Bawdy Storytelling

Did you think that you’d have time to accept that invite to play, only to learn your opportunity is gone forever? Friendly Misanthrope and Sex Educator / Author Allison Moon met carpenter & seminary student Hans in college and wonders: Do they really make men who invite you to have sex like this, without ego and expectation? They do, and when you lose them you celebrate their life in the most appropriate way you can - you throw an Orgy that celebrates Hans’ relentless love of other humans, and you honor their existence & passion in the best way you possibly can. This story is from a Risk!/Bawdy Storytelling collaboration show from before the Pandemic. #Community #Retrospect #Regret #NoThanks #SobsIntoOrgasms


Song: ‘Bedroom Hymns’ (Florence & the Machine)

About the storyteller:


Allison Moon is the author of five books including the instant classic sex education guide Girl Sex 101 and the erotic memoir Bad Dyke. Her newest book is Getting It: A Guide to Hot, Healthy Hookups and Shame-Free Sex.


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Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:


WORKSHOP: Wanna sign up for the next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’? The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and I’ve been adding more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends. It’s getting better every time, and this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story workshop, and for my Advanced Storytelling workshop that’s on the way. Make sure you’re one of the first to know the dates - go to

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ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. Do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you communicate with clarity. Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business or some other story-related endeavor? Email me at and let’s chat!


Rescheduled LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is now on Friday, April 22, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket and watch from home, and this Bawdy features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Dolan Wolf, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at


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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN!

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:


Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 




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