Episode 144: ‘Dropcloths & Doritos’ (Daniel Stoneham)

Is there anything better than celebrating a special occasion with an orgy? Storyteller Daniel Stoneham’s birthday bacchanal has a carefully considered guest list, but unfortunately, the date falls smack dab in the middle of Seattle’s cold and flu season. As the RSVPs shift from yes to no, he wonders: Will the science fiction chanteuse be disappointed if they don’t reach critical mass? Will the curvy service bottom pair well with the joyful, bearded slut? & what if his current partner doesn’t get along with his ex? His dwindling numbers are indicating that this year might just be cake and champagne - until the unexpected happens. #WildCard #Tetris #MorningKiss

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘Orgy for One’ (Ninja Sex Party)

 

Bawdy Livestream: Our next theme is ‘Choose your Own Adventure’ on Saturday, October 10th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EST. It features stories from comedian Joe Klocek, erotic artist Nadia Vanilla, Hypnokink master Mind the Baron and more! Get your tickets now at Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyCYOA_LS

 

Wanna work with Dixie? Here are 2 new ways:

 

Dixie’s new Storytelling Uncensored Workshop is on Sunday, October 18th. Wanna learn how to tell your stories in a relatable way? We’ll talk about sex and relatability, vulnerability, and how to convey consent - you know, the things that set a Bawdy story apart. It’s happening at 12-5 PDT (that’s 3- 8 PM EST) on 10/18/20. Register now at https://bit.ly/StorytellingUncensored

 

Dixie is now offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery: So many people have asked, so I’m now offering up my coaching to YOU - and it’s not about getting onstage, it’s about the cathartic change that occurs when you dive deep into your own story. Wanna navigate new territory in your life? No matter what you’re up against, Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you figure out what’s next. Book a call with me cause I’d love to help! My brand new coaching calendar at https://calendly.com/dixiedelatour

 

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Bawdy Livestream: Our next theme is ‘Choose your Own Adventure’ on Saturday, October 10th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EST. Get your tickets now at Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyCYOA_LS

 

JUST ADDED: Dixie’s new Storytelling Uncensored Workshop: Wanna learn how to tell your stories in a relatable way? On Sunday, October 18th from 12-5 PDT/ 3- 8 PM EST, we’ll discover story basics,  talk about inclusivity and vulnerability, and embrace consent - you know, the things that set a Bawdy story apart. Register at https://bit.ly/StorytellingUncensored

 

Patreon: New Patreon rewards are on the way! I just recorded an interview about Polyamory, Consent, and the Ethical Slut’s future with it’s notorious co-author Dossie Easton - and it’s for my Patreon supporters first. Bawdy would not exist right now without our Patreon members because Patreon is my everything during COVID. When you join Bawdy’s Patreon, you’re ensuring that Bawdy will make it through this difficult time. A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation all at the same time means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. As a Thank you, our $10/month Patreon supporters receive Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Join our Patreon and you’ll get GREAT rewards in exchange for your support. Thank you so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue. 

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Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Bawdy is the Official Folsom Street Fair AfterParty for 2020, and it’ll be Livestreamed to you on Sunday, September 27th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT. 

Performers include Amp the Pup, Alotta Boutté, Marla Renee Stewart, Justin Hall and Jefferson Bergey Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsomAfterParty

 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

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