Episode 147: ‘Election Tradition’ (Nadia Vanilla)

Have you ever been bent over a ballot box and f*cked while ‘Hail to the Chief’ plays in the background? Erotic artist Nadia Vanilla has been shown patience and restraint through 2 change of addresses in 2020, the last 8-plus interminable months of COVID, and 4 years of Trump. Her libido is in danger, and worse yet, her ballot is lost in the mail! So when her husband Bruce informs her that her ‘Vote and Get Boned’ plan has to wait till that precious piece of democracy is safely placed in the ballot box, she realizes: Everything she cherishes is at stake this November 3rd. #VoteBlue #OrgasmDenial #SwingState

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘High Hopes’ (Panic! At the Disco)

 

Nadia Vanilla’s erotic art:

Her art on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/NadiaVanilla

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nadiavanilla

 

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