Bawdy Storytelling

Ever wonder if you were born in the wrong body? Back in the USSR, The Ceiling Cat Prophet recognized the 2 people inside her: Gulia, the female-identified Polyamorous Russian Buddhist Burner, and Eric, the tall blond (& well hung) bisexual art curator from Stockholm. Don’t you just want to love ‘em/f*ck ‘em all to smithereens?! And how can you choose just one partner, when you yourself contain multitudes?#AllAreWelcomeHere #ComeOutAndPlay #YouAreNotYourBody


Song: ‘Identity’ (Mina Caputo)


We’re doing it again: Bawdy Livestream number 2 tickets are now available at

Our first Bawdy Storytelling Livestream SOLD OUT fast, so grab tickets now for the next Bawdy Livestream on Saturday May 2nd, 2020 at 7 PM PDT

What time is that for YOU? Use this:

Remember: Our Livestream shows have a limited capacity, so don’t wait! & Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams by signing up at


BRAND NEW: Our $10/month Patreon supporters now receive - in addition to ad-free episodes of the podcast - Rewards like free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream recordings, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thanks so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends!


Episode Links

Dixie’s new online storytelling workshop: Enroll in my new online storytelling workshop… we can work together on your story, wherever you are! From a story for the stage or an engaging adventure relayed your friends on FaceTime, that feeling of connection is more important than ever right now. Plus working on a story is one of the most healing, empowering things you can do as we face an uncertain future. I’d love to help you make your tale a thing of beauty. Contact me at & let’s work together.


The live shows kept Bawdy Storytelling going..and now they’re gone. Wanna make sure the podcast continues, that I can pay my tech team and that I don’t end up living under a bridge? Here are ways to help:





And of course

Patreon: Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Bawdy’s future is dependent on Patreon. Bawdy Storytelling has always been listener supported, but right now, it’s our everything - and backing us on Patreon ensures our podcast can continue during this difficult time. Who knows, maybe we can even do an online Bawdy for you and your friends, wherever you are! For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Behind-the-scenes on the Bawdy story coaching process, start to finish, Post-story interviews with the storytellers, Ad-free podcast episodes, Patron-only conversation streams, private or soon, group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal Bawdy Storytelling livestream, just for you and your friends! And now, if you support Bawdy at the $10/month & up level, you get free Livestream tickets AND the Livestream recordings!

Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse? 

Join us on Patreon at

Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise is another way to Help: Bawdy Storytelling offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at #BestGiftEver

Want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me, let’s make that happen!


Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at


Here’s the Kickstarter Link for Love in the Time of Corona: The Kickstarter ends on April 23rd, 2020 - and if we don’t hit our goal, we get nothing! Back the Kickstarter NOW at

Welcome to the virtual community marketplace, LOVE in the time of CORONA, ground zero for your favorite Kinky Salon artists and performers to unleash their talents on your quarantine (and yes, working with Dixie is one of the rewards). We call what we do Sheltertainment. We’re not going to let this apocalypse get us down! The virtual community marketplace will offer:

  • Private webcam one-on-one dance, pilates, and yoga classes
  • Remote coaching, pep talks, and advice on phone or webcam
  • Art classes and figure drawing
  • Personalized spells, rituals, tarot readings, astrology readings and meditations
  • Private singing lessons
  • Learn to play a musical instrument
  • One on one makeup and drag classes
  • Custom costumes, hats, and jewelry
  • Custom BDSM toys and personal demos
  • & much more!

Back the Kickstarter NOW at

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:


Announcing the Brand New Bawdy Storytelling *Livestream*! 

Show date: Saturday 5/2/20

Now you can be part of Bawdy no matter where you are, starting NOW.

Start time and conversions for your time zone

 • 7 PM PDT

  8 PM MT

  • 9 PM CT
  • 10 PM EST
  • Midnight GMT-3
  • 3 AM GMT
  • 4 AM GMT+1
  • 5 AM GMT+2
  • 6:30 AM GMT+3:30

What time is that for YOU? Use this:


Capacity is limited (and we Sold Out our first Livestream!) so get your tickets before they’re gone at


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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective! 

Direct download: Episode_120_The_Ceiling_Cat_Profit.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 9:14pm PDT