Bawdy Storytelling

Isn’t BDSM just the Addams Family filmed in a dark 24 hour Fitness, but with sex equipment? Suspended with rope from a vaulted ceiling on Folsom Street Fair Eve, scientist and storyteller Lesley Jones yawns and fears she’s gotten too jaded for kink. Yet as she hangs there, she remembers the body issues she encountered at her first Leather event, and all the personal growth she’s gained from her years of submission. #BodyConfidence #PowerExchange #Humiliation #Flogger #HotTopic


About the storyteller:


Lesley Jones is a scientist, burner, hedonist and storyteller based in Seattle. If she were a dungeons and dragons character, her alignment would be lawful good in the streets, chaotic good in the sheets. She has performed with Bawdy Storytelling, RISK!, The Moth, The Mystery Box, and was featured on Dan Savage's Hot Mic podcast. You can find her on Twitter @science__patrol, or leaving roses and invitations to come play board games outside your door at night.



Song: ‘No Fear for Nobody’ (Maneskin)

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Love Personal Storytelling?

I’d be thrilled to help you improve your own stories!

There are several ways for us to work together:


WORKSHOP: The next ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ starts THIS SUNDAY, March 27th. The first 2 workshops sold out - and got rave reviews from the attendees - and this time I’ve added more class time, weekly office hours for custom coaching and Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for YOU and your friends.

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ONE-ON-ONE COACHING: I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories. I can help you communicate with clarity; are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast, working on brand storytelling for your business - or do you just wanna learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story?  Email me at and let’s chat!


LIVE SHOW: Bawdy’s ‘Fingers Crossed’ is this Friday, March 25th, 2022. You can attend live in San Francisco or buy a Livestream ticket, and it features true stories from Elizabeth Barlow, Mosa Maxwell-Smith, Brendan Taylor, Sylvia Blalock and brand new musical act Katie Cookie. Get tickets at



Patreon: Bawdy is a global movement, and you can make 2022 the year that you make your own wildly adventurous dreams come true. is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community; we’ve changed so many lives and we want to help you experience pleasure and freedom at whatever level you desire. Start living a fully expressed life, wherever you are. Patreon is how Bawdy is still here after 2 years away from our beloved live shows and community, but we’re still here because of people like you.Become a member of our Patreon community now at (and Thank You!)


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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN!

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:


Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 




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