Bawdy Storytelling

Should we boff on the Saber-tooth skull, or is Wooly Mammoth more your style? Paleontologist Trevor Valle is in Mexico doing fieldwork when he encounters Dawn, a blue eyed beauty who slowly warms to him. Hoping to impress his new girlfriend, he invites her to join him in the dinosaur lab late one night… If you’ve ever fantasized about sex on top of a priceless 37,000 year old fossil, this story’s for you!

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This week’s storyteller:

Trevor Valle is a part-time field paleontologist who specializes in the recovery and preparation of fossils. You might have seen him on the History Channel, or maybe on NatGeo digging up mammoths in Siberia. After a stroke caused by a mass in his brain sidelined him in October, he moved onto his other passion, role-playing games, and plays D&D weekly online. He likes dead things, big dice, and never gets sick of puns about bones or scoring that critical hit.

 

Trevor was uninsured when he had his stroke, and could use your help. The link to the GoFundMe for his recovery can be found at:

https://gofund.me/f64407aa

 

 

Song: ‘Walk the Dinosaur’ (Was/Not Was)

 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:

This week’s Podcast Producer: Zoomkeeper Joseph

Auxiliary Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

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Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 4:00am PST