Wed, 1 February 2023
Have you ever been afraid of destroying your date’s leather seats with your orgasms? Baker, Chocolatier and Bawdy team member Crystal Crowe is so nervous about her first date with Hans Christian; will she talk too much? Is she what he expects, or will he reject her? Yet it’s going so well; the conversation never falters and they share entrees - and pecan pie! - at her favorite restaurant for hours. Soon things get hot and heavy and and she’s worried that she’s gonna soak his muscle car’s beautiful interior. Wait: if we’re both such Nature Lovers, let’s have messy sex outdoors! She can relax and have a view of the Bay, and he’s got a view of…well, isn’t that obvious by the name of this episode?! #Squirter #Insecure #PublicSex #Nature #SexOutdoors #Relax
Song: ‘Sweetest Pie’ (Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa)
About our Storyteller:
Crystal Crowe is a Baker/Chef who makes amazing desserts, and by night she’s a kinky opportunist. Crystal is also Dixie De La Tour's girl—you can find her running the VIP for Bawdy Storytelling and behind the scenes of all things Bawdy. Dixie says ‘Crystal is the hardest working person I’ve ever met’, and she’s been helping to keep Bawdy going for over 10 years now. When she is not cooking or telling stories (she’s won Best of Bawdy TWICE!), she loves outdoor adventures, especially backpacking in Yosemite. If you're lucky enough find her when she's free, she's kinky, fun, and available.
Ask: Crystal Crowe is sick with COVID right now, and that means she can’t return to work for at least another 10 days. She fell behind financially while she was unemployed, so any $ you can send her way is greatly appreciated.
’How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling’ now starts on Tuesday, February 7th. Have you always wanted to share your own stories of Sex, Kink and Gender, but had no idea how to share them in a fun, engaging way that feels good? Want to learn about consent, gender representation and other special Bawdy subject matter? This is a 6 week Storytelling course that gives you my unique storytelling system AND helps you find the sexy details that bring your story to life. Work with me and a small group of sex-positive students to find, craft and tell your own stories in a fun, open-minded environment.
Check out this video for more details #BlooperReel
The workshop includes 2 levels to choose from: The ‘Everything But’ Level for the curious but shy, and the ‘All the Way' level, which includes private coaching sessions with me, a final performance and a video of your story to share. This is the first time I’m offering this highly anticipated Sex and Storytelling course, and I’d love for you to be part of it.
And to get you there, I’m throwing in 2 new red hot bonuses:
PLUS: Get $50 off your registration with the promo code ‘GAMECHANGER'
Register right now at https://tinyurl.com/HowToBeBawdy
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Bawdy Storytelling is turning SIXTEEN! It’s our 16th Anniversary on Saturday, February 25th, and our theme for the night is ‘HeartThrobs and DemiGods’ and this Live Show happens in San Francisco - but it’ll be Livestreamed to wherever you are, so that you can be there with us, too. Tickets available now at
As we begin 2023, please consider a donation of any amount to Bawdy Storytelling. 2022 was financially devastating to this show, so your gift of any size can help us keep us going. Our donation links are:
Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU!
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Wanna work one-on-one with Dixie? Want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got experience and can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.
Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise
Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/
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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!
Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney
Live-streaming by Ty McKenzie and Rubeun Tan
Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith
Dixie’s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James
& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour
& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!
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