Episode 133: ‘Survivor’ (Wizard O’Roz)

Does fear make you horny? Polyamorous storyteller Wizard O’Roz is facing a week of life-or-death medical tests, and it all feels so awful and ridiculous, like a mini-apocalypse built just for her. Biding her time before her results are delivered and thinking about how futile and meaningless life is (until we give it meaning - which in itself feels meaningless), she realizes that her partner Ben has the perfection distraction right there, in his pants. Sometimes you wanna be loved, even when you don’t want to move your boobs - and waiting for a diagnosis has never been so satisfying. #FuckCancer #CelebrateLife

 

Song: ‘The Fear’ (Lily Allen)

 

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We interrupt our previously scheduled ‘5 Things that make us Happy’ for this Announcement:

 

Bawdy Storytelling was named a Best S*x Podcast by Oprah Magazine! Yep, were named on their inaugural erotic podcast Best Of list, and this Award feels like a really big deal, y’all!

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OK, that made our week (hell, maybe even our year. Wait, the year is 2020…Yep, this made our year!)

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Our Saturday, August 1st Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘Packs a Wallop’, and it features Erotic Activist Victor Warring, Femdom Audio dramatist Ms Natasha Strange, ‘Edge Play’ author Jane Boon, returning storyteller Jessica Cohen, and music by Shirley Gnome. It’s  happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

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