Episode 164 ’F*ck Tardis’ (Amy Melin)

Are you all wet and exhausted from Amy's sex swamp? Lavender menace Amy Melin is nicknamed after a famous Las Vegas landmark, but it comes with a bit of chagrin: yes, her orgasms are especially cinematic, but what about all that clean-up?! So when her friend Layla has a birthday, group leader the Queen of Mean pull out all the stops: fancy meal prep in a tiny kitchen, too many nude servers, spankings, a violet wand, the happy duck - and since it’s a special occasion, Amy is dessert. Wait, you want me to put that ice cold trailer hitch WHERE?#Drowning #AestheticallyDriven #HusButch #Aflac 

 

Song: ‘I Get Off’ (Halestorm)

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!