, & the Eyefucktion). Swing that closet door open! #Dryhump #Butch #GoodHead #CasualDom

 

Song: ‘F*ckboy’ (Baum)

 

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Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
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