Episode 160 ’Double Jeopardy’ (Dane Garfield Wilson)

Was that a hotdog or a gunshot? Underground rave enthusiast & thespian Dane Garfield Wilson wows a sold out Seattle crowd with his tale of rampant hormones & misspent youth in Kalamazoo, Michigan. This story is full of bad ideas; should Dane’s first time at sex happen in a single wide trailer/crackhouse, under the watchful eye of Alex Trebek and a pair of chubby twins? Or down by the cemetery, in a Buick Regal? Plus Dixie shares multiple ways to make your upcoming Quarantine Valentine’s Day special. #TheDirtyMitten #Candy #Peaches

 

Song: ‘Party Favor’ (Billie Eilish)

 

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Is this your first Quarantine Valentine’s Day? 

A few ideas to make it special: 

Idea #1: Need the perfect Valentine’s Day gift?

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Idea #3: Bawdy Storytelling is celebrating 14 years of True Stories on Saturday, February 13th. Join us for Bawdy Storytelling’s BIG Anniversary Lovestream; it’ll include the Risk! Podcast’s Kevin Allison, singer-songwriter Rachel Lark, with more storytellers announced soon. This is the perfect way to spend Valentine’s Day weekend, so buy your tickets NOW at https://bit.ly/Bawdy14LS

 

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Patreon: Bawdy has a new goal, and you’ll love what happens if we hit it: If we can hit 600 patrons by our 14 Year Anniversary, Dixie will host a special BawdySlam show to celebrate! Tell your friends about the ad-free podcasts, free livestream tickets and livestream replays that patrons receive. And we have brand new patron tiers like the #BPC, the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our $10/month & up Patreon supporters receive Free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation all at the same time? Patreon has become our Everything during COVID. Help us continue the podcast, the livestreams & one day soon, we’ll be back to live shows, too. You can make it happen: Become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!