Episode 96: ‘Fistaversary’ (Matt Horne)

Trim those nails & grab the J-Lube, this week we’re celebrating Love and Brachioproctic Eroticism. Playwright Matt Horne is tired of being kink shamed for what turns him on, so he hits the road, changes his body and celebrates New Years’ by dancing to fairy techno & having getting spit roasted on the dance floor - & then his dream Top promptly disappears. Talk about your Cinderella moment! He launches a nationwide search and when they’re reunited, Matt discovers that this mystery man is not just open to experimenting with fisting - he’s INTO IT. Oh, and Jefferson Bergey has written us a custom song about Handballing, too.#SittingDownFunny #Owwww

 

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Song: ‘Happy Fistaversary’ (Jefferson Bergey)

 

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